Solar Opposites: The Misadventures of The Solars Episode #1: The Unwanted Personification of The Solars
The episode starts on Earth, an unknown mask being appears with a familiar outfit while wearing a hood with a bow on it with a bunch of viles in her hands.
???: Hello GeenaDavisville, I know about Jesse and her family. Prepare to be just like them!
We then cut to Korvo and Terry having sex
Korvo: Oh Terry! *moans* I love it when you bang me like that! *moans* Keep fucking me up!
Terry: *moans* Fuck! You feel good, baby!
Korvo: Treat me like a nectar! Call me a slutty mogul!
Terry: Ooooh! *moans* Yes, that gets me so fucking hot!
The two husbands cum as they moan
Korvo: *screaming in ecstasy* TERRY!
The two alien husbands embrace in kiss as they moan lovingly.
Korvo: Fuck...things have been better since we got married...
Terry: I know… we had everything we ever wanted… our four kids… our nanny… our human neighbors and human frenemies… our house… AISHA… we had everything we ever wanted… a peaceful happy life…
Korvo: I know… I love you Terry-bear…
The two husbands kiss as they snuggle with each other. Back with the mysterious figure, she presses the button and colorful electronic mist spreads across some of the humans, while most of them are safe, some of them aren’t. The mysterious figure laughs evilly as thunder and lightning clashes. The next morning, Principal Cooke unlocks the keys while carrying stuff and heads inside his office. But then, suddenly notices red Shlorpian skin blotches in his hands.
Principal Cooke: What the?
The scene then cuts to Miss Frankie, taking a test for her car but then notices blue-green Shlorpian blotches in her hands that caused her to scream in horror. The scene then cuts to the Replicants and Sonya getting excited because of the Sprinkle Museum.
Sonya: Wow! The Sprinkle Museum is open! I can’t wait for the cute sprinkles artwork!
Yumyulack: I can’t wait! I’m gonna take a pic of sprinkle from every celebrity on Earth!
Jesse: I hope they finally have the ones from Katy Perry! She is very amazing!
Sonya: I'm with you on that one!
Yumyulack: I’m betting they have the one from Brad Pitt! His sprinkles are really action-packed!
Sonya: Hopefully they also have some from Ariana Grande!
Korvo: No one is going anywhere until we have your pussy cleaned off. It’s attracting those space spiders again!
Jesse: Aw, do we have to?
Yumyulack: Aw just let me be stanky! My mound! My choice!
Sonya: Come on, Yumyulack.
Korvo: Now now now. I know it’s a bit painful, but I keep some slipping on that stuff. And this little sprout of mine deserves a clean ass.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Hold your horses, *gets out a back* I’m gonna help use this bag to grab all the droppings before it spread on the floor.
Phoebe MacCarthy: You’re welcome, because I ain’t want to have to clean up y’all’s pussy. This is the only solution I got.
Korvo: Okay, Phoebe hold this bag while I abstract all the droplets we get.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Got it!
Korvo presses the button on the mound expressor and it starts abstracting the mound on Yumyulack’s ass.
Yumyulack: *laughs* It tickles!
Korvo: *sing-songy* Doo do doo doo! *normal voice* Get it all Phoebe. We can have it our own mold and make gummy bears!
Suddenly… a human’s offscreen body appears with Terry’s clothes.
Terry: *offscreen* Oh! We getting our mounds abstracted?! Me next! Me next!
Korvo: Alright Terry, you can be next! Just drop your pants and and let’s see- *exclaims in shock*
Jesse: Jesus Jessica Parker!
Terry: *offscreen* What?!
Korvo: Terry! You have a human penis! *scene cuts to Terry, now a human* And you’re human!
Human Terry: Huh? What are you talking about?
Human Terry looks at a mirror and gasp.
Human Terry: I’m… I’m a human a-and I got a slight above average human penis!
The family screams in horror at the sight Terry’s human penis. The scene then cuts to a board meeting where the board are waiting for Cooke.
Board Leader: Where the fuck is Principal Cooke?!
Board Member: We don't know, sir.
Then, Cooke comes as the board members gasp in horror and disgust. Cooke now has a red Shlorpian skin body.
Principal Cooke: I am so sorry I'm late. I-
Board Council: What the fuck happened to you?!
Principal Cooke: I don't know but-
Miss Frankie and Ms. Perez came in with Shlorpian skins of their own. Ms. Perez has orange Shlorpian skin and Miss Frankie has blue-green Shlorpian skin.
Principal Cooke: *gasp in horror* Oh my gosh, baby! What happen?!
Miss Frankie: I don't know! I just woke up like this!
Principal Cooke: What?! Ugh! *to the board members* We’re so sorry council, but we believe this has something to do with our alien students and their dads!
Board Leader: You mean the fact to tell us that you’ve been banned from school grounds starting with today?!
Principal Cooke: Pretty much...
Board Council: Good! Because… YOU! THREE! ARE! FIRED!
Principal Cooke, Miss Frankie, and Ms. Perez: WHAT?!
Board Member: I don’t what crazy bullshit this is but you three have gotten worse more than ever! You three are nothing but monsters!
Ms. Perez gasps and tears up. The three teachers look around and sees everyone backing away at them. The scene then cuts to a teacher throwing the three teachers out.
Teacher: GET OUT OF HERE!
Miss Frankie growls and punches the ground in anger
Miss Frankie: This can’t be happening!
