As the pilot began, a montage of the four seasons of Solar Opposites starts playing while Big Time Rush starts playing. We then see Terry looking at a photo album. Korvo comes in and is confused about what Terry is looking at.
Korvo: Oh hey babe. What are you looking at?
Terry: Just some of our old photos.
Korvo notices his and Terry’s wedding photo.
Korvo: Aw look. Our wedding photo. I remember our wedding it was amazing.
Terry: Yeah. Me too.
Korvo and Terry are about to kiss when Yumyulack starts chasing Jesse who has his phone.
Jesse: Nice try Yumyulack! You gotta do better than that! laughing
Yumyulack: Give it back, you bitch! I need to text my boyfriend!
Korvo: groans in frustration Teenagers…
Terry: Jesse! Be nice to your brother!
Jesse: Okay.
Jesse hands Yumyulack back his phone.
Yumyulack: Just because you’re taller than me now doesn’t mean you’re better than me.
Yumyulack was talking to Jesse.
Jesse: I know. Sorry Yumbear.
Yumyulack: Whatever.
Lili: Hi guys! I’m ready for school!
Korvo: Alright, time for you three to get ready for school.
Yumyulack, Jesse and Lili: Yes Korvo.
As the teen replicants leave, Korvo sighs and puts his face in his hands.
Terry: I know it’s hard, babe.
Korvo: Terry, I am too old for this
Terry: Hey. No you’re not. You are beautiful and young.
Korvo: Thanks, Terry.
Korvo suddenly hears his watch beeping.
Korvo: Oh! We gotta get to work.
Terry: Yep. Another day at the new rake company. At least it’s better than the old one.
Korvo: Thank God. Plus, we get paid more.
Terry: True.
The husbands get in the car and drive off. Terry turns on the radio and “Good Riddance” from Riverdale plays:
Terry: sigh Sure is a beautiful day.
Korvo: It is.
Meanwhile in prison…
Miss Frankie: God damn it. How do we get out of here?
Principal Cooke: Okay don’t panic. We just need a plan.
Miss Frankie: Well, we wouldn’t be in here if you didn’t admit we framed the aliens in the first place!
Principal Cooke: I know. I know that was my bad. But I’m sure we can get out of here and stop them for good! You thinking what I thinking?
Miss Frankie: Hell yeah I am!
The two teachers then plan a jailbreak. Meanwhile, at the office, Terry is talking to Henry
Terry: Can’t you believe David is complaining again? I mean what is his deal? We didn’t do anything to him.
Henry the Horse: I know right! He is such a dick!
Korvo smiles as Terry talk to Henry.
Henry the Horse: I mean seriously, what is his deal? You guys are doing a great job!
Terry: I know. It doesn’t make sense!
David Hinson offscreen Hey! Terald!
Terry groans as David Hinson walks over to him.
Terry: What do you want?
David Hinson: That promotion was supposed to be mine.
Terry: I think you’re just jealous because I actually do my job!
Henry the Horse: Yeah man! Buzz off!
David grabs Terry by the shirt.
David Hinson: Listen here Opposites! If you dare make one more fool out of me, I am coming to get you! You’ll rue this day! Rue!
Korvo: HEY!
David turns and sees Korvo standing behind him angrily.
Korvo: Get off my husband.
David Hinson: Hey! Your husband here stole my promotion asshole! Stay out of this!
Korvo: You wanna take this outside, dipshit?!
David Hinson: Uh, excuse me?
Korvo: You heard me! Now get!
David growls but releases his hold on Terry.
David Hinson: You got lucky Opposites!
David storms off. Korvo helps Terry up.
Korvo: Oh baby, are you alright?
Terry: Yeah. But you didn’t have to do that.
Korvo: I’m sorry, I just hated when he does that to you! He is such a jerk!
Terry: I don’t get why David hates us…
Korvo: D’aw, I think he’s just jealous because of your amazing work.
Terry: Aw, baby. Come here.
The two husbands then kiss while moaning while the workers smile at them and grow touch by their love for each other.
Workers: Aaaaw.
Meanwhile at school, Yumyulack is eating lunch with his posse.
Yumyulack: So, how are you guys doing?
Arnold the Cat: Good good.
Mark Melner: Yeah. Plus, it’s nice to see you and your sister bonding with each other. Yumyulack blushes as he smiles
Yumyulack: Yeah. Even though she can sometime be a pain, Jesse has always stick by my side.
Ned: Isn’t she taller than you now? You want me to turn her to stone?
Yumyulack: Ned! No! We do not turn family members into stone! Plus, Jesse is going through changes. I mean I don’t blame her for picking on me but, I’m glad she’s growing up.
Arnold the Cat: What about the headphone kids?
Mark Melner: Oh, I’m just glad I’m not part of them anymore. They were really jerks. Plus, they better not mess with us!
Yumyulack: Yeah, ‘cause I have a shrink ray!
Ned: Wait. Didn’t your dads forbid you from using it since they found out you shrink people and put them in a wall?
Yumyulack: Oh shit! You’re right! I can’t do this! I made a promise I cannot break! And I have to put it back before they know
Yumyulack puts away his shrink away. Suddenly, the Headphone Kids show up.
Jayden: Ugh! Well, if it isn’t Mark the traitor and his stupid alien boyfriend.
Mark rolls his eyes.
Yumyulack: What the you guys want?
Arnold the Cat: What do you want?
Aiden: Nothing just seeing how you losers are doing?!
Yumyulack: Leave us alone, assholes.
Mark Melner: Yeah! Got lost!
Aiden: Or what? pushes Yumyulack Punk?
Yumyulack snaps and tackles Aiden as the others start shouting. We then cut to the principal’s office.
Principle Brown: Thank you for coming on such short notice, Mr. and Mr. Opposites.
Korvo: I can’t believe that kid would enrage my boy. What was Aiden thinking? Aw poor Yumyulack. At least he got some friends. Plus, those Heapdhone boys have no right to pick on our son and his boyfriend.
Principal Brown: I am so sorry Aiden has done that to Yumyulack. That was out of context. turns towards Aiden, what were you thinking?!
Aiden: He started it by being a freak!
Korvo then stands up and goes papa wolf.
Korvo: Alright kid, listen here. Nobody… nobody insults my son! You got it?!
Aiden: Whatever.
Later Korvo and Terry are driving the replicants home from school.
Korvo: Sorry you had a rough day honey. I mean you didn’t have to tackle Aiden in anger though. Plus, why don’t you head to your room and calm down when we get back, okay? We’re really worried about you
Yumyulack: Okay.
Then the family went to go pick up Lili from her school.
Korvo: So how was school Lili?
Lili: Pretty amazing! I even got an A+ on my homework!
Terry: Wow! We’re so happy for you honey!
The Opposites arrives home. Korvo opens the door to reveal the Pupa has eaten everything.
Korvo: talking to Yumyulack Look honey, the next time you confront someone just try to use tranquil fury and give him a good sci-fi ass-whooping. But, not physically.
Then, he sees Pupa sick.
Korvo: Aw nuts. Pupa again?
Jesse: Ew! Pupa!
Korvo: D’aw you must be hungry.
Pupa nods.
Korvo: Why don’t I get you snack while I get ready for dinner?
Pupa smiles.
Terry: Oh and honey guess what? I invited someone to help us out for dinner.
The doorbell rings.
Korvo: Who exactly did you invite to help us out, Terry?
Korvo opens the door to reveal their neighbor Debbie.
Debbie: Your neighbor!
Korvo screams in shock.
Korvo: Debbie!
Debbie: Good evening, Korvo. Long time no see.
Korvo: Hey. We haven’t seen you since the wedding.
Debbie: D’aw well I am so glad you are letting me help you with dinner. That is very sweet. Korvo then grow surprised by the compliment and smiles
As Debbie leaves, Terry smirks at Korvo.
Korvo: Aw, you know what Terry? Debbie is a nice lady. I shouldn’t overreact. I mean I was annoyed by the time she is always seductive towards me but I should give her a chance.
Terry laughs.
Terry: I know. But at least you have me now. And I’m really glad you’re giving Debbie a chance.
Korvo hugs Terry.
Korvo: And I am too. kisses Terry on the lips Besides, I hate to admit it, but Debbie is a great cook. Beside, what’s the worse that could happen.
Suddenly the news turns on.
News Report: We interrupt this program to bring us some breaking news! Two crooks have escape from jail!
Terry: Oh God. It’s Cooke and Frankie, again.
Korvo: Oh shit! That can’t be them! Can it?
Jesse: What’s going on?
Lili: What’s happening?
The two alien husbands then grow determined faces while Debbie walks in.
Korvo: Debbie, you think you can do trap for criminals that might be out to kill us?
Debbie: Uh, yeah. I think so.
The two alien husbands grin.
Terry: Good. Cause we need them.
We then see Miss Frankie and Principal Cooke outside the Opposites’ house.
Miss Frankie: Okay. Let’s do this!
Principal Cooke: Fuck yeah!
Yumyulack: So what’s the plan?
Korvo: grinning Just wait and see.
Miss Frankie: Hurry up and knock at the door!
Once Principal Cooke knocks the door, suddenly two ropes tie up Principal Cooke and Miss Frankie’s feet.
Miss Frankie: What the fuck?!
The two crooks then floes while as they hit threw various traps like a blow leaves, a ooze ray, a pack of hair traps and then some tats and feathers as they scream. Terry laughs.
Yumyulack: recording it on phone This is priceless
Miss Frankie: Why those little-
Then, a punch of darts fly out and lands all over Principal Cooke and Miss Frankie as they moan and became unconscious.
Debbie: Wow! Awesome!
Korvo: That’s what happens when you mess with us. high fives Jesse
Lili: Hooray!
