#cubewhisperer

[repulsion-gel]

follow cubewhisperer for literally the cutest and/or nsfw rps

[transgirlrattmann]

Doug stepped out of the Multiverse portal he looked around curious but attentive. Was this the right Aperture? His hand held firmly on the brush in his pocket playing with the bristles as he always did when he was upset, nervous, or thinking. 

He wasn’t quite sure which one it was this time, perhaps a combination of all three. He had risked searching for his original Aperture in an attempt to find the cube he had left behind. His memory briefly shot back to the past at that moment when it had asked him to throw it so that he and GlaDOS could escape the turrets. He knew the both of them would be furious at him for this but he had made a promise and he intended to keep it.

This Aperture didn’t look so different from his own. In fact most of the time it was impossible to tell just where he had landed until he met someone and the only someone left in his own Aperture was her. 

He crept along silently trying to get his bearings right. If he could find a landmark he recognized he might be able to locate the place where the cube, or its remains, were located.

[youdressedthewrongdoll-arch-blog]

cubewhisperer

"IT’S A BIRD! IT’S EVIL! KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL...

(omg shes so cute)

(( squeal I know right?? PotatOS is the most precious thing must be kept away from birds at all costs ))

[ididntchoosethebeardlife]

cubewhisperer replied to your post:cubewhisperer replied to your post:degari replied...

(u have a beard. u hold all the power. use ur beard powers.)

I haven't unlocked any beard powers yet. My beard needs to be at least level 4 before it gets magic powers, and right now it's only like a level 2. Plus the sleep power isn't really in my build concept, but I'll look into it once I level up.

[ididntchoosethebeardlife]

cubewhisperer replied to your post:degari replied to your post: thefashionhippy...

(i ship u with everyone u speak 2 because u are cute)

thank u but seriously, I'm this cute and still no gf. why. I have no answers for this.

[cybertronian-swordsman]

Not the usual test subject...

assistantwithass cubewhisperer deadlyneurotoxin

There were a lot of things that shouldn't just turn up in Aperture science. Giant, transforming, alien robots were probably one of them. In short Claymore really wasn't supposed to be here, yet there he was.

It was all the fault of that strange object that had come into his possession. It seemd to act like a ground-bridge, but threw him out primus-knows where. It was all very confusing... he wondered how long it was before he ended up somewhere that wasn't even Earth.

He didn't want to be spotted, and he was sure he heard something coming. Something small, an organic? A minibot? Who knew, everything was new here. He hurriedly made the shift into his alternate form, not that it helped much...

You see another thing that really probably shouldn't have been in Aperture science, was and F-117 Lockheed Stealth Jet, in this case being anything but stealthy by sitting in the middle of a large chamber.

[lostlittleturret]

cubewhisperer replied to your post:((And on this episode of “The Wonders of the Shy...

(u are super cool and talented, anyone would be honored 2 have such a rad chibi say hi 2 them)

((nO SHUSH *covers your mouth* nU. .A. I am Potato))

[skartoargento]

cubewhisperer replied to your post:Jeez, the first thing I do on my birthday is burn...

(I WAS GONNA TELL U HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARLIER BUT U WERENT ON SKYPE ;;;_;;; HAPPY BIRTHDAY!)

<333 you're the best. Thank you!