#curiouscaution

[blamxmurderedyou]

1⊕ curiouscaution

"-AND ANOTHER APPROACHES. WHAT KIND OF PLANET IS THIS. GAAAAAAUGH!!!"

Rocket "gently" knocks his noggin against a strange looking wrench. He swears, if another marshmallow alienoid walks around looking just as boring and plain as the last, he's going to lose it.

It hits him then. Is this a planet where you go to lose your sanity? Is this how he's going to lose it? Walking around in an area where things are all the same blasted color and the civilians are replicas?

Possibly. He's stopped batting himself and simply pushes the metal object against his forehead. At least the cold metal feels somewhat nice.

"Alright. ALRIGHT. What do ya want?! If it's food, you can forget it, I don't got anything but a gun- MY gun. MINE."

[holyshititsdave-blog]

efflorescenceofarose replied to your post:Fuck. I’m definitely getting sick. Someone...

*does jazz hands??* ))

*claps*

curiouscaution replied to your post:Fuck. I’m definitely getting sick. Someone...

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That's actually pretty fucking adorable.

[stewingingarbage]

Roughly 2 imperial tons (or 320 stones, or 2032 kg) of electric blue unicellular organism slither into the lab, then roughly compose a ridiculously fat, grinning elsen. "Hhhey dad."

"-woAH WOAH WOAH HOLY FF-" Mort jumps out of his chair, which causes him to slam against the wall and skitter up it when some unidentified beast enters his lab. Usually spectres were the only things that could go through heavily locked doors, but some slime thing? Oh wait- what?

"....THAT WASN'T FUNNY."

[weepingcypress]

Slimy blob Zeke.

[weepingcypress]

"Ch-Chris... D-do you kn-know someone c-called Shiloh?" He looks sick with worry. It'd even stand out normally, but it's a striking contrast with the strangely chipper mood Zeke's been in for the last couple of days.

"Shiloh... Yes, we have a retired worker by that name. I sometimes get told to call on him when he's being a nuisance, why?"

[immaculate-contraception]

((culture again!))

We once invaded Canada, intending to hold it hostage in exchange for Irish independence.

I wish I was making this up.

[immaculate-contraception]

((culture ::U))

There is a sizeable section of the indigenous American population (and others who empathize with them) who refuse on principle to use $20 bills because Andrew Jackson is on them.

Kinda hard to blame them.

[shield-knight-blog]

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"Who goes there?" Shield Knight hesitates, trying to size up whether this stranger is a threat. That's not a monster, is it? No. Monsters are usually more aggressive and less... pasty. In fact, between the pale skin and the 'pear with limbs' build, if she didn't know any better...

"...Mole Knight?"