Terry: Plus, they’re gonna be unconscious around three months. So, that means they won’t wake up when the police arrives
We then see the police putting Miss Frankie and Principal Cooke in the cars.
Police Officer: Thank God they won’t wake up for three months. Thanks for your cooperation Mr. Opposites.
Korvo: Anytime.
Police Officer: to Terry Oh and Mr. Opposites, congrats on the promotion.
Terry: Thank you. But we can’t take all the credit. Our kids and neighbor Debbie helped!
Jesse: That’s right.
Lili: Yeah baby!
Police Officer: Thank you so much. Have a great night.
We then cut to Korvo reading a book in his and Terry’s bedroom.
Korvo: sigh; to himself Man, to be honest, Debbie has grown on me. She sure does make good traps and great meals.
Terry: Well, they’re not as good as your meals.
Korvo then notices Terry walking towards and then starts to grow seductively.
Terry: You wanna have some fun, sugar?
Korvo: Well, haven’t done it in quite a while.
The two then started to makeout but then Korvo starts to dominate Terry as the two began having sex.
Korvo: moaning Yes! Do you feel that you handsome fuck!
We then cut to after they have sex.
Terry: Woah. We haven’t had sex that hard since we first got married. So, uh, wanna go again?
Korvo: Sure. But can I ask you something first?
Terry: Yes?
Korvo: Do you ever wish things would be back to the way they were?
Terry: No. It’s already wonderful.
Korvo smiles. The next day at the office…
Henry the Horse: Congratulations Terry! You were amazing!
Terry: laughs Thanks.
Korvo: You sure don’t have to worry about David?
Terry: No. I don’t.
David Hinson: Hey! Opposites!
Terry however grins and decided to ignore him as he walks with Korvo.
David Hinson: Hey! Don’t walk away when I’m talking to you!
But, the two alien husbands still walk away while looking lovingly at each other. Korvo kisses Terry on the cheek.
Korvo: I love you.
Terry: I love you too, Korvy.
The two husbands then kiss as they continue walking.
A week later back at home, Terry was making steak fajitas for the family as he smiles at Korvo.
Korvo: Hey, darling.
Terry: Sure you want some fine tunes right now?
Terry gets out a remote and it plays, “Do the Twist”:
Korvo: Yes.
The two husbands starts dancing to the song. Then, Korvo receives a reminder notification.
Terry: What’s wrong?
Korvo: Oh it’s time for to get the groceries. But I don’t think I should go to the store today because of my recovery with my eyesight. Can you fill in for me darling while I finish making dinner?
Terry: Sure thing babe.
Korvo: Oh and be sure to wear a raincoat. It is raining fucking crazy tonight.
Terry: Thanks for the tip!
Terry gets out a raincoat and heads out while carrying a wallet as he head out the door and closes it. As Korvo puts the ingredients on the plate, he however senses something.
Korvo: What the fuck?
He then sense Terry heading to the store but then gasp upon seeing a bunch of mugs in the ally.
Korvo: Shit! I gotta go after him!
Korvo then looks at his reflection and then gets courageous as he closes his eyes and transforms into his superhero form. Then suddenly… Phoebe is standing behind him in shock.
Phoebe MacCarthy: What the fu-
Then the scene cuts to the store.
A Few seconds later, Terry walks home while complaining about the prices over ice cream bars as he puts his raincoat on
Terry Solar-Opposites: Why does ice cream cost so much?! Seriously, what is wrong with people?! They should-
Suddenly, a group of mugs surround him.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Uh, hey, guys? What's happening?
Mug: Give us your purse you bitch!
Terry Solar-Opposites: Uh this isn't a purse, it's a-
The mugs then starts pushing Terry around as he helps and falls to the ground.
Mug: Hand over your stuff or we'll-
Suddenly, the Mug was delivered a punch in the face somehow as he falls to the ground and moans. Terry gasps in shock. Suddenly, the mug gets grabbed as he screams in horror because no one is there.
Mug: What the hell is happening?! I'M FUCKING POSSESSED!
Suddenly, to the mug’s horror, it’s Korvo in his superhero form as he appears visible again and punches the mug in the face.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/???: Leave that nice man alone!
The mug charges at Korvo as he takes them one by one by turning indivisible. He even threw one mug at a ladder it knocks him out unconscious. Terry grows amazed.
Mug: Oh shit! This voodoo motherfucker has grown too powerful! Let’s get the hell outta here!
As the mugs run away, Terry turns to face Korvo.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Thank you, handsome. blushes Er, I mean, sir! Yeah, that's what I meant!
As Terry turns around, he finds Korvo gone, only for something to grab him as Korvo turns visible at him and gaze at Terry lovingly.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Ah! Oh, hey.
Korvo smiles as he stares at Terry lovingly and touches Terry’s face as Terry stammers a bit.
Terry Solar-Opposites: U-Uh, wh-what are you-
Suddenly, Korvo kiss Terry in the lips as rain falls as the two moan. Terry blushes as he pulls away.
Terry Solar-Opposites: I’m sorry… I’m already to married to the smartest bravest alien I know… my Korvy.
Korvo smiles.
Terry Solar-Opposites: I really like you. But my heart belongs with my husband…
Korvo Solar-Opposites/???: Well, my heart belongs to you.
Terry Solar-Opposites: What? What do you mean by….
Terry then looks closely at Korvo’s eyes as he touches his face and gasp.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Korvo?
Korvo then grabs Terry as they fly away. Terry starts screaming but then starts laughing and howling in joy.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Whoo-hoo! You never told me you were a superhero! This is awesome!
Korvo then looks down and realizes something. He then sighs.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Hey, what's the matter?
Korvo Solar-Opposites/???: Terry… it’s time I tell you and the kids the truth.
Terry smiles.
Terry: Honey, tell us everything you big damn heroic hunk!
Korvo smiles. Then, the scene cuts to the kids sitting on the couch staring in shock and surprise upon seeing Korvo in his superhero form.
Jesse: Terry, who’s this?
Korvo takes a deep breath and powers down. The kids gasp.
Yumyulack: Korvo?! You’re the superhero that saved our asses during you and Terry’s honeymoon?!
Pupa: Whoa!
Korvo laughs nervously. Yumyulack and Jesse screams in joy as they hug Korvo.
Jesse: You did something so awesome!
Yumyulack: Oh my God! My adult is superhero! This is awesome! What’s your superhero name by the way?!
Korvo: Hmm…Quasarblast!
Yumyulack: Wow! That’s awesome!
Phoebe MacCarthy: Korvo! That crystal your sister gave you! It must’ve given you those powers
Korvo gasps. Korvo turns back into Quasarblast as he realizes this but grows amazed by this kind of power.
Korvo/Quasarblast: I feel amazing.
Terry: Wow. Honey, you better keep this identity of yours a secret.
Korvo/Quasarblast: sighs You’re right.
He bravely goes up and stares at himself with determination in the mirror.
Korvo/Quasarblast: I must keep this new part of me a secret. Even if it means risking having a double life.
Terry: Wait. You’re not saying…
Korvo/Quasarblast: I-I think I like this new role… there might be some dangerous threats out there guys… and if there is… it’s my responsibility to stop them.
Terry smiles
Terry: Then, we’ll support you.
Jesse: Yeah! Don’t think you’re in this alone!
Yumyulack: We may not be heroes and not have super powers! But, we’re your family! And we’re in this thing together! No matter what! We got your back Korvo!
Quasarblast smiles tearfully.
Pupa: hugs Quasarblast Quasarblast.
Korvo/Quasarblast: Oh guys…
The family gets in a group hug as Quasarblast smiles tearfully.
Terry: Hey, Korvo. Why don’t we have fun with that invisibility of yours later.
Korvo/Quasarblast: Okay!
Quasarblast flies Terry to their bedroom and starts to have sex offscreen while the kids groan and cover their ears. Later that night in the bedroom, Terry stares lovingly at Korvo, who is asleep.
Terry: Goodnight, my brave superhero Shlorpian.
Terry kiss Korvo on the cheek as Korvo turns invisible again in his sleep and holds Terry close after he fall asleep. Terry feels Korvo’s warmth and sighs lovingly.
Tortus: Why Korvotron. You’re awake. Love the new collar?
Korvo: YOU BASTARD! *tries to attack but then gets shock*
Korvo falls to his knees and cries
Korvo: *cries* You monster…. how could you? You were my favorite teacher. You were my idol. My whole life, I looked up to you… I wanted to be you…
Tortus chuckles evilly as he touch’s Korvo’s face.
Tortus: I have enough for your excuses! Terald is an unworthy partner! You should’ve known that he is the worst Pupa Specialist on Shlorp and-
Korvo: snapping Enough! Terry is the best specialist and the best husband I ever had! He is worthy! You’re however aren’t! I refuse to leave my family!
Tortus: Korvotron, you're angry, I get it. Believe me, I know what it's like, but you are making a dangerous decision!
Korvo: No! I am done debating this! What is your problem with my Terry?!
[TORTUS] The path of hate is a dangerous track You take one step and it's hard to turn back It pulls you along, and though it seems wrong it feels right Don't you see this path you're on leaves a permanent mark It feels good at first, then it slowly turns dark With each passing day you're further astray from the light
Suddenly, you lose your way and lose the thread Lose your cool, then lose your head Every loss is harder to excuse Then you'll see you'll lose your faith and lose your soul 'till you lose complete control And realize there's nothing left to lose Nothing left to lose
Tortus: Korvo, trust me, becoming part of Earth isn't the answer!
Korvo: Is that what you think I am?
