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Melvyn: Hello! Anyways so blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and Mik and I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and then Hugh screamed and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Bev: *inelegant blubbering* Jeff please make him stop!
Jeff: …
Me: 🥹 💕
I can’t get enough of Mel 🥹🥹🥹














