can i be your significant bother




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can i be your significant bother
i just told my bf that i’m returning a water bottle bc i didn’t emotionally connect with the colorway and then i showed it to him and he went “i get it, it seems emotionally unavailable”
making my bf watch twin peaks with me and now anytime agent cooper does anything autistic or cassie-coded he just stares at me knowingly
a friend sent me a screenshot of one of my posts making it into someone’s youtube video and i showed my bf and he just yelled “I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M DATING A CELEBRITY”
my gf just clocked the fuck out of me bc he just said “i know you’re a virgo moon bc your socks are white as hell. not a spot of dirt of them. your socks are from the mountains of caucasia”
“you know how some people like birdwatching? i like girlfriend watching. this is my hobby” – my bf after seeing me react to my neighbors screaming at each other about chicken wings
my boyfriend’s new decor item for his apt
my bf when i asked if he wanted me to mute our call while he’s studying so i won’t distract him: do you think i hate women? i’m not a misogynist. i would never silence you…..