[KORVO] The path I'm on is a path paved in black I'm taking that road and I'm not looking back Each twist and each turn leads straight where I'm yearning to go Yes, it's true, my path is dark but I see where it ends My rivals will fall as my power ascends Despise me, that's fine I'm taking what's mine even so
Not like you, you lost your nerve, you lost the game But you and I, we're not the same I'm not lost, this fate was mine to choose So I chose to lose my doubts and lose my chains Lose each weakness that remains Now that I have nothing left to lose Nothing left to lose
Tortus: You have so much to hold onto
Korvo: I only want my rightful dues
Tortus: Listen please, you've lost your grip and lost your mind
Korvo: Lose? I'm not gonna lose
Tortus: All's not lost, don't be so blind
Korvo: I refuse
[TORTUS]
Cut your losses, drop the IOUs
[KORVO] I refuse
[TORTUS]
Oooh choose
[KORVO]
I lose no tears and lose no sleep What I want I'll take and keep
[TORTUS] It's time for you to choose
[BOTH]
You can't stop the turning of the screws
Korvo: I’ve fucking had enough! I am returning to Earth...
[KORVO]
Now I have nothing left to lose
After Korvo confronted Tortus, he went up to Kim-La.
Korvo: Kim-La! Kim-La, wait!
Kim-La: Talk soon, Korvo.
Korvo: Hey, wait a minute! grunts Kim-La, wait! I understand you’re trying to be helpful in your own pushy self-absorbed way.
Kim-La: Thank you.
Korvo: But I don’t want to be part of the New Order.
Kim-La: I think you do though, because when you came here, I can tell you were having fun.
Korvo: Yeah, but I am not joining another team to have fun, because if I don’t get back to my family now, I never will.
Kim-La: So, don’t be part of the New Order.
Korvo: But, I have to!
Kim-La: Why?
Korvo: Because if I don’t, I that means all the damage I got isn’t good damage. It’s just damage. I got nothing out and all those months of being miserable was for nothing. I could’ve been happy this time and could have been with my husband and three kids and had a good life! Is that what you’re saying, what is it all for?!
Kim-La: I… sighs I don’t know Korvotron. All I know is that this whole time is about that New Order is fun! I like it! I like thinking that my Replicant can be back in a world with a team like that, or if my Replicant is not a mission leader.
Korvo: No when I was a Replicant, I thought that everything all the abuse and neglect has made me special. And I decided to go back right now and save my family. And if I don’t go back and save them…
Kim-La: Then maybe go back to your family. Maybe this family does that too.
Korvo: Yeah.
Kim-La smiles. Then, Korvo has become determined to save his family.
Korvo: Now if you excuse me, I’m gonna go save my wonderful husband and three wonderful kids of mine!
Korvo runs off to save his family and then Kim-La decided to go after him to help.
Kim-La: Hold up, I am coming too!
Korvo: What do you mean?
Kim-La: I’m gonna help you get out of here. I would do anything to stop Tortus from threatening me and trying to harm my Replicant!
Korvo smiles
Korvo: Thank you.
Kim-La: Good. Now, what is the plan? What do we do?!
The scene then cuts to Terry awakening after he moans. Then, he looks around for Korvo.
Terry: Korvy?! KORVY?! WHERE ARE YOU?!
The Replicants, AISHA, Teraformus and Jessica came in.
AISHA: Terry?! Where’s Korvo?!
Terry: Ugh! Tortus!
Teraformus: *gasp* Tortus?! He was here?!
Jessica: Oh Terald…it’s okay-
Terry breaks down in tears as he cries hysterically and runs off. His parents, children and AI grows concern follows him. Then they manage to find Terry, crying behind a tree.
Jessica: Terry?
Terry: Go away!
Jessica and Teraformus comes up and consoles Terry as he cries into Teraformus’s chest.
Teraformus: Ssh…ssh…
Jessica: Shh…. There there Terry… mommy and daddy are here… you must be so scared… huh?
Terry: *sniffles* Yeah…
Jessica: Oh sweetie…
Terry hugs his parents closely as flashback appears when they arrived with baby Terry still crying.
Jessica: It’s okay Terald… this your new home…
Baby Terry stops crying
Baby Terry: *whimpering*
Jessica kisses baby Terry on the forehead
Jessica: Don’t worry Terry, we won’t let anything bad happen to you. Because, we love so much.
Another flashback is shown of Korvo and Terry having sex for the first time
Korvo: *moans lovingly* Whoa Terry! You are really amazing!
Terry: *moans lovingly* Oh yeah! I must say, your pudgy body looks so beautiful! *moans in ecstasy*
Korvo blushes and suddenly goes faster
Korvo: OH YEEEEESSS! THIS FEELS SO FUCKING GOOOOOOD!
Terry: OH FUCK YES! KEEP FUCKING YOU BEAUTIFUL STUD!
The two husbands cum as the flashback ends. Terry weeps a little but then starts to feel better as he feels the warmth as he feels the warmth of his parents’ love.
Terry: I gotta find Korvo and bring him back...
Jessica and Teraformus smile as they nod and give Terry their support.
Jesse: We’re going with you too!
Pupa: Korvo!
Teraformus and Jessica: Oh! *laughs* You must be the Pupa!
Pupa: Granny!
Jessica: *gasp in joy* Aw, that’s right I’m your granny, you cute lil squirt!
Terry stands up with determination
Terry: Korvo, don’t you worry! We’re coming for you!
All: YEAH!
The family then rush over to save Korvo. Meanwhile, back with Korvo and Kim-La, Korvo notices Kim-La staring at a picture of her wife.
Korvo: Kim-La, are you okay?
Kim-La: No...
Korvo notices the picture of Kim-La’s wife.
Korvo: Is that… your wife?
Kim-La nods
Korvo: What’s her name?
Kim-La: Juma.
Korvo: Juma? Tell me more about Juma?
Kim-La sighs as a flashback plays
Kim-La: *voiceover* A long time ago, when I was replicant, I was all alone and picked on.
A few of the Replicants picked on Replicant Kim-La, until Replicant Juma sees her.
Replicant Kim-La: Hey! Stop it! *has stuff thrown at her* Leave me alone!
Replicant Juma kicks a replicant bully in the face
Replicant Juma: Leave her alone you bitch!
The bullies leave. Replicant Kim-La blushes as Replicant Juma helps her up.
Replicant Juma: Are you okay?
Replicant Kim-La: *blushes* Yeah. Thank you.
A few years later
Kim-La: *voicover* Juma was an amazing kind person. She and I started going out after we graduate from the academy. Then, right after that it was time for us to tie the knot.
Kim-La: *brings out a small box and opens it with a ring* Juma, will you marry me?
Juma: Oh my Shlorp! YES!
The two fiancés embrace in a kiss as they moan. The scene then cuts to their wedding as they seal their vows with a kiss.
Kim-La: *voiceover* The wedding was the best day of my life...but my happiness didn't last long...
The scene then cuts Kim-La and Juma meeting their sproutling for the first as they smile as their baby coos. Then it cuts to their Replicant laughing. Kim-La and Juma kiss while Juma heads out the door and blows her wife a kiss.
Kim-La: Bye, honey.
Juma: Bye sweetie, I love you.
Juma shuts the door. The scene then cuts to Kim-La waiting for her wife. Kim-La tries to call her wife on her holographic communicator
Kim-La: *to herself* Where are you Juma?
A knock is suddenly heard at the door
Kim-La: Oh thank goodness she is home!
Kim-La opens the door
Kim-La: Juma-
Kim-La then frowns upon seeing a group of Shlorpians with sad worried faces.
Kim-La: What's...going on?
A Shlorpian comes up to her sadly.
Blue Male Shlorpian: Kim-La…. I’m so sorry… Juma passed away today…
Kim-La gasps
Kim-La: *shedding tears* No… it can’t be…
Kim-La falls onto her knees as the Shlorpians leave
Kim-La: *sobbing*
Kim-La’s replicant comes up and comforts her. The scene then cuts to Kim-La mourning, until she sees Tortus at the door.
Kim-La: Tortus?
Tortus: Looks like someone lost the love of her life, huh?
Kim-La: Yeah. I did. What do you want from me?
Tortus: I would like to give you a job in the New Order.
Kim-La: The New Order. That sounds amazing.
Tortus: *snarls* But I must warn you. You mustn’t fail me or be against me or else?!
Kim-La: Uh, yes sir...
Kim-La follows Tortus while her replicant looks in worried. The flashback ends.
Kim-La: *sniffles* I never saw Juma again since that day… it broke my heart in pieces… that’s when Tortus threaten to harm my Replicant if don’t obey his orders…
Korvo: What’s the name of your Replicant?
Kim-La: Her name is Karna. She has the sweetest soul.
Korvo: I'm so sorry...
Kim-La: No, I’m sorry. I should’ve realized Tortus’s true colors.
Korvo: It's okay. As long as we don't-
Kim-La: *gasp* That’s it! We can find a way to change the New Order!
Korvo: What? How?
Kim-La: We can show him the truth!
Kim-La: We can show Moran, Bee, Gadget and Xinna the truth!
Korvo: *gasp* And then everyone!
Kim-La: YES!
Korvo: But how do we get proof?
Kim-La: I don't know...
Korvo and Kim-La tries think of a plan.
Korvo: Hmm…
Kim-La: Hmm? *suddenly notices Korvo developing a grin* Korvo?
Korvo: Don’t worry! I got an idea!
Meanwhile with the others
Terry: You ready guys?
Jesse: Hell yeah!
Yumyulack: Let’s do this!
Tortus is then heard laughing. Terry and the kids get into a fighting stance, only for some guards to grab them.
Teraformus: Tortus, stop this!
Then, Jessica and Teraformus gets grabbed the guards as they gasp. The guards chain up the others as they grow shock.
