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“Why is everyone yelling?!” Having sensitive hearing was the worst.

#(DASH OBSERVATION.)#lensflaired #cucumbxrquestd #((cucumber should tell cream that someone is coming at a fellow rabbit's life and she'll have his back so fast you'd hear a whip))

“...”

“Well.” Cue the elegant hair flip. “It has recently come to my attention that, perhaps, I may have cast our dear friend in the wrong role. A flower bush is clearly too far out of Cucumber’s limited acting range to handle... so, from this day forth, he is going to be--”

“AN OVERGROWN BABY. BECAUSE THAT’S PRECISELY WHAT HE IS.”

#{✨; did you REALLY think a few locked doors would be enough to keep ME out in the cold? (dash commentary) }#cucumbxrquestd #((*cucumber's flying wand smacks him right in the forehead; legato starts crying immediately*))#((this is... probably crack? i think? lmao i give up at this point))

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// Cucumber: * FORCEFULLY STEPS ON LEGATO’S FOOT * yep !! –j-just discussing the //faults of the theater// is all!~

“Listen, you little--” No, no--remember, Legato, you’re the mature one in this situation! You’re the star of the show! Don’t stoop to his level of immaturity! Also, there’s an angry werewolf standing a mere three steps away. Another good bit of motivation to play along with this charade, one might say.

“Yes. The faults of the theater.” Oh, Cucumber has a giant cage and an ‘Ugly Boy’ banner with his name on it just for forcing Legato to repeat that. “It’s truly a riveting conversation.”

#cucumbxrquestd #{✨; there once was a man named legato. a good sorcerer he was not...o. (crack) }#((at times like this i wonder--would anyone have figured out that legato is a //disguised child// just from reading these interactions))#((or would they have thought that he was just an incredibly immature adult who picks on rabbits named after food))

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// Cucumber vc, from a nearby flower bush: bih you realize I’ll fight you too, I have a WAND

“Who gave this six-year-old a wand?”

#cucumbxrquestd #((''FLOWER BUSHES DON'T TALK. OR THREATEN BEAUTIFUL LEADING ACTORS.''))#((i don't remember how old cabbage thought cuco was and i'm not about to look through 800 pages to find it lmao))

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