here are my thoughts on alans and their respective driving abilities
fantasy: tf is a car? (i doubt he'd even be able to operate, like, whatever carriages exist in their universe)
apotheosis: normally, yeah he would be able to drive, but summonings make it very dangerous
AA: yknow it's probably not a good idea to try to drive a car with people in it while you're in vr controls.
haito: well- if he can just, uh, kinda push it, like- oh there is no car anymore
VA: solid driver in the real world and vr (if that opportunity ever came up in vr, that is). having to adjust to a new body post-VRN-incident makes it harder at first but he gets used to it
evil sec: it's.. been a while since he was a human and had to drive... he might be able to manage it if he can get a handle on his nerves and paranoia to focus
cursor: lightly bap steering wheel. the car does not move
amalgam: if the right alan (one of the humans prob) could keep control then they might be alright, but it's difficult with so many of them
so above so below: tf is a car? + good luck fitting him in the car.
bonus figment: you're gonna let a hallucination drive for you? really vic? you thought this one through reaaal good and hard in that head of yours huh? (figment tags along and is the absolute worst most obnoxious backseat driver.)
These all sound about right!
...And yeah, no, Figment IS the absolute worst back seat driver. This is made funnier if it's Victim learning to drive or something and it's just chatting away, being the WORST. But also made funny if Victim is a passenger, and Figment is just sitting and chatting away and Victim has to NOT LOOK AT IT.