Tortus: Jessica. Good to see you again.
Jessica: *snarls as she and Teraformus get taken to the dungeon*
Terry: MOM! DAD!
Tortus: Silence! Terald, your time has come.
Terry: What are you...
Tortus: It’s time… for your EXECUTION!
Jesse gasps
Terry: Oh no! Wait till Korvy gets here! You’re gonna be sorry!
Tortus: I already had him taken care of.
Terry: *gasp* You fucking psycho! You put a shock collar on him, didn’t you?!
Tortus laughs
Tortus: Yes! He is mine now! Guards, start the execution!
Terry: NO!
The guards take away Terry and the kids as they growl at Tortus who laughs evilly.
Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars Issue #4: “Fighting for Family” Ch. 3
6 Days later…
At school, Yumyulack is getting ready for gym class while the others are chatting over his sister not being here.
Jackie Quilbar: Has anyone seen Jesse lately?
Boy #1: Where’s your sister?
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: lying Oh, she’s at Prep n Beauty, must’ve wanted a better school.
Katie: What?
Gerald: Why?!
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Oh, let’s just say- gets hit by a dodgeball thrown by Jayden
The Headphone Guys laugh.
Aidan: Up your ass Yumyudork!
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Hey! Not cool, guys!
Jayden: Whateves you fucking loser!
Suddenly Human Jesse shows up.
Human Jesse Solar-Opposites: Any problem here boys?
Brayden: Who the shit is this weirdo?
Monica Miller: Uh, the new girl? You got a problem with that?
Jayden: Yeah! She’s standing up for the freak!
Human Jesse Solar-Opposites: Hey you leave him alone! All kids should be valued! You boys get or else! Monica?!
Monica kicks a board in half.
Monica Miller: Krav Maga! shows off her moves to the Headphone Guys as they run off screaming, except for Mark
Mark: Cool!
Mark then looks at Yumyulack and feels something in him like this:
Mark then walks away, but then notices an old batter up locker that once belong to Stacy G as he grows shock. Later, at PE class, Yumyulack starts playing dodgeball but his team misses as they groan. Yumyulack blushes and laugh nervously.
Wendi: Way to go, weirdo!
Ally: Yeah! Way to blow it!
Yumyulack then looks down sadly but, then notices something underneath his pants that made him run to the restroom. Principal Cooke grows suspicious and follows him. Yumyulack heads to the bathroom. Ms. Perez sees Cooke and follows him. Then, Principal Cooke kicks down the door with his feet. Yumyulack screams.
Ms. Perez: Cooke what are you doing?!
Principal Cooke: Ah-Ha! gasp in shock
To their shock, Yumyulack has human legs. Principal Cooke faints. Yumyulack panics and calls Korvo.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Korvo! Help! I think I’m turning into a- starts glowing and screams
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Yumyulack! Yumyulack?!
Then, Ms. Perez and Cooke shield their eyes as the glow gets brighter. The glow then disappears. Then, Ms. Perez and Cooke gasp upon seeing unbelievable: Yumyulack is now a human teenage boy!
Principal Cooke: Aw fuck! I knew that your dads should’ve never given you those vintage lunchables and X-Box Live, damn it!
Ms. Perez: Yumyulack?
Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Oh god! I’m human. Wait. checks under his pants
Human Yumyulack grins in joy.
Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: No way! I got pubes!
Later at the Solars’ house…
Terry Solar-Opposites: Damn Yumyulack, you really did become a real teenage human boy!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh honey. Your clothes!
Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Sorry growth spurt must’ve happened during that transformation.
Phoebe MacCarthy: So what do we do now?
Terry Solar-Opposites: I dunno. Wait for Korvo to become human?
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh. I’m sure we got extra clothes for you, Yumyulack. And great news! They’re your human size!
Korvo then gave Human Yumyulack a green hoodie with a white t-shirt and a pair of male jeans.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Nice!
Human Yumyulack then change his clothes in the bathroom as he comes out.
Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: I kinda like this!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Great for you kiddo! But I better head to Vegas next week! That’s where the crime scene La Smaragdus started her crime! Wish me luck guys!
Korvo turns into Quasarblast.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: I must fly! flies off
Terry Solar-Opposites: Kick some ass honey!
Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Good luck K-Dog!
Quasarblast laughs and blows Terry a kiss.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: We’re rooting for you!
Pupa Solar-Opposites: Yay! Korvo!
Phoebe MacCarthy: See you in five days or so!
5 days later…
Quasarblast arrives in Las Vegas at the casino La Smaragdus started her first crime and goes up the security guard.
Security Guard: Who the fuck are you?
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: Your worst fucking nightmare!
Security Guard: Hey go easy man! I can tell you everything!
Quasarblast goes invisible. Then, he opens the door and plays the security footage as he gasp. He then sees La Smaragdus paying of the security guards
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: This is not good…
As he looks closely, Quasarblast then sees La Smaragdus stealing a priceless diamond and turn some the costumers as the superhero Shlorpian turns towards the guards in anger
Suddenly…
Security Guard: Prim Quasarblast out!
Quasarblast gets into a fighting stance. The guards then ambush and shoves Quasarblast into a cement mixer as he screams and is thrown outside as the block breaks and Quasarblast free himself and flies back home. There, Quasarblast turns back into Korvo and hides behind the garbage pail as it starts raining. Korvo groans in frustration He looks up at the Taco Bell sign and sighs because he is behind a dumpster at Taco Bell
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I have the worst luck today.
Korvo then looks up at the sky as rain falls in him.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Now what do I do?
Suddenly… A nose appears on Korvo’s face as he grow surprised and confused.
Korvo: What the fuck?
Then, ears appear on Korvo as he grow shock
Korvo: Oh god! No!
Korvo then starts glowing.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: glows brighter WHAT THE FUCK’S HAPPENING?!
The glow disappears and Korvo groans and clutches his head.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: offscreen What the hell was that?
Korvo then feels something on his head that made him gasp. Korvo looks himself in the mirror. Korvo screams in shock, because he has now becomes a gorgeous human as he breaths in and out.
Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh God! I’m too attractive!
Human Korvo suddenly hears something.
Janice: offscreen H’no Hello? Anyone out there y’know?
Human Korvo gasps and runs off. Human Korvo then hides in a empanada truck then Randall from Halloween sees him.
Randall: Hey, sir? What are you doing in here?
Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: RANDALL FROM HALLOWEEN?!
Randal: Yeah, that’s my name. Why are you-
Janice: offscreen Mr! Wait! Are you okay?!
Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: GET AWAY!
Then, someone opens the door and it turns out be Janice from Korvo and Terry’s old job.
Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Wait. Janice?!
Randall: Huh?
Randall then looks at Janice and grows lovestruck while “True” from Spandau Balledt plays in the background:
Randall: Oh, uh hi.
Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Janice, it’s me, Korvo!
Janice: What?!
Then Human Korvo gulps and tries think of a better idea. Then, he sees a magazine cover for LBGTQ+ Models and got an idea upon seeing a name.
Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Uh, I mean Korey.
Randall: Korey?
Janice: H’no, that’s a good name, y’know?
Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Uh yes. I just moved here… notices his ripped apart and ruined robe Oh shit! My clothes!
Randall: Oh, that’s okay! I have some old clothes you can have.
Human Korvo then looks in the box and then suddenly looks at the mirror and began to feel infatuated with himself as he flips his long blond hair with his hand and grows smitten.
Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Whoa whistles, actually, I think this look might do well. See ya folks. takes a pair of clothes and leave
Human Korvo then sees a nearby gym shower and grins with an idea.
Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Boo-ya!
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Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars Issue #4: “Fighting for Family” Ch. 1
On a Misty midnight, Chester Basil and his mafia crew were busy counting money they mugged.
Chester Basil: This has been a long time coming, fellas. Three years on the plates alone, but I think you'll find the product was worth the wait. Go ahead. filtered Take a good look, boys...
Goon #1: Sheesh, Mr. Basil, I can't warn the difference.
Goon #2: I can’t either!
Chester Basil: You'd need one of them neutron microscopes, mate. It's identical down to Ben Franklin's stubble.
Basil plucks it from the goon's hand. As he steps over to the suitcase and places the bill back with the stacks of other bills.
Chester Basil: I want it laundered through the casino at a half mil a week. Three-quarter mil by March. Anybody has a problem with that?
Mob Members: Oh no. Not at all
Then suddenly, Quasarblast breaks through the window as the mob gasp.
Mob: Hey! What? It’s Quasarblast!
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: It’s over, Mr. Basil.
Chester Basil: Oh shit! I’m getting out of here! Man, attack!
No sooner does the first two goons have their pistols out then Quasarblast turns invisible and kicks the guards’ ass as they cry out in pain.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: You’re gonna have to try a little harder than that!
Another goon takes a swipe at him from the side. Quasarblast turns invisible to fool the goon and then turns visible again decks the goon with a left. Another from behind, Quasarblast brings up his elbow to the fellow's jaw. A third goon literally jumps on his back.
Goon #3: battle cry
Quasarblast flips him over into Goon #1, who has retrieved his gun and is about to fire just as Goon #3 comes smashing in. The gun goes off harmlessly as they demolish a glass display of bric-a-brac on Basil as the fighting continues off-screen, he sweeps up the briefcase and bolts out the door. But then, Quasarblast sees him trying to escape and turns invisible again.
Chester Basil: the suitcase is snatched out of his hand and it starts floating suddenly What the fuck is this witchcraft?!
And then, Quasarblast knocks out Basil and then turns visible again as he ties up Basil and his goons and turns him to the police.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: You just met the wrath of Quasarblast!
Police Officer: Thank you Quasarblast! You done it again!