Ms. Perez: We gotta talk to Korvo!
Principal Cooke: That does it! We’re going over there and giving those fucking aliens a piece of our minds!
We then cut to the Solars' house. The scene cuts back to Human Terry touching his ears.
Human Terry: Wow. You gotta touch these ears! I can’t believe it got a penis and a nose and a dick and head full of hair and a shlong!
Jesse: Jeepers! I can’t believe you are actually human! This is cool!
Sonya: Do you have a butthole?
Human Terry: I don’t know you tell me!
Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Whoa! He’s got a butthole! He’s got a butthole!
Human Terry: Oh what kind of stuff should I put it in it! Give me that gunquin!
Korvo: Uh uh uh! *grabs the gunquin out of Yumyulack’s hand* Nobody is putting anything in Terry’s butthole, except me. Until we can find a way to zap it.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Terry, how did this happen?!
Human Terry: *to Korvo* Oh come on! You never let me put anything in anything!
Korvo: We have to figure out how this happened.
Korvo scans Human Terry’s body.
Korvo: Damn it! It’s just as I feared! Terry’s body transformation is a natural Shlorpian reaction for being on the planet too long without the Pupa terraforming it.
Phoebe MacCarthy: That doesn't sound so bad.
Korvo: Yes it does! It means he’s turning into a different form!
Human Terry: Wait? Am I a daywalker?!
Jesse: Can't he just turn back?
Sonya: How come it happened to Terry first?
Korvo: Because, he’s too weak minded and has succumb to the human culture long before you two did.
Human Terry gasps and tears up at being called weak-minded
Korvo: Oh no I didn’t mean it I- *groans in frustration*
Human Terry runs off in tears
Korvo: *groans in frustration*
Yumyulack: Will me and Jesse turn human too?!
Korvo: Yes but not at this moment.
Korvo runs upstairs to go comfort Terry. Korvo enters the bedroom.
Human Terry: *sniffles remorsefully for upsetting his husband*
Korvo: I'm sorry I called you weak-minded.
Human Terry: *sniffles* I’m sorry I upset you.
Human Terry: *sniffles* I just feel awful because I angered my hubby.
Korvo has an idea and seduces Terry
Korvo: *seductively* I think this form has got me feeling horny.
Human Terry: But you said you'd never have sex with a human...
Korvo: Not as long as it is this handsome-
Suddenly, Miss Frankie furiously kicked down the door with Cooke and Ms. Perez entering the room as Miss Frankie furiously grabs Korvo.
Miss Frankie: YOU SACK OF SHIT!
Miss Frankie: YOU! YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU SCI-FI BITCH CUNT!
Human Terry: HEY! GET OFF HIM!
Miss Frankie: LOOK AT ME!
Principal Cooke: *gives Miss Frankie a successful cooldown hug* Hey hey easy honey. Just calm down.
Ms. Perez: Okay. Everyone calm down. Korvo, did you or did you not really try to turn us into aliens like you and your family?
Korvo: What?! No I didn't
Miss Frankie, Principal Cooke and Ms. Perez: Huh?
Korvo: Why would you think I did it?! Because I'm an alien?! IS THAT IT?! *starts crying* YOU DON'T KNOW ME! *cries into Human Terry's chest*
Ms. Perez: *to Miss Frankie* Nice going
Miss Frankie gasps as she realizes she went too far
Miss Frankie: *in a nervous regret* Ooooh… shit.
Human Terry stares angrily at Miss Frankie
Phoebe MacCarthy: *grabs Miss Frankie from the shoulder* What the fuck did you do this time?!
Miss Frankie: I didn't mean to make him cry! I-
Phoebe furiously pins Miss Frankie to the wall.
Phoebe MacCarthy: You better explain what is happening right now! Or else!
Miss Frankie: *gulps* Okay! I think we’re turning into aliens!
Phoebe gasps and releases her hold.
Phoebe: What? *skin suddenly turns a teal Shlorpian skin and gasp* Oh my God… well that’s not Korvo for sure. Korvo, we have to get to the ship!
Korvo pulls himself together and dries his tears.
The scene cuts to the ship where AISHA scans Miss Frankie, Phoebe, Principal Cooke and Ms. Perez.
AISHA: Look like someone must’ve created some kind of DNA from Korvo, Terry, Yumyulack and Jesse’s blood and DNA samples and must’ve created some kind of virus that turns another organism into a Shlorpian.
Miss Frankie: So wait? It wasn’t the Solars, then who did?!
Korvo: I’m afraid there is impossible to make the cure. It’s like when you make panna cada the cream has to set.
Yumyulack: Uh why did you compare to the book of Boba Fett?
Korvo: *shrugs* Don’t know. I thought it would be interesting. But don’t worry, the kids and I know the perfect place we can go while you guys stay here. Las Vegas. That’s where we can find the perfect help.
Miss Frankie: Why Las Vegas?
Human Terry: Baby, I like the way you think!
Korvo: D’aw *kisses Human Terry on the lips* It had the right shipment that could help us. Replicants, Sonya, you’re with me. Terry keep on an eye on Pupa with Phoebe. We’ll be back soon.
Korvo: Come on kids! I have the perfect vehicle to help us!
Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: You do?
The scene cuts to Korvo and the kids digging out Hammerhead 2 and washed it and shine it. Now it is ready.
Korvo: Behold, Hammerhead 2!
Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Whoa!
Jesse: Wait? Should we add upgrades to it to make it more cooler?
Yumyulack: I don’t see why not. Right Sonya?
Later, Hammerhead 2 gets an upgrade, including the ability to fly.
Sonya: Bye Pupa! Be good for Terry and Phoebe!
Korvo: Hammerhead 2! Set course to Nevada!
Hammerhead 2: Setting course to Las Vegas, dude.
Korvo: Thanks for the reminder.
The Hammerhead flies off as the kids whoop. Then, suddenly the Pupa starts straining.
Pupa: *grunting as he suddenly starts glowing and then starts screaming*
The glow fade as Pupa suddenly become… a human girl? Human Pupa gigges as Human Terry comes outside.
Human Terry: Okay Pupa, I got pink lemonade Hi-C for you and- *gasp as he drops the snack tray* and what did they did to you?!
16 days later… Korvo and the kids arrived in Spain.
Korvo: Damn that was a rough week. But at least it worth it to see SeaWorld.
Yumyulack: Ugh! I still can’t believe it got a stupid starfish on my head! *takes the starfish off of his head*
Korvo: Now look for any signs of something noticeable or Terry because he has been here before.
Jesse then sees something on a woman.
Jesse: Hey look! That lady is wearing one of Terry’s shirts.
Korvo and the kids head over to the woman, who is drinking some kind of beverage in a red cup.
Jesse: Excuse me lady, did you meet Terry?
Woman: This sweet ass alien dude gave me this shirt after teaching me how to do swing islander.
Korvo: Did you fuck him?!
Woman: I would have, but he told me he is already married to this sweet guy named Crumbo.
Korvo blushes because he knows Terry calls him that because of his love for crumbs.
Woman: I don't know who Crumbo is but I'd bang him if he's hot...
Korvo: Oh that’s me. Because I love crumbs and it’s actually Korvo.
Woman: Ew. Nevermind. *leaves*
Korvo: *then realizes something* I actually know where Terry went to next. It must be Nevada where they had that neon light festival!
Yumyulack: Wow! I heard that sounded amazing!
Sonya: Yeah. I heard of these festivals. Really had a lot of wooden building burned down.
Korvo: We have to head there now!
Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Yay!
Korvo: Solar Opposites minus Terry, Pupa and Phoebe, roll out!
Korvo and the kids head back on Hammerhead 2.
Korvo: Hammerhead presume coarse to Nevada! Maximum speed!
Hammerhead 2: Ooh, bummer buddy. Destination to Nevada is… 16 days.
Korvo: Hmm. Better pick a faster route!
Then suddenly, Jesse starts glowing as she floats.
Jesse: On shoot! I’m doing the glow!
Jesse turns into a human.
Human Jesse: Guys! Guys! I’m a human! *looks down at her boobs* And I got boobs!
Yumyulack: Let me touch them! Uh I mean who cares? Humans are lame.
Korvo: Shit! I told you this would happen! We just have to get to Nevada on time! Don’t panic! Stay on course!
Human Jesse: Panic? *hops off of Hammerhead 2* Look at me! I’m young, hot and ready to sign up for a student loan!
Human Jesse: I want to do the uniquely human activities I always dream about. Like waiting in line at the DMV, paying taxis and having jury duty!
Sonya: Oooh! Count me in! *hops off of Hammerhead 2*
Korvo: Oh relax I’m sure they’ll be fine. But Jesse, that’s what you always wanted?
Human Jesse: Aliens never get to do all the boring Monday human stuff. I gotta skeddale! *hops on a bull with Sonya* Too-da-loo!
Korvo: Well, looks like it's just you and me, huh?
Yumyulack: *sighs* I hope they’ll be okay.
Korvo: Don’t worry, your sisters will be fine. Anyways, I manage to find a faster route. Hang on Yumyulack, by my calculations, we’ll be here in in 8 days. Hammerhead 2, takeoff!
Hammerhead 2: Cowabunga Nevada! Here we come!
Hammerhead 2 blasts off. 10 Days later Hammerhead 2 made it to the post festival.
Korvo: God damn traffic! Well, at least we made it!
Yumyulack: *listening to Slipknot* I wonder how the girls and Terry are doing. See anything?
Korvo then spots a sleeping hangar that used to belong to the ship as he grins.
Korvo: Aha! Found it! It’s one of my old hangar!
Yumyulack: What's that do?
Korvo: It can help charge a ship up. *gets put chargers* Let’s use this to help gain more power of Hammerhead 2. Come on.
Korvo and Yumyulack head to the hangar, but then Yumyulack’s pants and shoes rip to reveal human legs.
Korvo: *gasp* Yumyulack, how long have you have that human leg meat?!
Yumyulack: Aw man! Just a few days, I didn’t say anything because I thought you cut them off!
Korvo: Y'know what? It's okay. We just need to-
Yumyulack screams as he glows brighter and then as the glow fade, Yumyulack has turn into a human.
Korvo: Fuck! I knew we gave you too many lunchables and X-Box LIVE.
Yumyulack: Holy shit I'm human! And I have...
Human Yumyulack then checks down inside his pants while counting.
Human Yumyulack: *gasp in joy* Several pubes!
Korvo: Great. Now what are we gonna do?
Human Yumyulack: Oh uh I um…
Korvo: *sighs while smiling* Go ahead. Run off to do human stuff you always wanted. I got this.
