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⭐️ CEO at Chubby Shane Hollander, Inc.⭐️ feedism, shane hollander, heated rivalry, what it says on the tin (he/him, 30y) | AO3

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[silurisanguine]

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[silurisanguine]

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[myshangel]

i think shane is crazy enough to get pissed off by troy saying "ilya." like that's rozanov or captain to You . and also to Me in certain sexual contracts but that's Besides The Point,

[swagsmeister]

hollanov breakfast making in fugly pride merch to kick off pride month

[slutforglut]

Hudson looks like he's bulking up a lot. In some recent interviews his face is looking softer.

It suits him so well.

(feel free to delete if you're not okay with talking about the actors, no offense here <3)

Hello! No I’m okay with it, I appreciate you checking, though. I’m not going to be like writing any drabble or fics or anything about the actors and like don’t make it weird I guess (idk what that would look like so I reserve the right to decide if it gets weird) but like he’s hot I’m attracted to him it’s normal to be attracted to people (I saw a post expressing this sentiment the other day and like it’s so true) and it’s also normal to say that out loud like what??? I think Hudson Williams is very sexy?? Shocking controversial hot take more breaking news at 5. And therefore I don’t think it’s weird to discuss things about them that are hot and like Hudson Williams bulking agenda is incredibly hot so like go off. You’re so right about his face I hadn’t even really registered that but wow yeah. It really does suit him 😭

[ilyasmole]

i love you guys what the fuck

[elokitties]

sorry but MyShane

[ilyapasta]

Assorted free-range headcanons about Hollanov at 45-55 years old:

Shane starts getting grays at 35, so by 45 he is a salt-and-pepper kING. It makes for a distinguished photograph on his memoir. He has a ghostwriter, obviously, how do you expect him to just sit and write all day? He writes the chapter about his and Ilya's rivalry though, only at the end of the chapter is he like "And we were married in the summer of 2021 with a honeymoon in Spain. He's the best person I know." after just a dry comparison of all their stats Pre-Centaurs.

One child. Boychild. Shane's genes and a Russian name. Conceived via surrogacy after Ilya retires first due to busted ass knee syndrome. Child enjoys hockey. Not great at it. Looooves playing the oboe in school band. Shane checks it out and AS IT TURNS OUT the oboe is a difficult, competitive instrument. They proceed with characteristic intensity, as if this was athletics. Son, you're gonna win at the oboe.

Ilya needs glasses. He just steals Shane's off his face and it's a whole ritual that ends in them kissing. Boychild is mortified every time they're trying to read a take-out menu.

Shane gets into hockey commentary/podcasting and is notoriously. Um. Not Nice. A lot of "What?? What did I say??" It's never personal though. Just about players' shitty game.

Ilya is Big. Chunky. He's glorious. Muscle that now has fat over it. Arms like tree trunks. Torso: round. 100% Naturalized Canadian Citizen Beef. Hair, everywhere. Shane must BITE to check it all out and make sure everything is in order.

Shane gets really into individual athletics- rock climbing, marathons before he also gets busted ass knee syndrome, biking, swimming, anything where it's like testing the limits of his body against himself. Ilya is like a "fifty push-ups every day keeps me in shape enough to fuck you right" kind of guy, but he joins in sometimes just to make Shane get furious with competition

New rookie/juniors player billeting every year once boychild goes to music conservatory so they build a whole separate wing for the youngsters so it doesn't interfere with empty-nest fucking

Once they hit 50 they do get up stupid early like old men do and have old man coffee shop time with David Hollander (professional boring old man) at their favorite diner. Shane really cherishes this time with his dad and makes it a point to do it as often as they can. Conversely, they build Yuna a mother in law house when David passes away (death comes for us all) and she becomes crazy hockey mom to all their rookies.

Add your ownnnnn

[darlingofdots]

there's a theragun in every room of the house and trying to unfuck their various Busted Ass Issues becomes just another step in sex prep

Shane is terrorising the local birdwatching community

Ilya is personally if inadvertently responsible for at least four divorces among his kid's schoolmate's parents

every time they attend a Centaurs game they end up on kiss cam (which isn't even a THING Shane is convinced they do this just to fuck with him) and they always pretend to be reluctant and roll their eyes and oh, fine, if you insist *smooch* *deafening cheers*

they're not really famous anymore anywhere EXCEPT Ottawa, where they're very famous but everybody's kind of agreed to be chill about it and also now that they ACTUALLY have time to spare they're just like, doing stuff. so you get an excited insta post from somebody new in town like omg i think i just saw shane hollander at tim horton's??? and the comments are all "dude obviously he always gets a coffee and a box of timbits thursday afternoon, where else would he be"

