if there’s anything you guys should know abt me is that i hyperfixate on men in three different ways. order goes from most common to rarest:
1. “oh my god he’s so URGH i need to get him pregnant now!!!! AAAGAGAHHHSHHDEIC”
2. “wow he’s so pathetic i wanna beat him up and crush him with my bare hands until he turns into a measly little pulp”
3. “ok twink ur kinda funny. i like you. you can live. for now.”