Human Yumyulack smiles and hugs Korvo
Human Yumyulack: Thanks old man. *spots an old time bike* Better borrow this bike real quick! *rides off as Korvo smiles while rolling his eyes in amusement*
Korvo: Now...time to head to Vegas.
3 hours later… Korvo made it to Vegas and went to a casino. He walks up to a security guard.
Korvo: Was there a guy name Terry? Yeh tall? Good looking?
Security Guard: Depends. Are you this Korvo he told me about?
Security Guard: Come with me.
The scene cuts to an office where the Security Guard plays the footage of Terry at the Casino.
Terry: *on video* Where’s the fucking game room? I want to play Tobaccon Gwen, *kicks a child* bitch!
Korvo: *facepalms* Jesus honey, *to the guard* fast forward through this.
The footage fast forwards to Terry at a game of poker.
Korvo: *gasp* What the… these freaks look like they play card games for a living. What was Terry thinking?
Terry: *on footage; takes a deep breath* Easy mode. This is just like in the solo.
Then, Terry accidentally and drunkly makes a huge tragic mistake!
Terry: *on footage; drunkly* I call and raise you… *throws the ships keys* An actual spaceship!
Korvo: Oh no! My poor Terry! What have you done you poor drunk thing? How is this hand?!
Security Guard: He had five crestamoons and a hand of swords.
Korvo: What the hell does that mean?
Security Guard: I don’t fucking know. That sounds bad.
The video then shows Terry losing his bet to a woman, who laughs.
Terry: *on footage* Holy fuck… well at least no one will ever see this.
The Security Guard pauses the video as Korvo grows enraged by him.
Korvo: I want that ship back! Return it now or I will mercilessly lay waste to this entire casino!
Security Guard: Sorry sir. This vehicle is now the property of the Vegas Vegas Corporation. And you need to fucking leave… prim this guest!
Korvo: *gets grabbed by two security guards* What the hell? Stop it! Why are you shoving me into a cement mixer?!
The security guards shove Korvo into the mixer and pours cement in it. Then, one of the security guards throws Korvo, who is encase in a block of cement out of the casino as Korvo breaks free from the cement. Korvo growls as his eyes turn aquamarine.
Korvo: I CAN’T SEE! I CAN’T SEE! *then realizes he can see as his eyes turn back to normal* Okay now I can see. God damn it, I can’t believe my family isn’t here. I really hope they aren’t miserable.
Korvo cries. The scene then cuts to Stacy G, who suddenly now has magenta Shlorpian skin, who is making dinner, which is spaghetti and meatballs with Human Terry. Louise, who is covered with neon green skin and Trevor, who is covered in cobalt blue green looks at Human Terry in surprise.
Louise: Wait, so you’re turning into humans, while we’re turning into aliens?
Then, Human Terry hears a knock on the door. He opens it and reveals to be Human Jesse, Human Yumyulack and Sonya at the door with Cheery, who now has red-violet Shlorpian skin.
Human Jesse: *smiles* Hi daddy.
Human Terry gasp in joy and hugs his kids.
Human Terry: I'm so happy you guys are okay!
Human Yumyulack: Us too. Glad you recognize us Terry.
Stacy G: *offscreen* Babe, is that you?
Jesse looks at Stacy G and gasps
Human Jesse: Oh my goodness. Honey, you got infected too.
Stacy G: Yeah, we don't know what happened!
Louise: Us either. Also, Frankie is at your house. She doesn’t look well. *Miss Frankie starts moaning as she suddenly starts glowing in the same color as her Shlorpian skin* Is she… okay?
Miss Frankie: UGH! DO I LOOK OKAY?!
Human Jesse: Uh Miss Frankie…. YOU’RE DOING THE GLOW!
Miss Frankie: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Miss Frankie starts glowing as she freaks out. Then, she has turn into a Shlorpian as she screams.
Shlorpian Frankie: Oh great! Now I’m like you and your family now!
Human Yumyulack tries not to laugh
Human Jesse: Holy Jeepers, you look great as Shlorpian.
Shlorpian Frankie breaks down crying hysterically
Shlorpian Frankie: *cries hysterically* Oh my God! I’ve turn into a monster! *gets comforted by Human Jesse and Sonya*
Sonya: Hey, it's okay. You're not a monster.
Shlorpain Frankie sniffles as she wipes her tears.
Shlorpian Frankie: You-you mean it?
Human Jesse: Yeah. I think you still look pretty.
Shlorpian Frankie smiles.
Shlorpian Frankie: *wipes away her tears* Gee thanks.
Human Pupa hugs Shlorpian Frankie. Human Terry smiles
Louise: Yessh. You weren’t kidding about this. What should we do now? Do things we always wanted to do in case we want to have a new life later on?
Trevor: Huh? That’s a great idea.
Meanwhile with Korvo, he's still sobbing
Korvo: *looks at Hammerhead 2 crammed between cars* Fuck! Hammerhead isn’t made for car jamming! Hello can move these casino addicts cars?! Hello?! How?! How has it come to this?!
Korvo sobs harder. Suddenly, a nose appears on his face.
Korvo: A nose?! No! No no no!
Korvo suddenly grows ears.
Korvo: Ears?! Shit! I don’t want to be a fucking human! *glows brighter* NNOOOOOOOOOOO!