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: No problem and oh hey! Meet you at the ceremony tonight!
Police Officer: Sure be there!
Quasarblast winks and flies off.
Later…
Quasarblast made it home and head inside without anyone looking as he turns back into Korvo Solar-Opposites, then he sees Terry and turns invisible. He then surprise Terry with an invisible kiss as the two husbands moan and Korvo turns visible again while they blush lovingly. Terry laughs.
Terry Solar-Opposites: So, how is my favorite superhero?
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Doing fine my sweet Shlorpian.
The two husbands kiss again. Then, Yumyulack and Jesse then started playing Quasarblast with Jesse wearing a mask that look like Quasarblast’s mask and Yumyulack playing as a super villain.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Die motherfucker! Die!
Jesse Solar-Opposites: pretends to turn invisible Boom! I’m invisible!
Phoebe MacCarthy: offscreen Kids, you damn better not be wrestling!
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Uh, no we’re not!
Jesse Solar-Opposites: We’re being careful!
Then, an alarm goes off on Korvo’s phone as he smirks and turns back into Quasarblast.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: Duty calls!
Korvo, now Quasarblast, flies off and made it to the ceremony, which is happening live on camera. The audience cheer for him as he prepare to make his speech.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblasr: Good evening citizens. It’s so nice to see you all on this day.
Reporter: And it’s so great to see you too. So, tell us. How does it feel to be accomplished?
Quasarblast grows confused.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: Uh what do you mean?
Reporter: I mean during those time you fought more bad guys, you’ve been pulling amazing stunts. Have you done it all by yourself?
Quasarblast then realizes his whole family is watching, who are confused. Then, Quasarblast looks down and realizes he must do the right thing. Quasarblast laughs nervously.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: Actually, I can’t take credit. My family helped me.
The crowd’s gasp in shock, but then grows touched as they feel their heart’s warming up and truly understand what he meant.
Crowd: Aaaw.
Meanwhile at the Solars’ house…
Terry Solar-Opposites: Aaw. Korvy. That’s so sweet.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: I guess he wanted us to have credit too.
Phoebe MacCarthy: terrified Oh shit, he shouldn’t have said that.
Terry looks confused.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Why?!
Phoebe MacCarthy: Because, now people think there are more Mighty Solars out there! They think Quasarblast has a family of other alien heroes!
Terry gasps.
Pupa Solar-Opposites: Oh no!
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites and Jesse Solar-Opposites: Oh shit!
Back at the ceremony…
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: It’s true. My husband, three kids and nanny helps me out whenever I need them. Because, they’re like my strength, without them I am nothing. Because, I love them all unconditionally.
Quasarblast is trying hard not to panic.
Person #1: No way! You just got here and your family are supers too? Where are they?
Quasarblast gets nervous.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: Oh uh, they’re not ready to come out yet. They just got their powers and are uh waiting for the right time…?
People: Oooooh. Why didn’t you say so? Yeah.
Person #2: Sounds good enough to me!
Reporter: Well there you have it folks? They are more Mighty Solars out there? And if they are, who are they?
Quasarblast leaves and groans in frustration.
Later at home…
Korvo is sitting on the couch remorsful while Phoebe, Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa sit down next to him in concern.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Why did I say that?!
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Aw cheer up Korvo. I think what you did was brave. At least no one found out about your identity.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Thanks for giving us credit Korvo. That was really sweet.
Korvo sighs.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I know, but everyone believes that Quasarblast has a family that are heroes.
Jesse looks concerned.
Phoebe MacCarthy: But they don’t know about your identity. That’s all that matters. I think you did the right thing by giving us credit. That was one of the honorable things a superhero will do
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Besides, we may not be superheroes. But, I’m sure one day, we’ll have our own powers and fight right beside one day.
Korvo smiles.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Thanks guys.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Come here you big lug.
The family then gets in a group hug when suddenly…
Terry Solar-Opposites: offscreen Oh, we’re having a group hug?! Me next! Me next!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Alright, Terry you can join on the- cries out in shock
Yumyulack gasps.
Pupa Solar-Opposites: Terry?
Terry Solar-Opposites: What?
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Jesus Jessica Parker!
Phoebe MacCarthy: Oh… my… God…
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Terry, don’t freak out but-
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: YOU’RE A FUCKING HUMAN!
Suddenly, a human’s hands was shown as Terry’s gasp was heard. Then, the camera shifts towards a mirror where it shows reflection of Terry, now a human. Terry screams.
Human Terry Solar-Opposites: Oh my God… I look amazing! The Solars got confused Wow. You gotta touch these ears! I can’t believe I got a nose, and a hair, and dick and a shlong!
Korvo covers his mouth in shock.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh… my poor darling… what has happened to you? It’s my fault! starts crying I shouldn’t known! I-I-
Human Terry Solar-Opposites: Hey hey. Why the tears, boo?
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I am so sorry Terry. If I hadn’t been so distracted as Quasarblast and stood up for you and-
Human Terry kisses Korvo.
Human Terry Solar-Opposites: hugs Korvo Shh… it’s okay sweetie… it’s okay…
Pupa Solar-Opposites: Yay!
Jesse Solar-Opposites: I can’t believe my daddy is a human! This is so cool!
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Holy shit! Do you have a butthole?!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: NO! IT’S NOT COOL! THIS IS A SERIOUS SITUATION! IT’S NOT LIKE HE CAN JUST TURN BACK INTO A SHLORPIAN!
Suddenly, Terry did turn back to his normal Shlorpian self, much to the other’s shock and surprise.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Whuh? How?
Terry Solar-Opposites: I dunno. It’s just a cool trick I learned.
Korvo then gets out a scanning device and goes surprised.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Holy shit. I think this is a natural Shlorpian reaction on being on the planet for too long. The form must’ve taken up a unique shape shifting ability on what planet they have been on.
Pupa gasps.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: No way. I have no idea we can do that.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Well, that’s what I get for succumbing to the temptish. Wait, does the Pupa have one?
The Pupa starts straining much to Korvo’s discomfort.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh my goodness! Pupa, are you okay?
Suddenly, the Pupa started floating and glowing as he screams a little and turns into a human. The Solars gasp because as they open their eyes, the Pupa has turn into a human toddler girl.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Aaaw. That’s so adorable!
Korvo faints. Then, he wakes up upon seeing Human Pupa looking at his reflection.
Human Pupa Solar-Opposites: Pigtails!
Yumyulack Solar Opposites: Why is the Pupa’s form a girl?
Jesse Solar-Opposites: D’aw, it’s so cute!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I don’t know. Wait. Does that mean I could have one?!
Jesse-Solar Opposites: uses the scanner Oh, you’ll have the ability to turn human in 16 days.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh, well what about you two?
Jesse then scans her body.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Hooray! In five days! I can’t wait to see what mine looks like.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: And me?
Phoebe MacCarthy: scans Yumyulack Oh, in 11 days.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: God damn it!
Korvo sighs.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Well, I supposed this could work as new civilian identities. Because, with me as Quasarblast, I don’t think we should walk around Earth anymore as aliens. It’s the only way guys. I hope you’re not disappointed.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Are you nuts?! This is awesome!
Terry hugs Korvo.
Terry Solar-Opposistes: Korvy, whatever comes when the rest of you develop the ability of turning into humans, we’ll get through it. Together.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh. Come here you.
The two husbands then embrace in a kiss while the kids, after Pupa turns back into his normal Pupa self, and Phoebe hugs them
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Besides, what’s the worst that can happen?
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Solar Opposites in The Ultra Opposites Episode #1: “The Cosmic Blast” (for @avaveevo and @crazychanuwu77)
On a lovely sunset day, on the Solar Opposites ship, Terry Wearspreada started to goobler as he began to feel nervous as he fixes his bow on his tuxedo. Aisha appears and look concern over Terry.
AISHA: Hey now Terry. Relax, you’re just feeling anxious. I’m sure it was all worth it. You’ve been waiting for this moment for the right time. Don’t goobler yourself out. There is no way you’re getting cold feet on your wedding day!
Terry: takes a deep breath Okay, let’s do this.
Three minutes later, Korvo Solar, in a wedding dress, walks down the aisle where Terry is waiting for him. Terry’s replicant/daughter Jesse starts throwing flower petals to the floor while Korvo’s replicant/son Yumyulack and the family’s Pupa follows Korvo down the aisle. The three kids sat down as Korvo and Terry starts to hold hands as AISHA gets out her bible and starts the wedding.
AISHA: Do you Korvo Solar, take Terry as your beloved husband? To love him and take care of him in sickness and in health?
Korvo: lovingly I do.
AISHA: And Terry Wearspreada Opposites, do you promise to love Korvo, and take care of him in sickness and in health? For as long as you both shall live?
Terry: takes a deep breath, but then smiles at Korvo smiling at him lovingly I do.
AISHA: Now let’s hear those vows.
Terry and Korvo held each other’s hands as they look at each other lovingly and smile.
Terry: Korvo, I promise, from this day forward l won’t let anyone harm you and that I will always love you no matter what.
Korvo: And Terry, I promise from this day forward, I will never let anyone come in the way of our happiness together. And that I will always love no matter what.
Jesse: Aw.
Yumyulack: Eew.
Pupa: Flower petals.
AISHA: Then by the power invested in yours truly, I now promise you husband and husband. You may now kiss the groom.
Korvo and Terry smile at each other as Terry lift the bridle clothe up on Korvo’s face and the two Shlorpians kiss each other as tears stream down their eyes. Jesse cries ugly as mascara run down her eyes and Yumyulack grows disgusted by the kissing. The Pupa is also eating the flower petals. The two Shlorpians dance away as the song “Ordinary World” from Duran Duran plays in the background and the two share another kiss as the scene shifts into Three Months Later and the two husbands starting kissing the couch.
