L and his former lover - who are on semi awkward terms rn - reacting to Zygarde being their match maker
Aww. This is kinda sad but also funny.
Just Zygarde dragging you both into the same area and then barking like “NOW KISS”
You and L just sort of look at each other like “do I know you??” And just decide to walk away. Zygarde does not appreciate it and starts herding you both toward like a bench or something to make you talk to each other like some kinda matchmaker border collie. You two kind of just awkwardly huddle together to appease the doggie.
L: “I apologize. Zygarde seems insistent.”
You: “Ya don’t say..”
L is just an awkward individual in general so it’s extra weird when you guys try to figure out something out to talk about. Eventually you guys get on the topic of memories and he says he can’t remember much but he thinks his name was longer. You end up telling him about your fiance who passed away and trying to explain how that occurred without fully telling him what happened to Lysandre because you’re dense and haven’t realized who you’re talking to yet. L gets a weird look on his face when he listens to the story.
You: “…and I think it was..what was that machine called..”
L: “The ultimate weapon?”
You: *snaps fingers* “Yes! The ultimate weapon that was it. How did you..?”
L: “…so don’t freak out-“
You: *Actively freaking out*
Eventually you two bang your two brain cells together and realize that L and Lysandre are the same person, this random homeless guy actually is your fiance who is apparently not dead, and also that he cannot remember you. It kinda sucks because you start crying and you try to kiss him only for him to awkwardly lean away because ew. He doesn’t know you anymore and it’s really weird for him.
He does let you lean on him and cuddle into his coat though, and he rubs your back because he does feel really bad for not being able to remember you.
L: “Zygarde this is why we don’t try to drag random people back into my life. No treats tonight.”
Zygarde: *Angry cell dog noise* >:o “ZEEEH!!!???”