The screen cuts to black. Four months and 1/2 later… Stacy G, now a magenta Replicant wakes up while rubbing her eyes and getting ready for school. Suddenly, she hears her mother, now a neon green Shlorpian panicking on the phone from school.
Shlorpian Louise: Expelled?! Are you nuts?! My daughter needs this education!
Shlorpian Louise: Well my daughter is very smart girl! You dare call my special little lady a freak one more time, so help me- *call ends as Louise sighs*
Shlropian Louise: *hugs her daughter* Don’t worry honey, your girlfriend’s dads will find a way to help us. I promise, we’ll get out of here with Trevor and start a new life far away from those humans who hate us now.
The mother and daughter hug. The scene then cuts to a now Peaches n Cream Shlorpian Janice getting fired from the Rake Company as she screams upon getting thrown out.
Rake Company Boss: AND STAY OUT!
Shlorpian Janice: H’no I don’t wanna be a burden y’know.
The scene then cuts to Phoebe, now a teal Shlorpian, getting groceries until a mean customer insults her.
Customer: GET LOST, FREAK!
Shlorpian Phoebe: Excuse me?! What did you say? Punk?!
Customer: Jesus you extraterrestrial bumpkin! Go back to Uranus!
Shlorpian Phoebe: I’m sorry. *furiously walks up to the customer* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, JACKASS?!
Customer: I said go back to Uranus!
Shlorpian Phoebe screams in fury and gets into a fight with the customer. Then, a few seconds later, Shlorpian Phoebe throws the customer out of the marker.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Asshole!
The scene the cuts to Randall, now a white Shlorpian opening his empanada stand until people got freaked out by his new form.
Hannah: Aw dude, you look hideous!
Shlorpian Randall: What? No I'm not. I'm fine.
Rick: Aw dude! You look a freak! Just like the Solar Opposites!
Shlorpian Randall: Hey! Those are my friends, you jerks! Leave them out of this! They helped change me and my life for the better after Halloween!
Wallace: Well no way jośe! No more empanada from an alien!
Customers: *booing as they throw empanadas at Shlorpian Randall*
Shlorpian Randall leaves while sobbing. Meanwhile, Principal Cooke, now a red Shlorpian, is at a bar, drowning his sorrows in drinks while getting drunk as the customers stare at him.
Shlorpian Cooke: *drunkly* What are you looking at?
Bartender: *nervously* Uh, nothing, sir. It's just that you're a-
Shlorpian Cooke: *drinking a margarita* I’m fine you shitbags! You don’t know my life you bitches!
Bar Customer: *whispering to his friend which Shlorpian Cooke overhears* Geez, what a red loser.
Shlorpian Cooke: WHO SAID THAT?!
The bar falls silent as Shlorpian Cooke smashes a glass bottle.
Shlorpian Cooke: YOU FUCKERS WANT A FUCKING PIECE OF ME?!
Bartender: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to-
Shlorpian Cooke throws a bottle at the bartender who helps as he ducks as the bottle shatters. Then, the customers starts to pummel on Shlorpian Cooke who punches and kicks them which led to a bar fight. The scene cuts to Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse and Sonya walking until they heard the bar fight. The three siblings open the door and gasp upon seeing Shlorpian Cooke fighting some bar customers.
Human Yumyulack: Holy shit!
Human Jesse: Aw jeez! Principal Cooke had started a bar fight!
Sonya: PRINCIPAL COOKE! COME HERE NOW!
The human Replicants and Sonya grabs Shlorpian Cooke while dodging some fighting bar customers as they ran out of the door while Human Jesse yanks Shlorpian Cooke on the ear.
Shlorpian Cooke: Ow ow ow ow ow!
Human Jesse: You are coming with us!
The scene then cuts to Shlorpian Frankie meeting up with Shlorpian Randall and a now Shlorpian Jamie and Darcy and Kevin.
Shlorpian Frankie: Sorry I was late. I had a court day.
Shlorpian Darcy: Court day? What happened?
Shlorpian Randall: Oh no worries! I saw her getting arrested for calling the judge a bitch, a big-ass bitch and nothing but a bitch!
Shlorpian Frankie: She couldn’t hand the fact that she literally sucks! Fat! Shit! Now I gotta wear this everywhere! *shows them a tracking device* Plus, I’m in a boat load of debts because people have been using my social security number to take out loans!
Shlorpian Randall: Things haven’t been going well for either. Everyone ignores me now that I’m an alien. At least when I was human, I was being notice.
Shlorpian Darcy: *sigh* Man, this being alien stuff is the pits!
Shlorpian Jamie: I know what you mean. I try to change my name into something else to stand out. But there’s already someone with the nickname! So now everyone calls me J.J!
Shlorpian Darcy: I don't think it's bad.
Shlorpian Kevin: *coming by* Holy geez, is that Cooke?
The Shlorpians then sees Shlorpian Cooke getting carried by Human Yumyulack and Human Jesse while being injuries and beaten up while Sonya walks with them.
Shlorpian Cooke: *weakly* Hey. Guys. It’s great to see you.
Shlorpian Frankie: Oh my God. Honey, what happened to you?!
Shlorpian Cooke: What do you mean? I’ve been thriving. *coughs up vomit* Oooh, the wound’s open again, but in other case, everything’s all good. So yeah.
Shlorpian Frankie: Honey…
Shlorpian Cooke: Okay fine! The last few four months have been hell! Everyone hates us now! We can’t live here anymore!
