#curseofthelumberjack

[inhumanrobot]

@curse-of-the-lumberjack It's a fancy hot dog with sausage, cranberry mustard sauce, something else, bacon, and parsley!

[iamanevilrobot-blog]

This is edgy grandchild. They need goth friends. Save them.

*SHOVES CLAWFULS OF HALLOWEEN CANDY INTO FACEPLATE*

I DO NOT REQUIRE ANYTHING

*TURNS ON SPECIAL EDITION DVD OF EDWARD SCISSORHANDS WITH COMMENTARY*

FRIENDSHIP IS UNNECESSARY 

[mute-mime]

-DIVE BOMB- HAPPY BIRTH INTO THE WORLD DAY! I'M GLAD YOU CAME INTO THIS WORLD! -hug-

((thanks!!!

[mute-mime]

Starter for @curse-of-the-lumberjack

Spring was fun, for the most part. It rained a lot though, and most of the rabbits hid beneath the earth which made it difficult to get food close by.

This was the current situation; food was pretty scarce which meant Wes had a lot more exploring to do during the day. It wasn’t all bad, though. The rain had stopped soon after he had set off, so besides things being a bit squishy it was rather pleasant out.

So far the trip had pretty much only been berry bushes. Nothing wrong with berry bushes, but they did get underwhelming rather quickly. He knew there was little hope in finding a rabbit, but there should have at least been ponds or bees or SOMETHING around by now. Had everything just hidden from him? Was there a secret animal meeting he didn’t know about? It wasn’t like he was super into killing anything, but food was food. And by the sound of his stomach, food is what he needed.

The mime munched away at some of the berries he had collected, trying his best to not eat all of them again. Which was hard.

What was worse is it started raining again, so now Wes was stuck walking around with wet feet and the fear of lightning striking his umbrella.

It seemed a better move to get somewhere moderately dry, but of course the only dry place would be the forest which was equally dangerous in the rain. Who knew when a tree could go up in flames? But still, it was better than risking getting soaked and freezing.

So off he went in search of someplace to dry off for a bit. If he was closer to his camp he would have just gone back. At the same time, there could be more food in the woods; maybe a Pig village he had missed on previous travellings.

[thedemonicmagician-blog]

@curse-of-the-lumberjack:

“What’s that? Harder? You got it!” Teasing as he gave a quick squeeze then let go entirely, a sly smirk quirking his mouth. With a hefty slap on the shoulder he relented the rough treatment, “Ah, just joshin’ with yea. No harm, eh?.”

“No- nono-” Maxwell gasped loudly before the stronger man finally let go of him. The magician felt around his chest for a moment to make sure he was still in one piece, “I thought you were going to kill me-” the man smiled, though. The friendly gesture was appreciated.

[oneeyedtwohornedwhitewilson-blog]

✧ [ifokay]

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

[oneeyedtwohornedwhitewilson-blog]

hasikon replied to your post: this is a CLOPSY ONLY area !! ! !! !!!!!

what about goats?

Goats may come for dinner. 

curse-of-the-lumberjack replied to your post:this is a CLOPSY ONLY area !! ! !! !!!!!

[wait what’s under clopsy’s head? o3o]

No Wilsons survivors allowed!!

[oneeyedtwohornedwhitewilson-blog]

💬 (poses)

Hi= Fuzzy man!Attacker= It’s on, beaver man! Murderer= Agh, I hate getting fur stuck in my teeth!Reviver= Looks like your beaver brain is useful afterall!Ghost= I wish I could pet you.