Detailed my a$$
Had a customer today that walked up to my register while talking on the phone. MISTAKE NUMBER ONE SIR.
So I ring up all of his items, throw his receipt in his bag and say, “ have a nice day sir”... he stops his conversation on the phone, rudely grabs his receipt out of the bag and DEMANDS for a “detailed receipt” ... WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUQQQQQ IS A DETAILED RECEIPT, ALL OF YOUR ITEMS ARE PRESENTED ON THE DAMN RECEIPT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT..
So I proceed to show him that the receipt is double sided and he’s having trouble understanding how his total came out to be over 100 dollars. SO I GLADLY point out that his vitamins were around 20, his salmon was 20 and his wine was around 15.. well sir you’re already around 50 bucks so the rest of your damn 60 comes from the produce you bought... end of the conversation he goes, “OH”
and that folks is when I was done for the day lol