Shlorpian Louise: Aw man. Cooke is right guys.
Human Yumyulack: We don't even know how you guys became Shlorpians in the first place!
Shlorpian Kevin: Ugh! Not anymore! We’re not safe here!
Human Jesse: We'll take you to Korvo. He can help.
Shlorpian Cooke: We know how. It’s because that crazy woman was brought back to life somehow and she stole your DNA samples.
Shlorpain Frankie: Then it’s settled! *throws her chair* We’re going to Korvo so he can help us!
Shlorpian Darcy: But isn’t Korvo pissed off at us?
Shlorpain Cooke: Are you kidding? He’s gonna gush his robe when he sees us!
Shlorpian Randall: Just imagine how desperate he has become to find a way to help us leave!
Replicant Stacy G: Poor Korvo. I hope he somehow held it together.
Then the scene cuts to the house.
Shlorpian Cooke: What the hell?! Where’s the ship?!
Human Yumyulack: I don't know! It was here when we left!
Human Jesse: Uh guys, what’s with all the dogs?
The gang comes in and sees dogs jumping on each other while Human Terry and Human Pupa are in pimp costumes counting money.
Shlorpian Frankie: *screaming as a dog takes of her device*
Shlorpian Phoebe: Oh for goodness sake’s.
Human Yumyulack: For Christ’s sake Terry!
Security Guard: Hey! No Humans and aliens allowed! I keep telling you! This is a brothel for dogs!
Human Terry: Oh! Hey, kids! You're home early.
The mound spider appears and starts sucking on the guard.
Shlorpian Cooke: We Can’t Stay On Earth Anymore! You gotta help us get out of here! We gotta leave this planet!
Shlorpian Frankie: Every human hates us now more than ever! We can’t live here on our home planet anymore!
Shlorpian Trevor: Please Terry! If you really love your family, do you know where Korvo is?!
Human Terry gasp in horror.
Human Terry: I know where he is...
Shlorpian Cooke: What where?!
Human Terry: I don’t know! He never came home last night!
Shlorpian Frankie: Then what happened?!
Human Terry: I don’t know! He said he was at some night club! Why would he go there?!
Shlorpian Darcy: Then that's where we're going!
A few minutes later, the gang and Shlorpians arrived at The Smokeshow House.
Human Terry: This is the place.
Human Jesse: Whoa! What is this place?
Waitress: The Smokeshow House. The ultimate night club for the grooviest sexiest boner people alive.
Shlorpian Jamie: I believe you are describing me.
Human Terry: What the hell’s Korvo doing at a place like this?
Human Jesse: Maybe he turn into human and he’s like a busboy or something.
Human Yumyulack: Maybe the cool people took shit on him for fun. I heard that happens to people. It never happened to me. *laughs nervously*
Shlorpian Frankie: But, do you even know what he looks like now if he really turned human?
Human Terry gasp in horror.
Human Terry starts weeping as the kids comfort him.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Aw Terry, don’t worry. I’m sure we’ll find him.
Human Jesse: Yeah. Once we find Korvo, we'll-
Suddenly, Human Terry notices a human with a familiar crystal on his shirt.
Human Terry: Why have I seen that crystal before?
Human Terry looks at the gorgeous human man, who glance him with an annoyed look and then, Human Terry finally recognize him.
Human Terry: Korvo! We found him!
Shlorpian Cooke: *drops a glass of champagne* Korvo?
Shlorpian Phoebe: He's turned into the most gorgeous human I've ever seen!
Human Yumyulack: Korvo! Korvo!
The human Solars and Shlorpians go up to Human Korvo.
Human Korvo: Uh, can I help you?
Human Terry: Korvo, listen! We can’t live on this Earth anymore. Our human friends are being hated by the whole town now! We got to leave Earth AS immediately if we ever want to help them start a new life!
Human Korvo: I'm sorry. I don't know who you are.
Human Jesse: But remember what you said? “Being Shlorpians is what we are!”
Human Korvo: I never said that.
Human Terry: Korv, c'mon. It's me, your husband.
Human Korvo: Ugh! Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?!
Human Yumyulack: Come on Korvo, you’re being a total jackass right now!
Human Korvo: Will you stop it?! I don't know who any of you shitheads are! Now leave me the fuck alone!
Man: Hey K, do you know these guys?
Human Korvo: They were just leaving!
Human Terry: No! We're not! *takes Korvo's arm* You are coming with us! Now!
Human Korvo squeals in horror and slaps Human Terry in the face. Human Terry gasps and tears up.
Shlorpain Frankie: Oh shit! Guys, group huddle.
Human Yumyulack: Okay guys, we have a big problem. Korvo has lost his marbles.
Human Jesse: I know. It's doesn't make any...*gasps in realization* Oh my gosh.
Human Terry: *rubbing his face from the painful slap* Wow. If I was that hot, I would not want to look back on my family. I lost the second love of my life to a stuffed crest pizza behind Pizza Hut.
Human Jesse: Guys, do you think Korvo might have amnesia?
Shlorpian Darcy: Huh? Maybe. I don’t know.
Human Terry growls in anger.
Human Yumyulack: Easy Terry. I think Jesse might be right. Korvo must’ve suffer amnesia when he was busy trying to find the person who did this to our friends.
Shlorpian Cooke: Yeah. Maybe that’s how he couldn’t recognize you.
