#curator fi

[bakudekuficlibrary]

Hello there! I actually wanted to know your funniest group chat/textfic/etc recommendation list! Bonus points for completion, mwah thank you!!

I couldn’t find any completed ones except for the first one, sorry! Hope you like them!- Fi

15 Works.

Class 1-A fuckery by garden_hearts386( T | 25454 | 24/24 )

Broccoli added nyoom, Pepe, dollar-store-Pikachu, and 15 more.

Broccoli: I have made a mistake…

begoneTHOT: …oh no not again

hardboi: I’m getting Vietnam flashbacks

Broccoli: a horrible mistake…

dollar-store-Pikachu: fucking

begoneTHOT: I will give you a pass because you didn’t invite Mineta

Broccoli: Mineta can go choke

sparky: I’m just gonna nope this into fuckthatville

sparky left the chatBroccoli added sparky to the chat

Broccoli: first of all: rude

Broccoli: second of all: there is no escape

sparky: damn it

Fuck ya Chicken Strips by garden_hearts386( G | 5524+ | 8/10 )

3Dprinter: mina if I walk into your room and find the James Charles palette I will sue

pinkity drinkity: bet

cakeboss: what

3Dprinter changed pinkity drinkity’s name to sistersued

sistersued: sister shit

3Dprinter: sister suffer

This is basically a continuation of a fic I did a little bit ago. it will be short and it will be awful. enjoy

[On Hiatus] The strangest groupchat ever by Toxic_Trashbag( Not Rated | 1293+ | 2/? )

A random stranger that none of the class 1-A students know, adds everyone to a groupchat and the fun begins. (not good at summaries. Woops)

[Abandoned] the class 1-a group chat by electraheathens( T | 5242+ | 10/? )

iida’s homework chatroom has just turned into a mess of memes, fights, and ships.

[On Hiatus] Hit or Miss, I guess they never miss huh? by mini_gh0st( Not Rated | 3875+ | 8/? )

TodoWokei: Im basically a furnace with a built in freezer

Danki: Does that make Endeavour just a furnace?

TodoWokei: No it makes him just an asshole

RockSolidNut: Yall hear sum? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

My Groupchat Academia by snailchurch( G | 3015 | 2/2 )

In which the bakusquad groupchat gets a little bit bigger.

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AllMight101: I’m assuming AngryBoi is Kacchan?

AngryBoi: shut up deli

AllMight101: DELI

AngryBoi: autocorrect can literally eat my ass

The Titty Gang War Room by GreeniTea( T | 834+ | 2/? )

Iida has added Shoto, Uraraka, Denki, +17 others in Class 1-a

Iida: Hello fellow students of 1-a! This chat is for educational use, please don’t use in class!!

Uraraka: iida you made a mistake

Denki: SUP HOES

Mina: caps lock attack

Bakugou: who in the actual fuck decided it was a good idea to make this?

Sero: idk but i know that iida will regret this soon

Or; iida makes a groupchat and immediately regrets it.

[Abandoned] OwO, Whats this? by Midodoodles ( Not Rated | 721+ | 2/? )

Iida thought starting a group chat would be a good idea.

Boy, was he wrong.

(i have no clue what im doign y e e t)

[Abandoned] Stoned, zoned, I should quit. by herecomesthementalinstability( Not Rated | 4515+ | 6/? )

Basically Iida makes a class chat and everything goes to shit. Uraraka is the shipper that we all need but don’t deserve, Midoriya is deNSe, Todoroki just wants to enjoy his soba, and no one understands a n y t h i n g.

Two Aces Make A King Of Hearts by Shemtimeter( T | 13114+ | 6/? )

Deku met Kacchan in an MMORPG without knowing the other in person, then they got married because of a main quest and pk couple battle, and then eventually falls in love with each other. However in real life, they’re rivals in acing the class and seems to dislike each other.

{ Curator’s Note: A couple of chapters aren’t text fic. }

Group chats dont help by SinisterArtist( Not Rated | 6621+ | 4/? )

Baku-GoneI think Im going to join Pride too

Sharknadowhoah, really?!