Terry: Korvy, have I ever tell you how much I love you?
Korvo: I know because you always tell me that everyday. You’re my sun, I’m your moon. You’re my Life-Terry. Nothing is going to change that.
Terry: Aw.
The two aliens kiss again, but this time in a French kiss. Their children however, are disgusted.
Yumyulack: Aw ew gross. We’re right here, y’know?
Jesse: Eww. Yucky.
Pupa: Ew.
Terry: Hey, no looking at your adults when making out.
Yumyulack: covering his eyes Don’t worry, got you guys covered.
Jesse: Yeah.
The Replicants then left for school as the Pupa fall down the stairs. Terry and Korvo kept kissing.
Korvo: So Terry?
Terry: Yes.
Korvo: Now that things have been peaceful since we landed on Earth, nothing bad has happened.
Terry: Yeah, and the best part is nothing is gonna kill us for a change.
Meanwhile, in a dark fortress, the evil Empress Ophelia got out a giant ray to summon an orb.
Ophelia: That’s right. That orb has contain so much energy. Enough for me to rule! gets out her phone and starts a livestream It is, the evil Empress Ophelia. Watch as I, the most vile ruler of all of that nation, use this laser to take this orb out of the sky! heads onto her machine and presses the button and it shoots laser to summon the orb That is right! Come to mama! And, wha/-
Suddenly, the machine stops working as the lights shut down and the whole room went black.
Empress Ophelia: gritting her teeth; awkward nervousness This. is. not. good.
Later, the orb starts hurdling towards Earth. The town panic and went into to safety as it heads towards the Solar Opposites’ neighborhood. Korvo was busy working on something as Terry is just doing his own lazy thing.
Korvo: Terry, can you hand me the screwdriver?
Terry: Huh? Oh sure.
Korvo can’t help but blush. Terry has been starting to be so self-efficient ever since Korvo started to grow accustomed on Earth. But then, the alarm starts going off as Korvo drops his things and rush over.
Korvo: What the fuck is going on here? AISHA!
AISHA: checks the coordinates Damn, some type of orb thingy is hurdling towards us. Quick, get the kids before-
The whole room shakes as Terry and Korvo collapses on the floor as they hid under the table for safety as loud crash was heard.
Korvo: What the fuck was that?!
Terry: I don’t know, let me go check it out.
Korvo: Terry, wait! It could be-
Meanwhile, the Replicants were walking home with Daryl after school ended.
Daryl: Damn, Principal Cooke sure gave us a big test. sighs C- What about you?
Jesse: B+
Yumyulack: A. But don’t worry honey, I’m sure you’re doing great. Just study hard okay.
Daryl: Of course. sees his house There’s my house. See you later babe.
Yumyulack and Daryl kiss then Daryl heads to his house as Yumyulack sighs lovingly. Suddenly, the Replicants sees smoke as they gasp.
Jesse: Holy shit, what the hell happened?!
Yumyulack: I don’t know! But, we’re gonna find out!
The Replicants rush over to their house in a hurry. Back at the house, Terry opens the slide door and gasp upon seeing the orb glowing.
Terry: What the fuck is that thing?
Terry approached the orb as he carefully place his fingertip on the orb. Suddenly, once Terry touched it, it spread red energy all over him as he screams in pain. The glowing stop he started to black out and reaches out to Korvo and the kids.
Terry: Korvo… I feel funny… falls unconscious
Korvo, Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa gasp and runs towards Terry as he lays on the floor unconscious while the orb kept glowing. Korvo runs to Terry in tears as he picks up his husband.
Korvo: crying Terry! Oh Terry, speak to me! Oh Terry. Don’t die. Please hang on. sobbing
Jesse: Oh no! Terry!
Pupa: Terry!
Jesse: notices a glowing orb Hey, what is that?!
Yumyulack: I don’t know! Must be some kind of orb. Let me check it out!
Yumyulack then approaches the orb with the stick and pokes at it. Until suddenly, a blast appears and it shocks the Solar Opposites as they scream. The Solars moan as they got up. Korvo kept holding to Terry as he kept crying.
Yumyulack: Damn, what the fuck was that?
Jesse: I don’t know, but is it strange that blast was sorta cool?
Korvo: sobbing No! Because it killed Terry!
Korvo kept crying over his husband in his arms, until suddenly Terry weakly opens his eyes and moans.
Terry: Ugh… Korvy? What the fuck happened?
Korvo: Terry?! Terry! hugs him You big fucking dummy! Don’t fucking scare me like that again!
Terry: I’m sorry Korvy. I promise I won’t do that again!
As Korvo and Terry prepare to kiss again around open arms, Korvo screams in pain as sizzling was heard.
Korvo: My arms! Terry, what the fuck?!
Terry: What?! I didn’t do anything, I-
Terry looks at his hands and suddenly, they developed a flames on his hands.
Terry: Holy shit! My hands are on fire!
Yumyulack: How?!
The Solar Opposites then looked at orb as it stops glowing and breaks apart into pieces as other blast particles fly away into the sky.
Yumyulack: Wait a minute, I think that orb must’ve given Terry fire powers!
Korvo: Aw man, the arms really burn.
Suddenly, Korvo breathes ice at it flies from his mouth and he gasp.
Korvo: What the?! I have ice powers?! No! No no no no! This can’t be happening!
Korvo starts breathing in and out as Terry gasp as he put comfort Korvo by the shoulder with his hands.
Terry: Hey hey hey hey hey! Honey, it’s okay.
Korvo: No it isn’t!
Yumyulack then starts hearing voices in his head as he began to hear what people say. He then gasp as he began to float as his eyes glow purple.
Jesse: Whoa! Yumyulack? You can fly?!
Yumyulack: eyes stops glowing What?! lost his ability to float Aaaaahhh!
Yumyulack falls on the ground as Jesse fails to catch him.
Jesse: Ooops. Sorry Yumbear.
Yumyulack: Oh my God! panicking I can read people’s mind! And I can float! Oh my God! What is happening to me?!
Jesse: Don’t worry Yumyulack, I’m sure-
Suddenly, electricity sparks shoot out of Jesse’s hand as she screams and the other Solar Opposites ducked. Jesse gasp.
Jesse: Oh no! I’m shooting dangerous energies out of my hands! What is happening to us guys?!
The Solar Opposites desperately head inside while the Pupa plays around outside. The family head to the lab as AISHA appears.
AISHA: Damn, what happened here?!
Korvo: AISHA, quick! Scan us! There has to be something wrong with us after Yumyulack touched that orb! What happened to us?!
AISHA quickly scans the Solars as it shows DNA particles and information on each of the Solar Opposites’ newfound powers
AISHA: Damn, looks like when you guys touched that orb, it must’ve given you super powered abilities based on fire, ice, telekinetic energy and electricity! You guys are like balls of energy with those new fucked yo abilities! Holy shit!
Korvo: What?! Oh my God. These powers must be very dangerous. AISHA, is there a cure?
AISHA: check on it but it turns to be permanent Oh shit.
Korvo: What? What is it?!
AISHA: These powers are new life sources now! It’s permanent! There is no cure!
The Solar Opposites gasp.
Solar Opposites: YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO STAY LIKE THIS?!
AISHA: I’m afraid so!
Terry: Yay!
Korvo, Yumyulack and Jesse: No!
An hour later, Korvo started gooblering over the Cosmic Blast as Yumyulack and Jesse panic over their powers. Terry comes over and gives Korvo a comfort hand on his husband’s right shoulder.
Korvo: How could this have happened to us?! We weren’t supposed to have this fucking abilities! Ugh! Fuck! We are so fucked!
Terry: Well, that’s not bad! At least we have amazing abilities.
Yumyulack: Terry! We can’t show these abilities to the humans! They’ll think we’re monsters! What is my boyfriend gonna say?!
Jesse: This electricity stuff is dangerous! The girls at school will think I am a freak!
Terry: Okay, maybe not for you guys!
Korvo: Are you serious right now, Terry?! We’re gonna be treated like outcast once more! Those powers are dangerous! We could seriously hurt someone! God damn it! I even can’t control my Super Shlorpian self with those fucked up ice powers, for christ’ sake!
Korvo gasp and covered his mouth as he realized what he just said. His family then froze into shock.
Terry: You’re… a what….?
Korvo’s face develops into fear as Yumyulack faints and Terry and Jesse looks in shock.
Korvo: I…I… runs off in crying
Jesse: Yumyulack, please wake up! shakes Yumyulack repeatedly back n forth
Terry: Korvo, wait!
Terry chase after Korvo as the latter runs into their room and slams the door.
Terry: Korvo! opens the door Korvy?
Terry looks around the room, only to see Korvo not there.
Terry: Korvo? Honey, where are you? Why didn’t you-
Suddenly, Terry looks up and gasp. What stood is no longer his sweet Korvo, but a muscular monstrous Shlorpian with a ripped apart robe, glowing aquamarine eyes, sharp teeth, human-sized bat wings, a black-ish blue body and aquamarine shaded parts on his horns and fingers.
Terry: K-Korvo?
Korvo roars in fury as Terry runs up and tries soothe him.
Terry: Hey hey hey. soothes Korvo’s face Shhh, it’s gonna be okay Korvy. I’m here. It’s your hubby, Terry.
Korvo stops snarling and finally calms down. Terry then looks at Korvo’s abs and grows infatuated by his husband’s Super Shlorpian form.
Terry: Damn honey, you look very sexy and handsome in that form.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: I’m not beautiful. sheds a few tears and weeps I’m a monster. You should just leave me Terry, you wouldn’t want to love a monster like me.