Shlorpian Jamie: But how do we get him back?
Human Terry starts breathing in and out as he sheds tears.
Shlorpian Jamie: But how do we get him back? *looks at Human Terry in concern*
Sonya: *skin suddenly turns robin’s eggs blue* You okay daddy?
Human Terry snaps and punches a wall in anger.
Human Terry: FUCK! *Human Korvo backs away slowly*
Human Korvo: You okay, pal?
Luckily, Shlorpian Frankie has an idea as she gets out a pea shooter and puts a dart in it. She aims at Human Korvo, who shrugs and went back to drinking his champagne, only to get hit by the dart and falls down unconscious. Human Terry looks down at Human Korvo while angrily breathing heavily with tears in his eyes.
Human Jesse: Terry! Easy! Calm down! It’s okay! Korvo is knocked out! Let’s get out of here!
Human Yumyulack: Terry? What’s wrong?
Shlorpian Cooke: Yeah. I’m sure we can find a way to get your husband’s memory back once we find the ship!
Human Terry: But what if we can't?!
Shlorpian Phoebe puts a hand on Human Terry.
Shlorpian Phoebe: We'll figure something out. I promise.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Of course we can. Look I know you love Earth, but now everyone hates us more than ever. We have to leave now. Please, if you really love Korvo, you must do the right thing. And that is leaving Earth. For good.
Human Terry: Okay. But I wanna go with Korvo...I love him.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Of course we will. *finds the ship on the tracker* Holy shit! It’s in Las Vegas! Come on!
A few hours later, the gang finds the ship turned into a blimp.
Human Yumyulack: Guys! The ship!
Human Terry picks up Human Korvo.
Human Terry: Hang on there Korvy…
The gang heads to the ship and luckily Phoebe kicks the door with her foot as the door opens.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Alright y’all! Let’s get the fuck out of here!
The gang heads into the ship. Then, Human Korvo wakes up while rubbing his head. Then, the gang hears the Vegas Corporation Security Guard yelling at them from outside.
Vegas Coperation Security Guard: Hey! You’re not allowed here!
Human Korvo: Wh-what happened? What am I doing in Vegas? How did I get on the ship?!
Human Yumyulack: Hurry guys! We have to leave now!
Human Korvo: Leave? What do you mean?
Human Jesse: We have to get out of here! Everyone hates our friends and want them off of Earth!
Human Korvo: Then what are we waiting for?! We gotta get fucking moving!
Human Terry gasp as he shed tears of joy.
Human Terry: Korvy! You remember!
Human Korvo: What? Okay. Can someone please tell me what-
Human Terry: Long story! You turn into a gorgeous human, then lost your memories turn you into a jerk and you lost your marbles! Now let’s fly!
Human Terry: Oh! And I almost forgot!
Human Terry surprises Human Korvo by kissing him on the lips.
Human Korvo: *giggles as he turns back into his Shlorpian self*
Human Terry gasps in shock.
Human Terry: Whoa! How did you turn back!
Korvo looks around his body and gasps.
Korvo: Oh my God! I’m me again! I guess we have develop some kind of shape shifting ability.
Human Terry: Wait. Does that mean I can do it too?
Then, Terry, Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa turn back into their normal selves.
Jesse: Yay! We’re Shlorpians again!
Yumyulack hugs the Pupa. But then, they heard a loud thump which made they scream little and made them realize they must leave now.
Korvo: Quick! Let’s get the fuck outta here!
Jesse: AISHA, get us off this planet! Hurry!
AISHA activates the launch sequence as the ship flies into the space and the gang cheers.
Korvo: Yes! *to Terry* I love you, baby.
Korvo romatically twirls Terry around.
Terry: *whistles lovingly*
Korvo and Terry make out while moaning lovingly.
Yumyulack: I'm gonna throw up.
Shlorpian Randall: Isn't it romantic?
Suddenly, the gang hears grunting and it turns out be Shlorpian Janice along with Kevin and his family, Cheery, Naomi and Alice, who are now Shlorpians as they fall out as they scream and landed on the floor as they groan.
Janice: H'no, hello Korvo, y'know?
Shlorpian Kevin: Hey guys. Sorry I was late. I was picking up my family.
Shlorpian Naomi: Hey guys.
Korvo: Naomi! You too?! *notices Shlorpian Alice* Wait, who’s that?
Shlorpian Alice: H-Hello. I'm Alice. A pleasure to meet you.
The Pupa recognizes Alice from “The Super Gooblers”
Korvo: Wait. Pupa, you know her?
Pupa shows him the video he made from the “Super Gooblers” episode.
Brandy: *on video* I want to be a better person…
Korvo: *hugs Pupa* Bravo Pupa! I am so proud of you!
Alice: Wait. You’re that strange creature Brandy has been talking to me about.
Suddenly, Korvo turns back into a human, much to his surprise and confusion.
Jesse: Holy jeez you turned back into a human Korvo. I thought you said this was permanent. *Human Korvo is looking at space in shock and confusion* Uh Korvo?
Human Korvo: *groans in frustration* I don’t understand. I thought this transformation was permanent! How is this is even possible?!
Terry: *puts a hand on Human Korvo's shoulder* Hey. It's okay. Just calm down.
Jesse: Yeah. To be honest, you were right. Being human can sometimes be hard.
Yumyulack: No offense guys.