Baku-GoneYeah im fuckin gay manI dont want to associate with loosers but i might as well fucking join

(A chat-fic between everyone. Slow updates)

[On Hiatus] non cishet gathering by hitoshinsou( Not Rated | 4540+ | 5/? )

gf (good frog): @EXPLODO KING does izuku-kun make ur heart go doki doki nya~

EXPLODO KING has deleted a message by gf (good frog)!

EXPLODO KING: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU SHUT YOUR FUCK UP OR ILL KILL ALL OF YOU

uravitea: “shut your fuck up” i kin that

[On Hiatus] Just another 1-A chat fic by HauntedShadowMunchkin, pizzapug789( Not Rated | 1822+ | 4/? )

Darth Plagueis: *jumps down behind you*

Darth Plagueis: I’vE eNgAgEd ThE eNeMy

Lesbionage: Star what the actual fuck?!

Darth Plagueis: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Autobots roll out: I’m deeply concerned.

Elphaba: Deku…. your friends from America are… strange…

Bone hurt juice: I know, I regret adding them to the chat now.

Lesbionage: I’m hurt.

Darth Plageuis: *Overwhelming oofing*

Anger child: That’s it… i’m fucking killing them!

[Abandoned] Just Another Chat Fic by orphan_account( T | 1159 | 2/25 )

i try and attempt at doing a chat fic

[Abandoned] They Say 3 a.m. is the Hour of the Wicked. They Weren’t Wrong, but I Didn’t Expect “Wicked” to Mean This. by Celestial_Hero (orphan_account)( T | 16085 | 13/? )

Remember the last time you actually slept before 3 in the morning? Neither does Izuku, thanks to the #alwayslit conversations from the hellhole known as the group chat. Where the pizzas are always b o n e l e s s and the shade constant, Izuku wonders what he’s done wrong in his life to deserve the constant salt from the active landfill.

[bakudekuficlibrary]

Do you guys have any Wrong Number fics? Just finished reading Bluebird and wanted more of that trope!

Hey! I managed to find these! I also included Bluebird for those who don’t know it! Hope you enjoy it!

- Fi

4 Works.

Bluebird by EtherealBeing( E | 53,107 | 7/7 )

Dialing a wrong number was no unusual occurrence. Everyone did it once in a while, and Katsuki was well aware of that fact.

However, possessing this knowledge made it no less aggravating for him to discover — a full two minutes into his rant about his day — that he’d been venting his frustrations to a complete stranger. As if that wasn’t enough, said stranger was also inexplicably determined to hear his story to its end.

[Discontinued] Who are you texting? by chetrambles( T | 5,024+ | 2/5 )

Midoriya accidentally texts the wrong number, but instead of not texting it again, he kinda- does. His faceless friend slots into his life like he was always meant to be in it, though his friends are more than wary about the situation.

Bakugou had not expected anything more than annoyance from the idiot who couldn’t remember his friends number, so he was as surprised as all of his friends when the nerd starts growing on him.

What happens when the lines of friendship become blurred?

[Discontinued] Payphone by flowercafe ( M | 9,736+ | 3/? )

zuku’s in trouble — like, SOS trouble. Lucky for him, he’s one phone call away from salvation. Hopefully his trembling fingers dial the right number, because it would really suck if he accidentally called a stranger right now.

or

The “I was walking home alone in the middle of the night and someone started following me so I ran into this phone booth with a lock on the door to call for help, but my hands were shaking so badly I accidentally dialed the wrong number and I don’t even know who you are but please help me" au — ft. a Quirkless Izuku whose misdial connects him to the personal cell line of pro hero Ground Zero.

The Great Katsuki Bakugou Textmergency by brichibi( T | 6,559 | 1/1 )

All right. Fine. Katsuki Bakugou loves Izuku Midoriya. The first step is texting that information to best bud Eijirou Kirishima. The second step is to accidentally send the love confession to that Stupid Deku. The third step is to PANIC and dial “squad” for immediate backup.

[bakudekuficlibrary]

Do you have any long distance bakudeku fanfics? -thanks!