[slutforglut]

Listen y’all just cause no one’s done a connieverse/connie from admin x big hud weight gain fic yet doesn’t mean it won’t happen

[slutforglut]

Reblogging to include @chubstilinski’s tags because they deserve to be seen

[raspberry-kittykat]

Boots on the ground with the folks at chubby shane hollander inc. Have we considered bighud straining the buttons of his shirt after an out of office lunch with connie? Head thrown back against the booth of a crappy dinner while connie pushes the rest of her food onto bighuds plate and telling him “good boys eat all of their lunch :(“. Basically resurrecting him so he can finish the rest of her lunch until he is making sad little faces telling her his belly hurts and and and and

#bighud weight gain #connie from admin🩷 #maybe i got too carried away there my bad everyone #perhaps there might even be more for me to say #but alas, the quill will remain dry for tonight

[slutforglut]

NO WE HADNT CONSIDERED BUT WE’RE CONSIDERING NOW, GOD DAMN

[rhbrand]

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[themoonandmyman]

[louferrignojrofficial]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.02 "Olympians"

[shanyshko]

we need to discuss how in tampa shane hollander went to the pool just to lay on his deck chair and ogle ilya. this is shane hollander we're talking about. in february of a season. he's not even conceivably swimming laps or something he's literally just there to ogle. hedonist

[slutforglut]

Genuinely who is the guy doing the anthem at the Carolina Vegas game

[speggehtix3]

one of the "these can and should coexist" things to me is "there are numerous fat people who eat healthy and exercise and could beat the average skinny person in a hike" and "fat people who are fat and arent athletic and dont eat super healthy and do get winded walking up hills also are apart of fat liberation and deserve love too"

both of these are true and both deserve love and to be able to be accepted and get proper healthcare

[slutforglut]

wow ur reblog on shane’s oral fixation makes me realize how perfect he is as a feedee lol i see him being big on texture and obsessively excess

Mans just wants to have something in his mouth! And if he chews and swallows it he’s gonna need something else in his mouth, give him another bite! And yeah if it’s a texture or consistency or temperature sensation he’s really enjoying he is maybe gonna overdo it because he’s just enjoying the experience and the mouthfeel and he wants to prolong the experience. That or it’s unconscious like fork just keeps coming back to mouth. Someone submitted an ask the other day about Shane hyper-fixating on milkshakes as a safe food and that works for this too I feel like because a) you drink them through a straw and b) they’re nice and cool and have a great consistency

[slutforglut]

I think the sensory aspect of overeating could be a huge driving force for Shane unintentionally gaining. Once he finally cuts the diet and lets himself start eating, he realizes how nice being a little too full actually feels.

He’s warm and heavy, his head quiets down a bit and everything just feels slower. Lying back on the couch with a full stomach gives him that sensation of feeling weighed down in a really nice way he loves.

Add in gentle touches from Ilya, some low lighting, and one of their baking shows. Shane is in heaven. He’s breathing deeply, leaning into Ilya’s touch and making comments about which desserts look like ones he would want to try. (Ilya is of course taking note of those and finding places in Ottawa he can buy them)

So true! I could also really see that. It’s just a nice, heavy feeling, almost like a weighted blanket but the weighted blanket is just his stomach. Like I can imagine it would be really calming for him, especially if like, previously his thoughts around the performance diet were always moving so quickly in terms of what he could eat or couldn’t eat and when, and the portions, and ensuring he had food he could eat when he went out to eat or at his parents or whatever, and I imagine his meals weren’t always the most filling and often left him wanting more in a sensory way and not even in a hunger way per se. Just like in a satisfaction way. I’m struggling to find the words I’m looking for here but like, I could see the experience of being just a little too full being extra comforting cause he knows he can just take a deep breath and relax and be satisfied and his thoughts don’t have to be rushing around about if he’s going to get hungry or when he has to eat next to hit various macros appropriately, he’s just existing in the sensation of being undeniably full and the security of that allows his head to calm down a bit and his body to slow down in general, like you said, and it’s just so nice.

Maybe he’s laying back between Ilya’s legs and they’re both stretched out on the couch and Ilya’s just got his hand resting on Shane’s torso like he often does and he’s absentmindedly rubbing part of his belly with his thumb or gently stroking the side of his belly with his knuckles, not even necessarily on purpose, just casual closeness. It feels si good to be touched by Ilya at all in any way, and combined with it the weight of food in his tummy it’s so grounding and peaceful and he’s just full and sleepy and cozy in the best way. 10/10