"Oh, by the way- I know you took our order ten minutes ago and I know we in no way indicated we wanted those side salads as appetizers rather than side dishes, but we assume you're psychic and we did want the salads out first so could you please spend the next five minutes ignoring your other tables while you yell at the kitchen for those salads to be out first even though they're on the same ticket as the rest of our food?"