I managed to find all of these! Hope you like them!-Fi

8 Works.

[On Hiatus] The Unknown May Reap by Eilimakk( T | 16842+ | 3/? )

Couples all around can relate to the fact that long distance relationships can be despairingly hard to handle. When Midoriya leaves for a trip to the US, Bakugou already misses him like hell.

Despite this, the two still find time for each other. Everything is right as rain, better than it should be, admittedly.

…

Things take a turn for the worse when, one day, Midoriya stops replying to any messages.

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Too Many Miles by rekamohcs( M | 2745 | 1/1 )

“How?”

“Rough.” Katsuki muttered, running a hand over his own jaw, making Izuku jealous of those fingers. “Like you like it. Wanna push you up against the wall and mark up your neck. Wanna hold that nice, thick co–“

“Ground Zero? We’ll be leaving in a few minutes for the meeting.” A voice interrupted Katsuki’s explicit statement through the door of his hotel room. Katsuki shot the door a piercing glare.

Izuku groaned, frustration bubbling in his belly, but then pulled his lips into a smile. “You’d better go.”

OR

The one where the agency sends Katsuki abroad for a week on his own. Izuku misses him a whole heck of a lot. Katsuki might miss him, too.

SeriesPart 3 of the The Wonder Duo vs The World

swear i’ll ease your pain by Chrome( T | 6455 | 1/1 )

They say that time is the longest distance between two places, but left battling public opinion and a language barrier in southern California while Katsuki fights isolation and a crime syndicate back home, Izuku figures that actual distance is also pretty bad.

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This fic was a pinch hit for corzev for the BakuDeku Flower Exchange, for the prompt “red rose”!

SeriesPart 1 of the the love you are to me

Love Will Travel As Far As You Let It by Dnote147( M | 103181 | 17/17 )

My childhood dream is still something I want to bring to life, and although it’ll be a lot of work at the start, I’m always up for the challenge.

Maybe someday, I can make my dream into a reality.

SeriesPart 2 of the Agro Pom-Pom & Smol Green Bean

[Racism | PTSD | Panic Attacks]

Video Call by ive_been_losing_sleep( T | 1423 | 1/1 )

The video feed freezes, again. It’s stuck on Izuku’s face, mid-smile with his eyes squinted shut so that the faint wrinkles of laughter are visible. The words “Poor Connection” cut across the faded image, scarring Izuku’s smile.

SeriesPart 2 of the Spring BakuDeku Week

I’m Cheering For You Kacchan! by Emerald_Leaf( G | 6778 | 2/2 )

Going to a school an ocean away from your secret hero-in-training boyfriend sucks. At least that is what Izuku Midoriya thinks.

But at least he can make an excuse to go fly out to cheer him on at the biggest sporting event in Japan.

…While attempting to hide their relationship from his very curious class.

Surely this won’t go wrong.

…Right?

SeriesPart 2 of the Quirk!Izuku AU

The Loneliest Year by raspberrydoll( G | 1523 | 1/1 )

When Bakugo’s job offers him the opportunity of a lifetime, he doesn’t know what to do. He has the chance to further his career but will be separated from Izuku for a year.

Distance by IAmStoryteller( T | 32273 | 11/11 )

Distance makes the heart grow fonder.(Izuku and Bakugou deal with living life thousands of miles away from each other in their own way)

SeriesPart 2 of the The Wonder Duo/Kacchan and Deku

[bakudekuficlibrary]

Are there any bakudeku fics where deku got kidnapped instead at the training camp

I couldn’t find many, but I managed to find these. Hope you enjoy it!- Fi

[ Abandoned ] Out Of Touch by estupidaval ( T |  6,455+ | 3/? )

“W-we’ve identified one of the villains objectives! The student named “Deku”! Wherever you are, “Deku”, please avoid combat as much as possible! Refrain from solo movements! Got it, Deku !” 

