#cubasey

[thatsamericano]

Cuba: I have found a fool proof method of determining if someone is truly evil.

Iceland: Oh? What is it?

Cuba: If they dislike Seychelles, they’re evil.

Iceland, nodding: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty solid logic.

[thatsamericano]

CubaSey Aesthetic, with lyrics from “Lucky” by Jason Mraz ft. Colbie Caillat.

[thatsamericano]

Canada: You know, the way you talk about Seychelles makes it sound like you’re in love with her.

Cuba: I’m not in love with Michelle. But when she got upset yesterday, I comforted her. As a friend.

Canada: I hope she’s doing okay now. [pause] Wait, what do you mean, comforted her?

Cuba, cagey: It’s nothing. I just gave her a hug.

Canada: Ah-ha! A classic sign of love, the hug!

Cuba: It’s also a sign of friendship.

Canada, teasingly: Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson.

Cuba, defensively: It was a hug!

Canada: Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?

Cuba, flustered: S-smell her hair? What if I did?

Canada: [rolls his eyes] Smelling someone’s hair doesn’t exactly scream platonic, Carlos.

Cuba: I was hugging Michelle as a friend. It’s not my fault her hair got in my face! She’s got a lot of it and it smells all uh…coconutty. [smiles goofily]

Canada: [raises his eyebrows skeptically]

Cuba: What?! Oh, that doesn’t mean I have feelings for Seychelles! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!

[thatsamericano]

“Lucky” by Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat is a CubaSey song, based on all the island imagery.

[hinata28h]

Any persons here ship CubaSey because I love it.

[ludfelis]

cubasey is precious and must be protected at all costs