Short Story: Devious Daisy
Oh yeah, more Luaisy! This was a fun one to do... enjoy!
Edit: Holy crap this blew up... you guys are awesome! (Still reeling from getting a reblog by my favorite artist on here!!!)
It was quite a rainy afternoon in the Mushroom Kingdom. Lining the roads of Toad Town, puddles were littering the sidewalks where frogs happily jumped to and fro. There wasn't much happening aside from the rain pouring down and the occasional toad kids jumping around in the puddles against their parent's wishes before being snatched away inside.
While all that was going on, there was a bit of action about to occur in the famous Mario Bros house.
Inside, there was only one of the said brothers: Luigi. Earlier, Mario had gone off to help the princess with a few errands (most of which had him standing idly by, but he relished being with her, even if he was a glorified statue while she worked). That left Luigi with the house to himself.
Usually, on days like these, he would've rather curled up in bed with a book and his adorable puppy, Polterpup, at his feet.
Not today, though.
Instead, he was feeling a bit lonesome. See, while Mario could easily visit his lovely girlfriend in just a short walk, Luigi had to go by train to visit his beautiful Daisy. It wasn't punishing, only about an hour ride, but it was taxing on Luigi's tummy. There was the option of the warp-pipe designed for royalty, however (something only Daisy could use since she was... well.. royalty). Using that to his advantage, he called her up and invited her over, which she more than enthusiastically accepted.
So now, they were snuggled together on the couch in their pj's with the TV blaring their favorite show, which they had long since stopped paying attention to.
Daisy's arms were wrapped around his chest in a gentle but firm hug, with his head resting against her collarbone. His legs rested atop hers to where he was almost sitting on her lap but still supported by the red mushroom pillow behind him. On the floor, his favorite knitted blanket lay over Daisy's feet, and Polterpup lay there on his back, softly barking and kicking in his sleep. So far, all was relatively calm.
Until Luigi felt his girlfriend's hair tickle his nose.
He let out a stifled giggle, which he unsuccessfully disguised as a sneeze, as he moved his face away from hers, something she immediately noticed.
"Ah ah ah," she lightly scolded, holding him tighter. "didn't think I'd catch that, hm?"
Luigi immediately tensed up and paused his breath at that. He was playing a dangerous game with her. One wrong move...
"C-Catch... what?" he asked, acting confused.
"You know what, honeybee," she smirked.
Luigi felt laughter rising in his throat, which he tried desperately to keep under control.
"N-No... I rrrr-re-really don't-a... Margherita."
Daisy blushed at that little comment. "Oh... you know what that does to me...!"
Luigi innocently batted his eyes, trying to look as unassuming as possible.
"Don't gimme that!" she chuckled, releasing and pushing him into the pillow. "I know how you really are, Mr. Innocent."
Luigi couldn't hold back his giggles anymore.
"I-I-Ihee d-dunno what you're-a t-t-talking aba-abohohout-a...!" he squeaked between giggles.
"There you go again... tsk tsk tsk," she tutted, waving a finger in his face. "you've got a lotta nerve, Squeegie."
"S-S-Squeeeheheeegie?!" Luigi squealed, nearly losing it.
"Yehehes!" Daisy said, now starting to laugh as well. "You heard me. Squeegie. Super Squeegie. Super. Squeegie. You!"
"Stahahap! Th-tha-that's-a so duhuhuhumb!"
Daisy smirked before pouncing over top of him. Now, she had both hands firmly planted on the couch's armrests, and she was sitting on one of his legs.
"You were sa...sahaying?" she chuckled.
Luigi looked up at her in confusion before it slowly dawned on him. The nickname... the silly joke... the position...
"Uh oh," he mumbled, his eyes widening.
"Uh oh indeed, baby boy!"
She then slowly wrapped her arms around the back of his head while moving her face towards his. In a hopeless attempt to soothe the beast, Luigi frantically said, "Wa-wa-wait! D-Daisy! L-L-Let's-a talk about th-th-thissa...!"
"Time for talk is over... Squeegie!"
At this, Luigi started giggling at the silly nickname... until Daisy started littering kisses all over his neck. By then, he was scream-laughing and kicking as she held him down. This had been her plan all along!
"BahahaHAHAHAHA D-DAHAHAISY!!!" he screeched, tears pooling in his eyes.
Daisy said nothing. She simply smiled and continued kissing him, periodically leaving little nips along the way. To make sure he was in place, she kept a firm grip behind him, but not so tight it hurt him. Luigi, meanwhile, was a screeching, blushing mess at this whole ordeal. His stomach hurt from laughing so hard, and tears streamed down his cheeks. He couldn't honestly say that he hated it, though. Well, that was until...
"NYAHAHAHAHA... oh... OH! D-D-DAHAHAISY! W-Wait...! Stahahap!"
He suddenly wedged a hand between his legs, still laughing up a storm.
Daisy, seeming not to have heard or noticed (or was pretending not to, at least), continued on. In fact, she planted a HUGE kiss right on his temple.
At this, Luigi shrieked, "D-D-DAISY! I-Imma serious!! I g-g-gohohohohotta g-go!"
"But. I. Am not. Done. Yet!" Daisy replied between kisses.
With one final kiss on his cheek, she finally let up.
"So... was that fun?" she asked, stroking his mustache.
"M-Mhm," Luigi replied, still laughing. "Uhum... e-e-ehexcuse me, grazie..."
Daisy only nodded as she scooted back to let him up. Immediately, he jumped up and hobbled to the bathroom down the hall.
She reveled in her victory for the moment as she happily recounted the events. She loved hearing Luigi's sweet, adorable laughter and gazing at his cute cherry-red face. Sure, she had to be devious to get that beautiful sight, but it was so worth it.
Just then, she felt something wet and slimy stroking her leg. Disgustedly, she turned to look and saw Polterpup, who had somehow stayed asleep up until now.
She shook her head and turned to rub his face.
"So you heard Daddy Weegie, huh boy?" she cooed.
Polterpup only licked her hand.
"P-Polty!"
Daisy looked up to see Luigi standing close by, gesturing for Polterpup to come. Being the obedient boy he was, he immediately obliged, joining his owner at the heels.
"Bravo ra-ragazzo, Polty," Luigi said with a... rather sinister grin towards his now vulnerable girlfriend.
Daisy could only scoot father back into the couch as she held back her laughter seeing him inch closer, his fingers wiggling menacingly.
Turns out she's not the only one with devious tricks...