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When Dead Men Come Walking by my_name_is_Levi( T |  57,135+ | 8/? )

The last time Bakugou Katsuki saw Midoriya Izuku had been four years ago, when Midoriya pulled Bakugou out of the wormhole at the last moment and sacrificed himself instead.Four years later, and Midoriya Izuku is believed to be dead. Bakugou and the rest of class 1-A have gone on to become Pro-Heroes and lead successful lives, climbing through the ranks and making names for themselves.Bakugou is nineteen when he finally finds a lead on the League of Villains, intending to take revenge on them for the murder of his childhood friend. However, everything changes when dead men come walking… 

I Found Love by homojaku ( T |  15,340 | 1/1 )

Izuku throws himself in Katsuki’s place, is kidnapped, and Katsuki has to deal with the consequences. A one-shot. 

It Was Never Supposed to End Like This by Aniimone ( T |  11,298 | 7/7 )

Izuku Midoriya is captured by the League of Villains. They torture him until they’ve turned him into a weapon against heroes and his old friends. When he disappears, Bakugou and the rest of class 1-A are crushed. Shinsou is moved up into the hero course, filling his spot, left to deal with his new classmates turning excitedly to tell Izuku something and watching their faces fall when they see him instead.

When a familiar figure appears with the League of Villains and the yakuza, nobody is quite sure how to deal with their old friend’s cold, glazed eyes or the way he confidently holds a gun.

SeriesPart 1 of You can turn back time but you can’t forget the things you’ve lost along the way.

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[bakudekuficlibrary]

Hey, can you link some fics about them in an apocalypse/post apocalyptic world? Preferably with a happy ending.. (and thank you for making this account, I love it so much!)

Hey! Here are some post-apocalyptic fics that are either ongoing or have a (sort of) happy ending (how happy can it be when the apocalypse happened, right?) Hope you enjoy it!

- Fi

Beyond the Horizon by  veksi  ( M | 15251+ | 4/? )

Six months into an apocalypse and Katsuki has just about had enough of it. It’s not until he meets Izuku that maybe, maybe there is hope left just yet. But with this new companion glued to his hip and an seemingly endless sprawl of the world ahead of him, comes the incredible hardships and pain like a magnet to their metal.

Katsuki longs for a happy end in sight. Izuku may have the solution. Now they just need to fight through the end of society to get there.

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aka i only write zombie aus, aka hold onto ur belt buckles i love angst

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[On Hiatus] The Cure by  despurrito( T | 12835+ | 7/? )

Bakugou Katsuki woke up in a forest, bugs gnawing on his tan face and sweat from his forehead cascades down to his eyebrows. With no recollection of how he got to this area, he heard a voice which its source was nowhere to be found but inside his head.“Oh good, you’re awake! I’ve been waiting for you to wake up for nearly an hour now! I’m glad you’re not dead!” Turns out he is in a lonely island filled with zombies with fifty-foot metal walls trapping the occupants inside it.Inside his head, the voice supplied: “The objective is… To create the cure for the zombies!… I think.” Bakugou angrily rubbed his sore temple. “You think?”

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Chewed Up by  warschach( E | 30693 | 1/1 )

Zombie apocalypse, more than a third of the population currently dead or in the state of undead, and Katsuki still somehow managed to get his shit stolen by two chicks and Freckle boy.

Fuck this new generation.

Arrhythmia by shingekino_neon( E | 27053 | 11/11)

Stuck in the middle of a zombie outbreak, Bakugou and his friends are just trying to survive. When they meet up with an attractive stranger named Deku, and his companion, Eri, the group takes them in–despite the fact that their supplies are dwindling, and the possibility of relocating is quickly shifting to necessity. With their arrival comes the unexpected chance of a safer and more permanent place to live, and everyone decides to take the risk–resulting in Bakugou and Deku being separated from the group. As they’re forced to work together to survive, their relationship grows into something neither of them expect.

We Made A Graveyard by lalazee( M | 1715 | 1/1 )

“I hope I don’t have to kill anyone today,” he said softly, almost as an afterthought.“You say that every day. Bleeding heart.”

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It’s Going to Be All Right by MaiaMizuhara( T | 1189 | 1/1)

Katsuki wraps his arms around the shorter boy and rests his forehead on Izuku’s shoulder. Nothing mattered if they were able to stay alive for another day together, another day not waking up alone and in grief.