Terry: touches Korvo’s left hand Hey, that is not true. You are still beautiful to me. I will never leave you, you are still my Korvy and always will be. I don’t care about this monstrous form of yours. You will always be my husband.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh Terry.
Terry hugs Korvo as the latter shed a few tears and smiles at his beloved Terry. Terry then looks at Korvo’s wings and starts playing with them.
Terry: Hey, you do have these amazing wings! Look at them! Can you flap them?
Super Shlorpian Korvo: squeals in happiness Of course!
Korvo kept flapping his wings while laughing. Suddenly, Korvo began to shrink down as he turns back to his normal Shlorpian self and calms down.
Terry: There. There’s my husband.
Korvo: Oh Terry. You still love me? Even when I have a monstrous form?
Terry: Of course I will. I will never leave you. Ever.
Korvo smiles and the two alien husbands share a kiss. The Replicants and Pupa head into the room.
Jesse: Terry! Korvo! Are you okay?!
Yumyulack: What happened?!
Pupa: Korvo!
Korvo: Don’t worry kids, everything’s okay now.
Terry: Yep, all good here.
The two alien husbands head back to kissing but the Replicants grow disgusted and runs off. As do the Pupa. Meanwhile, at Ophelia’s foretress, the evil empress is tracking the orb on her crystal ball and gasp.
Ophelia: What the fuck is this?
The crystal then plays images of the Solar Opposites with their new powers. Ophelia growls in rage.
Ophelia: WHAT?! ALIENS?! WITH SUPER POWERS?! bang her fist Those should be my super powers! Well, no matter! I’m just gonna find a way to get them! I must track those disgusting creatures down!
Ophelia uses the coordinates to Earth as she grins evilly. Back with the Solar Opposites, Korvo was busy clearing the fire with his fire axe.
Korvo: Damn, what a mess this orb made. Well, at least no one got hurt.
Yumyulack: Korvo, we’re scared. Is someone gonna come after us?
Jesse: Yeah, what if someone hunt us down? For these dangerous powers?
Korvo looks at his children with a worried, but concern look on his face.
Korvo: Don’t worry kids, I’m sure no one is gonna kill us, we just need to keep those powers hidden from everyone.
Yumyulack: Yeah, including Daryl.
Jesse: Aw geez, I hope no one figures out about the orb. It really spread across the skies. Who’s gonna find them?
Korvo: I don’t know, but I hope it is people worthy chosen for this.
Suddenly, an attack is heard. People screaming were heard as emergency sirens howl and explosions ignite.
Terry: Huh?
Terry looks outside and see the town getting attack by a bunch of weird looking soldiers.
Terry: Holy shit. What is happening?! sees people getting hurt and/or killed Oh my God! Those bastards are hurting people!
Terry looks down as he looks at his hands. He growls as his closes and eyes and made his decisions. Before he left, he turns to Korvo, who is still cleaning.
Terry: Korvo, I’m going out!
Korvo: offscreen Okay, please bring back more cereal for the Replicants!
Yumyulack and Jesse: offscreen Yay!
In a rush, Terry rushes to the city in a fast pace and sees three citizens in trouble.
Terry: Holy shit uh, sees a water hose Ah-ha! turns to Principal Cooke You there! Turn on that hose!
Principal Cooke: Huh? On it!
Principal Cooke turns on the hose as it splashed on the guards as they screech and retreat. Terry then sees three civilians getting endangered.
Terry: Oh fuck!
Suddenly, the fire has turned into fireballs as Terry throws it at the guards.
Terry: Oh hell yeah! This is a sweet new upgrade
Terry uses his fire powers and creates some more fireballs to fire at the guards. The fireballs burned the guards as they retreat. Terry, in fast motion, gets the citizens to safety. Terry then disappears after the costumes got to safety.
Citizen #1: Who was that?
Citizen #2: I don’t fucking know.
Principal Cooke: Whoever he was, he saved us.
Citizen #3: He’s like a hero!
The town cheered in victory as Ophelia looks down and growls. Terry comes home and sees Korvo walking anxiously. He then turns to see Terry moaning and runs up to hug his sweetheart.
Korvo: Thank God. Where have you been?
Terry: I uh-
Korvo: Okay that is it! I knew you were using your powers!
Terry: Uh?
Korvo: Terald! You can’t let people know about your fire powers! It’s a big risk!
Terry: nervously Heh heh! Well, at least I manage to save three people on a building.
Korvo: What?! Terry! That was dangerous! Did anybody see you?!
Terry: N-no, but come on honey! You know this our big chance! I finally found strength in me! This is my chance-
Korvo: I know, but right now, our lives will be at risk! We have a life now Terry! With our kids! Our home! Do you really want to risk it?
Terry: But, what if an evil villain appears and hurts-
Korvo grabs Terry’s hand and sighs.
Korvo: Terry, I know you want to prove yourself but, right now, I don’t want the Shlorpian that I love to get hurt. Right now, is not the right time. We need to wait Terry, until each of us are ready to have our moment to rise.
Terry: sighs I’m sorry honey. I never meant to make you worry about me. Okay, I’ll wait.
Korvo: You promise?
Terry: smiling I promise.
Korvo kisses Terry on the cheek as he head back to his and Terry’s room.
Korvo: Terry, when the right time comes, please be prepared for it. But don’t let it cost everything that you love, especially our kids. ‘Cause, I know that my husband will do what’s right.
Terry smile meekly as Korvo heads inside their room. He looks down and sighs as he makes a tiny flame with his hands. It shows a flashback of him and Korvo looking at the sunset.
Terry: The sunset sure is beautiful.
Korvo: Yes. It really is. Should we get out of here or-
Terry: grabs Korvo’s hand Wait?!
Korvo: Terry? What is it?!
Terry: takes a deep breath and kneels down Korvo, I know things have been unconventional lately. I know we didn’t choose each other but after making our life on Earth, I’m glad I would do this with you. You’re my best friend, slash life-Korvo, slash work-husband-in crime. You’re my Korvy and I love you more than anything. More than t-shirts, more than earth, more than anything in the whole world.
Korvo: tears of joy Oh Terry, wait? What are you trying to say?
Terry gets out a box and opens it where it shows a ring inside of it. Korvo gasp in joy as tears continue to stream out of his eyes.
Terry: Korvo, will you marry me?
Korvo: crying Yes! A billion times yes!
Korvo hugs Terry as the two began crying in joy as Terry put the ring on Korvo’s ring finger and the two share a kiss. The flashback ends as Terry starts crying silently. He knew he has to keep Korvo’s promise. But then… back at Ophelia’s fortress,
Ophelia: Those fools! How dare they worship that pathetic Shlorpian?! Grr! I know how I can get those powers! And is by taking away what’s important to him. laughs evilly as she stares at a picture of the Solar Opposites family hugging each other
Later that night, the Solar Opposites were fast asleep. But then, a shadow peeks through the Replicants’ bedroom. Two hands appear as they muffle the Replicants’ mouth so no one can hear them screaming.
Yumyulack: muffling Help! What the fuck is happening?!
Jesse: muffling Terry! Korvo! Help!
Later at the fortress, Ophelia smiles at the Replicants as they struggle to break free from their cages.
Jesse: Let us go you monster!
Ophelia: Never! Not until your dads get here!
Yumyulack: You bitch! Who even are you?!
Ophelia: I am Ophelia! The space empress of all of the galaxies! And I come here to rule Earth! But first, all I need is to find the remains of the Earth!
Ophelia laughs manically. Back in the Opposites’ house, Terry hears Yumyulack and Jesse screaming for help as he gets up from his bed.
Terry: gasp;whispering Kids?
Terry sees the Replicants in the cages Ophelia is keeping them prisoner as she laughs evilly. “Courage in Me” from Lou plays in the background as Terry then looks at Korvo and then back to Ophelia. As Terry turns his head back and forth in a dilemma, he then recalls what Korvo said to him earlier during their argument.
Korvo: voiceover Terry, when the right time comes, please be prepared for it. But don’t let it cost you everything that you love, especially our kids. ‘Cause, I know that my husband will do what’s right.
Terry then close his eyes and opens them back up with courage in his eyes. Terry made a noble choice, go save his kids and stop Ophelia from hurting anyone and destroying the town. Before Terry leaves, he looks back at Korvo and makes sure he didn’t wake him. He kiss Korvo on the forehead and jumps out the window. Terry made it to the building as he jumps up and gives a death glare at Ophelia.
Terry: offscreen Ophelia!
Ophelia: Hmm? turns to see Terry
Terry: Let go of my children you bitch!
Yumyulack and Jesse: Terry!
Ophelia: These are your kids? Ha, pathetic!
Terry: growls as he feels a glow coming from his chest
Ophelia: Who are you anyway?
Terry’s eyes glow red as he began to feel something sparking inside of him.
Terry: My name… IS TERRY!
Terry begins to glow as the light surrounds him transforming him into a newer version of himself.
Terry’s Transformation Sequence:
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Terry has received a new fire theme suit as he creates flames from his hands and gets ready to fight Ophelia.
Yumyulack: Whoa! Is that new look?
Jesse: Terry! You look amazing!
Korvo is awaken by the sound and gasp upon seeing Terry transformed.
Korvo: What the fuck? Is that-
Korvo however believes this is a dream.
Korvo: sighs Nevermind, I must be dreaming. I’m going back to bed.
Korvo heads back to sleep. Back with Terry, he stares angrily at Ophelia. Terry throws fireballs at Ophelia as she ducks.
Ophelia: You bastard! shoots emerald darts
Terry/Solar Flare: Damn, that lady has anger issues.
Terry manage to hide, but then looks at his reflection as he gasp in shock. He looks at his costume.
