#cu incorrect quotes

[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

Captain Blunderpants: People say I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

Nice Krupp: (clearly distressed) It’s called “arson” and those people are witnesses!

[angel--party]

cu incorrect quotes 3 (ft. more terrible ocs

Melvinborg: those are my service bees.

Melvin: But they’re not trained! They attack anyone who gets close to you!

Melvinborg: ...theyre trained

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Melvinborg: I have an idea!

Mr Krupp: your last idea was murder.

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Mikey: *kisses Melvinborg*

Melvinborg: WHAT IS THIS?!

Mikey: Affection.

Melvinborg: disgusting.

Melvinborg:

Melvinborg: do it again.

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Melvinborg: I have an idea!

Mikey: No murder.

Melvinborg: I no longer have an idea.

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George, to Harold: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Harold: I don’t know, how about y-

Melvin, from across the room: I’m fine thanks.

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Mikey: I might be a dumb quiet kid that cries a lot and has a dysfunctional personality.

Melvin: ...But?

Mikey: that’s it.

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Melvin: *screws up*

Melvin: Personally, I blame George and Harold.

George: How can it possibly be our fault?

Melvin: Because otherwise it would be my fault and that cant be right.

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Harold: I love dropping hints that I love George.

*george walks by*

Harold: I LOVE YOU GEORGE

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Melvin: Just because you’re pretty doesnt mean you can do what you want.

Melvin: *glares at Harold*

Harold: you...

Melvin:

Harold: think I’m pretty??

Melvin: Wait- WHAT?! NO-

Harold: GUYS!! Melvin thinks I’m pretty!

Melvin: ...Please stop.

George: called it.

(that one was for y’all Harold and Melvin shippers because I know you exist 🤠🤠)

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Crystal: I ate a cat

Mikey: you make me want to cry. That’s (in my opinion) kind of cruel. But even so, I do respect YOUR opinion.

Crystal: I will eat another

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Melvinborg: how’s it feel to be the worst principal ever?

Mr Krupp: shut up your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos

Melvinborg: you fucking take that back

[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

Nik: *comes into his parents room very early in the morning* Dad? Dad. Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad…

Lisa: *giggles* Your son is awake.

George: *groggily* Before sunrise, he’s your son.

[angel--party]

cu incorrect quotes 3 (ft. a terrible oc)

Mr Krupp: MELVINBORG!! Are you ok?!

Melvinborg: you... have beautiful eyes

Mr Krupp: HES LOST HIS MIND!!

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Mikey: Melvinborg, please stop screaming.

Melvinborg, screaming: IM NOT FUCKING SCREAMING!!

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(Skipping stones at a pond)

Melvinborg: its such a beautiful evening.

Mikey: *whispering* take that you fucking lake

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Mikey: are you nine, because you’re the only one I need :)

Melvin: I’m a ten.

Mikey: Melvin, it’s a pickup line.

Melvin. IM A TEN!!

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Melvinborg: why do you guys like being out in the rain?

Edith: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun!

Mr Krupp: I’m trying to get hit by lightning.

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Mikey: don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one of those.

Melvinborg: break their bones. They have 206 of those.

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Melvinborg: if I ever die, make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Mr Krupp.

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Melvin: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

Mikey: have been for the past year but thanks for noticing

[angel--party]

cu incorrect quotes part 2 that I should’ve posted 7 years ago

(Also warning, some are like,,, nsfwish. I’m sorry I hate myself)

Mr Krupp: Talk dirty to me!

Melvinborg: Uhh... gardening?

Mr Krupp: OH! You naughty principal...

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George: did it hurt when you fell?

Melvin: *snort* from heaven?

George: no... when you fell walking in. I watched you trip on your foot and just kinda lay there for 10 minutes.

Melvin:

Harold: we all saw it.

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Melvinborg: go fuck yourself!

Mr Krupp: FUCK ME YOURSELF, YOU COWARD!

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Melvinborg: I want you to think about it long and hard.

Mr Krupp: that’s what she said

Melvinborg: dont

Melvinborg: dont you dare

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Melvinborg: I am never playing the sims with you again after you made that underground torture chamber.

Mr Krupp: But what else is there to do in the sims?

Melvinborg: TAKE CARE OF THEM!!

Mr Krupp: that’s dumb.

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Melvinborg: Huh? Why are you calling this late?

Melvin: I need your help. I’ve done something bad... very bad.

Melvinborg: Put the corpse on ice, I’m on my way.

Melvin: What?! No, it’s not.. why would I-