#cursed!hiro

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Somehow I want the Callaghan sister ua to end up with them realizing that Hiro attempted to kill their brother. They understand he's made up for it so instead Hiro has to be a princess for a week as punishment. Only Callaghan understands Hiro's pain. And neither will admit aloud that their glass slippers were the most comfortable pairs of shoes on their lives. (Hiro still tried to give them to Honey Lemon after a week, being the only things to stay, but they only fit him)

Oh my god I snorted

Callaghan finds out about Hiro shortly after the curse has kicked in, and everyone is kind of freaking out because where did the dress come from? Why can’t they get it off? WHY ARE THERE SPARKLES FLOATING AROUND HIRO’S HEAD???

Abigail calls up her dad in prison because she knows he knows his sisters better than anyone, and puts Hiro on the phone. Callaghan ends up talking him through it, giving him tips and tricks to survive the week (”Close your windows at night or you’re going to wake up covered in cute little forest creatures. Just crawl into bed in the big poofy dress, by the time you wake up it’ll have changed into a different big poofy dress. The shoes are the most comfortable things you will ever wear, just accept it. Whatever you do, don’t sing.”)

Hiro brings him a gift basket of Lucky Cat Cafe pastries after the curse is over in thanks, even if he still is kind of cheesed with the man.

- Baymod

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AU where someone curses the Hamadas. Only. They chose all the wrong curses. And the Hamadas either LIKE them, or don't care at all.

Someone cursed Hiro’s hair to always be really poofy, and never lie flat. Hiro happens to love the spiky hair look, so he’s perfectly okay with this.

Tadashi gets cursed to always lose his tools when he’s working. So he just always uses Hiro’s instead. They technically share tools often enough that even his tools are sort of Hiro’s, so the curse rarely if ever kicks in.

Aunt Cass is cursed to never find a husband. She actually laughs when she hears that one, because, really? She’s running her own business and raising two boys who are crazy handfuls, and she’s doing just fine on her own, thanks. No husbands required. (Also the curse never said anything about a wife...)

- Baymod

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Aww, big party for no - longer - cursed Hamabros! They'd probably end up crying at some point, probably from laughing too hard. Hiro passes out at one point for the same reason. By that point Hiro's laughed so much that when he wakes up, the fact that he passed out is hilarious.

Oooh, yes, I’ve definitely gotten stuck in a giggleloop like that before. Very dangerous things, those giggleloops

But hey, let them have their fun. The curse has probably made it so that the Hamabros haven’t been able to laugh like that in YEARS. It makes Aunt Cass weep with happiness to finally see her boys happy again.

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Curse AU: Yeah, the curse-setter was just like 'I'm pretty sure that Stan Lee's son wouldn't even be in the same country as these guys, let alone giving them kisses! Oh, and the kiss has to be relevant to their relationship. And also, egg. And giant marshmallow. That's never gonna come up. ' Cut to Fred giving Hiro a brotherly kiss on the cheek while Hiro sits on Baymax and tries not to let the egg fall off his head. Never specified the relationship had to be romantic!

The Cursed Hamabros don't get the full effect of breaking the curse immediately. It takes a second or so for the effects to start, then they rapidly start feeling a LOT better, then they settle into a slow upward spiral for a few days. There is celebratory hot chocolate. 

I suspect the curse setter was using Mad Libs when they came up with this curse. Just sayin.

And heck yes there would be hot chocolate! Aunt Cass and Honey Lemon team up and create a whole BANQUET of baked goods. Everyone would be so very happy. And Fred would be sitting in the middle of it all feeling so ridiculously pleased with himself because he was the one who helped break the curse. Both of the Hamada bros give him thank you kisses on the cheek afterwards for helping them. It is ADORABLE

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Cursed AU: the Hamabros cannot have a second curse placed on them until the first one's broken. This comes up a lot thanks to Hiro's bot fighting habit. a lot of the thugs seem to want to try to curse him, but it just makes a pretty lights how. (Mobile sucks)

Hiro probably deliberately throws himself into situations where people will want to curse him because he’s a little shit and he enjoys seeing the dumbfounded looks on their faces when they realize it didn’t work.

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Curse AU: Eventually they find out what the curse escape clause is, and it's a 'the curse will continue until you do this' sort of thing. The 'this' in question is 'be kissed by Stan Lee's son while sitting on a giant marshmallow with an egg on your head'. Baymax counts as a giant marshmallow, and the Nerd Herd got stuck inside on a storm day and got very, very bored. Truth or Dare was involved.

...I will give the curse-setter points for creativity, that’s for sure. I mean, really, they were probably sitting there cackling to themselves because NO ONE will EVER be able to meet these circumstances, MUAHAHAHA

That or the wizard is secretly a shipper and they’re hoping that this will somehow result in their OTP getting together. IDEK, I swear I’ve seen that fanfic before XD

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AU where the Hamada family are cursed by a wizard when Hiro is three to all have depression until the curse release clause is met. Aunt Cass escapes via loophole, because the spell ended up going for 'nuclear family' not extended. Tadashi lives in this AU because Hiro grabs his leg and yells at him about the curse when the fire happens. Hamada Bros Rule 1 is 'never let the curse win'. (Also, curses are illegal. )

Is that how they break the curse? Because they manage to realize that they can beat it by never letting it win? Or do they have to magically undo the curse? Because that would SUCK, depression is not fun, that really IS a curse