#cursed pairings

[hms-hairy-plopper]

An HP Crack Fic Prompt:

Stan Shunpike is looking for love in all the wrong places. This time, it’s in a Washington DC bar, where he meets an outspoken blonde that’s not watching her words, or her drink, too well. Will a love potion make its way into Marjorie Taylor Greene’s cosmo, and will their session end in cursed sexual congress? Up to you, writer!

[ladynonsense]

😈 I love seeing a new person come to the dark side.

[guillermomybeloved]

Yeah, yeah! Give me that CURSED longing! That DOOMED longing! GIVE ME THOSE IMPERFECT MIDDLE AGED CHARACTERS BABY! YEAH YEAH! YEA —(gets yanked offstage by an old timey cane)

[oogalaboogalabich]

Cursed crossover pairing i intend to draw

First form Cell (dbza specifically) and gortash

I have no idea when or how...

But its going to happen.

[saintjustitude]

SJ: Hey, Collot, remember when you called me "the young and vigorous athlete of the revolution"? Yeah I don't either but Vilate does.

Vilate: That's what he mistakenly called me when he was drunk. When he was signing death decrees on my chest at the orgies.

SJ: ................ok I'm going to choose to pretend all of this is false for my own sanity.

[captainsoulcat]

this just came up in my dnd group... feel free to crucify me: stu pickles/Peter griffin

I've looked it up and have not found anything about this true cursed pairing

I do not apologize

[argyle-s]

Last night I was thinking of cursed pairings and the first thing that came to mind was literally Lillian/Alex. I need brain bleach.

Why does everyone torture me with this stuff?

@butch-kickassidy sends me stuff like this all the time too