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[idrawtooslow]

Sneaking dried frog pills into the US government's water supply #DriedFrorgPills

[idrawtooslow]

"Two birds sat on a branch. Then one of them died."

(pause)

"What? That's it? What does that even mean?"

"I suppose you are still too young to appreciate this sort of bleak irony."

"There's nothing 'ironic' about that. It's just inane."

"I suppose it is my own fault. It was unreasonable to expect so much of you."

"Come on, try me. Tell me how that's ironic. ...You can't, can you?"