Terry/Solar Flare: Damn. Swanky duds. lifts up a part of his super suit These powers must’ve made something amazing. I didn’t know I could do that. Looks it’s a job for…. SOLAR FLARE!
Terry made a superhero pose. He then sees his children and rushes over to free them as he uses his fire pwoers to melt the bars.
Jesse: Terry, you've got to get away from here.
Terry: No, I won't leave you two. You’re my kids!
A comes between the ground near the cages as a Ophelia flies up, laughing manically. Jesse and Yumyulack clutch each other, looking up to see Ophelia floating towards them.
Ophelia: You pitiful, insignificant, fools!
Yumyulack: (pointing) Oh shut! Look out!
The Replicants ran to safety in a panic as Terry gets ready to fight again
Yumyulack: Ter- I mean Solar Flare! Keep her busy!
Terry/Solar Flare: Oh, I’ll fucking keep her busy!
Ophelia: Now I am the ruler of all the galaxies! The people will obey my every whim!
Ophelia raises the her hands and swirls diamond with it, creating a storm with lightning. A wave sweeps Solar Flare away.
Jesse: Terry!
Ophelia: You fuck-up aliens and those pathetic humans bow to my fucking power!
She swirls the spears towards Solar Flare, creating a wave attack. The spinning funnel reaches the floor. Yumyulack and Jesse dodges the wreckage as they scream.
Gliding, Terry grabs onto a rope and hoists the Replicants up the side without it getting burn and onto the deck as they scream. At the edge, Yumyulack and Jesse clings to a rock. Ophelia destroys the rock and Yumyulack and Jesse falls to safety. Ophelia shoots lightning at them from up above. On top of the tower, Solar Flare stares at Ophelia courageously and gets ready for his new fire attack towards Ophelia.
Ophelia: laughing wickedly So much for your so called Papa Wolf!
As Ophelia is about to bring her trident down on the Replicants, Solar Flare fires his attack at the villainess as Ophelia starts screaming in pain. Her eyes flash as she collapse and growls angrily with her eyes glowing.
Terry/Solar Flare: That’s what you get you fucking bitch! Nobody harms my kids!
Jesse: Yay! Terry saved us!
Yumyulack: Thank goodness! You saved us!
Ophelia: This isn’t over! You’ll pay for this Solar Flare!
Terry/Solar Flare: Shove those words up your ass! Bitch!
Solar Flare flies the kids back to their home as Ophelia growls in fury. That morning, as the sun began to rise, Terry puts the tired Replicants to bed as they slept peacefully. He then sneak back into his room, before transforming back into his normal alien self. Korvo wakes up and gasp.
Terry: Hey honey, what happened?
Korvo: Oh. Terry. It’s just you. I just had the weirdest dream. You were a- and a- sighs That was really weird.
Terry: lying Yeah. Definitely.
Korvo: sighs I’m just glad you stick to your promise honey. I’m just glad my husband is here.
Terry: So, what do you wanna now?
Korvo: seducing I know what I wanna do.
Terry: Oh baby, yes please.
Terry and Korvo took off their pajamas as they started to have sex. But now, a newspaper appears on the neighborhood with Solar Flare on it, with the headline, Who is Solar Flare?! For a new breed of hero has arrived, THE MIGHTY SOLARS!
Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars Issue #4: “Fighting for Family” Ch. 6
The next day…
Korvo is impress by Terry cleaning up after ending his dog brothel career, which he was doing to just to raise money for rent and loan.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Sorry about the mess honey. I was trying to pay money for rent and stuff.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Aw, Terry. You didn’t have to do this.
Terry Solar-Opposites: I know, but I didn’t want us to lose our home and I thought if I get a job as dog brothel, it could help raise money for us. I’m sorry babe. Plus, I don’t want to pick dog shit anymore.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh, Terry…
Terry Solar-Opposites: I know. starts crying I really fucked things up. I’m so sorry! I think turning human was-
Korvo cuts Terry of with a kiss.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh Terry. I know why you were doing this. You were just trying to help the family, but I do have to admit. Being a dog broathal pimp is a bad idea
Terry Solar-Opposites: I know… sniffles
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I’m proud you did this. You know why?
Terry Solar-Opposites: Why?
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Because you did it to help raise money for to support our family. Getting human forms was the best thing of our lives and don’t worry. I have a plan.
Terry is confused.
Terry Solar-Opposites: What?
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Come with me.
The duo then turn into their human forms and head to a place called Earth-4 Laboratories and Human Terry is surprised but concern about his husband.
Human Terry Solar-Opposites: Korv, what is all this?
Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Terry, my whole life I wanted to contribute to science well this is finally my chance and this is a positive work place I can assign to. Now as Quasarblast, I must take that risk of having a double life, even if it means giving up waking the Earth as a Shlorpian.
Terry smiles.
Human Terry Solar-Opposites: Honey? Do you really want to do this?
Human Korvo nods.
Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: I have to. It’s the only way. The Solar Opposites must give up their lives as Shlorpians and now walk the Earth as humans. For good…
Human Terry sighs sadly.
Human Terry Solar-Opposites: I know. It sucks.
Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: I know. But it’s the only way no one can know I am Qausarblast. But don’t worry, Terry things will work out. I promise.
Six Months Later…
*Cue the song, “Once in a Lifetime” from Talking Heads*:
Terry Solar-Opposites: breaking the 4th Wall Wait, Korvy? Isn’t a montage supposed to happen?
Korvo laughs.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Mmm, sadly no because those cheap assholes didn’t have time to make one. hears the kids laughing
Phoebe MacCarthy: Hey there you two. You’re back early. How was studying the library today for the first time as humans?
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Pretty cool, still we also did normal studying with Stacy G.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: That and we used the homework ray. Still, what are you making for dinner again?
Phoebe MacCarthy: Oh, lasagna.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Phoebe and I have prepping all day, it’ll be ready in 10 minutes.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Hey, Jesse. Wanna play Star Wars?
Jesse Solar-Opposites: That sounds like a great idea, big bro. playfully punches Yumyulack in the shoulder as they both grin
Then, a phone started. Terry picks up the phone and answers it.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Hello. This is Terry.
Then, Terry recognize the voice.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Oh hello Mr. Cloverfield. You wanna come over tomorrow night? Well, that doesn’t sound like a bad idea. Korvo and I didn’t have any plans so we would like that. Bye.
Terry hangs up the phone while Korvo is humming while toasting a sliced loaf of garlic bread with a kitchen blowtorch.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Who was on the phone?
Terry Solar-Opposites: Oh that was your boss. He decided to come over for dinner tomorrow night and he would like for it to be both chicken and eggplant Parmesan too.
Korvo gasps.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Really? Why’s that such great news. He must’ve want to come over to know about me and you guys more like an interview. Better head to the store later.
Then, Terry walks over to a window and sighs.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Y’know it’s been a crazy few months…
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh, what do you mean honey?
Terry Solar-Opposites: Man, is this really what our lives are right now? More awesome than the other times?
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Yeah. Remember we saved the world from fucked up humanity like from ice lava, napadoodles that turn people into wine and teenage zombies? And that time I almost destroyed humanity with a giant radioactive dick?
Terry laughs.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Yeah. Or that one time we made a crazy deenosuar that tried to kill us, and that time Korvo and I turn invisible?
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I kinda liked being invisible because I got to fuck you.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Oh ho, glad you did. kisses Korvo on the lips
Yumyulack gags.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: I even got Stacy F covered in dicks at the Above the Sea dance.
Terry snickers.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Yeah. Plus, I am so glad we don’t have to go over the Pupa turn into steam incident all over again. Because, this new state of our lives is surprisingly better than when Korvo and Terry got jobs at that stupid rake company.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I remember that nightmare like it was yesterday…
Solar-Opposites: Oh yeah. Thank God. This is way better. Thank the lord. Last year fucking suck.
Terry sighs and leans against Korvo’s shoulder.
Terry Solar-Opposites: smiling Yep. Those were the days. But, at least it was worth it because Korvo’s identity as Quasarblast is safe. looks at Pupa watching Disney’s The Little Mermaid ’23 on his new ‘23 IPad What do you think Pupa, is our new lives better now that Korvo is a superhero now?
Pupa Solar-Opposites: takes off his headphones I love Quasarblast. And I love Ariel.
The Solars smile as they look at Korvo.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Yep. It was worth it. For Korvo.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites, Jesse Solar-Opposites and Phoebe MacCarthy: For Korvo.
Korvo starts crying with happiness. Korvo and Terry then kiss, Korvo then hears someone screaming for help.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: One sec honey, I’ll be right back.
Korvo turns into Quasarblast. Then, he flies. A fight was heard offscreen while Phoebe gets out the lasagna that is made into perfection. Then, a police siren was heard as a crook complaining was also heard. Finally, Quasarblast comes back and turns back into Korvo as he takes a deep breath and smirks.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: That was fun. Wanna have sex, Terry?
Terry Solar-Opposites: Damn honey! That was impressive and just in time for dinner.
Then, Terry smirks and grow seductively. Korvo laughs.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Oh hell yeah. After dinner you heroic stud. Bring your lingerie please.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I will.
The two husbands kiss.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Yep. This is our lives now. grins in a satisfied manner
The next day, Human Korvo walks to the laboratory while the song continues playing in the background as he smiles and takes a deep breath after putting on his lab uniform and looks at his new desk and office with stuff about his family but in their human forms and with Phoebe and their human friends and families too. Human Korvo wipes away a tear and smiles as he adjust his glasses as the song starts to fade.
Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: takes a deep breath Let’s do this.
Human Korvo then walks to the labratory while a picture of Quasarblast saving the day is shown as the camera pans forward to it and the scene cuts to the credits.
THE END
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