“Both of us are going to find somewhere safe, and listen to me. I’m not letting you or I die, I’m not going to ever leave you behind. Not now, not ever.”

KatsuDeku week Day 4 - Comfort

SeriesPart 3 of September KatsuDeku week 2017 

Not Today by limesicle( T | 1458 | 1/1 )

It’s hard to keep up hope as supplies dwindle and the number of dead bodies they see increases. Before the apocalypse, they had hardly been friends, but something about the need to survive and lack of other humans forced them to get along.

SeriesPart 5 of Spring BakuDeku Week 2018 

we are never truly dead by veggie107

( T | 37287+ | 15/? )

“Please don’t leave me alone—Not again.”

—

Five years had passed since the apocalypse started. Five years had passed since the world had managed to function in any semblance of peace.

Five years had passed since Izuku Midoriya had gone missing.

For Bakugo, a hero mission during the apocalypse usually entails a few things: kicking Regressed asses, fighting whichever (unlucky) pro-hero that had been paired up with him and hopefully, returning to the safe zone feeling less guilty. This had been routine for nearly five long years—so he doesn’t know what to do with himself when he finds someone he’d never expected to see again.

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Footprints in a Reddened Sky by Hollowed_Soul( T | 6577+ | 4/? )

Izuku Midoriya is quirkless, he moved towns due to excessive bullying at previous schools. Izuku has never met Bakugou nor All Might and Bakugou is in UA along with the others. It seems pretty normal. Except it’s a zombie apocalypse and Midoriya has been turned to one of them.

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desiderata by sora_san89( M | 2655 | 1/1 )

Let them affirm their humanity, their existences, at least only for this night.

(BakuDeku Positivity Week 2018 - Day 04: rise / havoc)

SeriesPart 4 of BakuDeku Positivity Week 2018 ^^ 

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[Abandoned] A Nuclear Winter by Tsar Tsarevich (Rusbuster)( T | 25494 | 8/? )

It is the year 2033 in Moscow’s post-apocalyptic metro system, and Izuku Midoriya has nothing to do but do his boring and repetitive task of cataloging books everyday. When an opportunity-slash-death wish to go to the surface is given by his boss, he sees a chance to escape the boredom of Polis Station. And during his trip to the surface, his mission goes south as a certain ash-blonde goes to rain on his parade, which leads to even more predicaments and complexities concerning his supposedly simple mission and with said ash-blonde.

Follow Izuku on his unpredictable journey throughout the remnants of the Moscow Metro and the Dead City itself, while simultaneously deciphering the explosive yet familiar-looking ash blonde.

(Basically, this is an AU set in post-apocalyptic Moscow’s metro system, based on the universe of the video game and book, Metro 2033. Expect elements of fluff, angst, action, and smut. Perhaps a bit of scary stuff, too.)

Blood, Bones, and Bats by GreyDayMoon( E | 3978+ | 2/? )

Izuku and Katsuki had been surviving on their own for a little more than a year now. However that changed quickly with an unfortunate run in with a group while scavenging for more food. They’ll have to find a way to break from the group before they find out about Izuku’s immunity. And try to stay on the move to avoid the past from catching up to them.

SeriesPart 6 of the AU’s I’m Thinking of Expanding On Later series

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Shatter Us (with love and quirks) by revsuki ( M | 3533+ | 5/30 )

“Although even if he says these things, in the back of Katsuki’s mind screams a little voice, Please touch me. Your lying to him. Please..-

But he knows what happened when someone touches him.

Strange things.

Bad things.

Dead things.”

SeriesPart 3 of Rev’s Shit Pile of Fics 

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a calm surrender by ficklish( T |  4841 | 1/1)

They meet purely by chance, and Katsuki isn’t sentimental enough to deem their reunion fate, but it’s definitely a nice change, to be able to talk and have someone answer.

“Keep up,” he snaps, “or I’ll leave your ass behind.”

“Okay Kacchan,” Deku says, and has the nerve to beam at him like a very annoying sun.

Katsuki looks quickly away so he doesn’t blind himself.

Katsuki falls in love with Deku against the backdrop of a zombie apocalypse.

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