Shlorpian Cooke: Eh, none taken. Our lives as humans are pretty tough.
Shlorpian Frankie: None taken.
Human Korvo: I-I was? I don’t know what to say. I guess that’s true.
Terry: Yeah, well you’re like hot leader now. And hot leaders are the best.
Human Korvo blushes and smiles. Terry smiles and plays with Human Korvo's hair
Human Korvo: It’s true. I’m sorry for how I acted. I clearly had hot guy brain taken control of me. Now that we got off the planet, I’m so glad you came to rescue me.
Terry: Anytime. Now come here.
After Terry, Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa shapeshift into their human forms, the family then gets in a group hug while their friends join in.
Human Korvo: So...so what happens now?
Shlorpian Frankie: Korvo, you sure we’ll find a way to turn us back?
Human Korvo grows determined.
Human Korvo: I will. Don't worry!
Human Korvo: Now don’t you worry. We’ll find a way to turn you all back into humans. We’ll go live on Earth-4. It’ll be the perfect new home for us until we can turn you all back to normal.
Shlorpian Cooke: Sounds good to me!
After the Solars turn back into their normal Shlorpian selves, the family and their friends travel around the galaxy until they’ve finally found Earth-4. The gang landed on another house as they head outside but the Solars have shapeshifter into their human forms, much to their friends’ confusion.
Shlorpian Naomi: What are you doing?
Human Korvo: Oh I thought these forms might help us blend in better on Earth-4. It is getting dangerous y’know.
Human Terry: *laughs* Yep.
Then, an Earth-4 pedestrian passes by.
Earth-4 Pedestrian: Fuck you humans! Go back to where you came from!
Shlorpian Phoebe gets enraged and grabs the pedestrian.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Get. Lost.
Shlorpian Phoebe punch the pedestrian in the teeth and face as he drives him in fear.
Earth-4 Pedestrian: Uh, what I meant to say was welcome to Earth-4!
The pedestrian drives away in fear as Human Korvo gives him the middle finger.
Human Korvo: Fuck you! You people are stupid and confusing!
Human Jesse: Well, this should be interesting. *laughs*
Shlorpian Frankie: Aw jeez.
The scene cuts to Korvo moaning as Terry comes him and kisses him on the cheek while heading to the bathroom.
Terry: How you feeling, big guy?
Korvo: *moaning in overwhelmed* Oh fine.
Terry: Okay. I’ll be in the bathroom. Love you.
Terry leaves and Korvo lies down on the bed
Korvo: *moans as his eyes glow aquamarine*
Then, he starts growling. Korvo then gets a headache as he screams in pain.
Korvo then grows fangs while his skin turns black and he starts growing bigger and muscular. Terry comes in and gasps.
Korvo gets wings and horns as he roars
Terry: *blushing* Holy fuck… you got buff.
Monster Korvo: Don't. Don't look at me.
Monster Korvo whimpers but to his surprise, Terry is amoured by his appearance.
Terry: Tell you what, I'm surprised you never showed me this earlier.
Monster Korvo: *blushing embarrassingly* Well, to be honest, it’s my lifesource since I was a Replicant, it’s been running in my family for generations. I was worry on how you would react…
Terry: Do you mind if you, uh...told me more? It's okay if you don't wanna.
Monster Korvo: Oh I’m actually half Super Shlorpian. It’s been running this family ever since my ancestor Koran made a blessing in order to protect his family from bandits and protects the villagers. It passed on to the family when a Replicant turns 13
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yeah. But it feels like a curse...
Terry: Aw… Korvy, why do you think that?
Super Shlorpian Korvo starts weeping
Terry kisses Super Shlorpian Korvo on the cheek
Terry: Can you please tell me why you think it’s a curse?
Super Shlorpian Korvo sighs
Super Shlorpian Korvo: When I was a Replicant, I was blessed with this after my 13-Birth-A-Day in my sleep.
A flashback plays. Replicant Korvo was walking while carrying books until he starts to feel sick.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* I started to feel sick. So, I decided to head home that day.
Replicant Korvo made it home as he starts moaning and then notices his skin turning black as he starts having a panic attack.
Replicant Korvo: What's happening to me?!
Replicant Korvo then grows bigger and muscular as he rips apart his robe into pieces. Then, his horns pop out from his head and his wings pop out from his back as he roars.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* After my first transformation, a lot of Shlorpians saw it and grow afraid of me.
Pink Replicant Shlorpian: WHAT IS THAT THING?!
Yellow Replicant Shlorpian: HOLY SHIT! A MONSTER!
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* I...didn't know what to do so...
Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo grows afraid as the Replicants throws stuff at him as his anger overcomes as he roars.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* I snapped.
Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo roars as he slashed another Shlorpian, which made the other Replicants run away. Scared, Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo flies back home while roaring.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: So when I got home, you remember my older sister Janiz? The one I was telling you about? *Terry nods* she calm down and I vow to not transform again because of my fear of hurting you guys… so I made pills to help control myself, which is also why I have thin skin.
Terry: What happened to Janiz?
Super Shlorpian Korvo snaps
Super Shlorpian Korvo: SHE DIDN’T MAKE IT!
Terry: *gasp* Oh Korvy… I am so sorry…
Super Shlorpian Korvo sighs
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voice breaking* It’s just that Janiz didn’t have an evacuation partner and… when I found out… *starts crying* I was so heartbroken! I want my sister! I want her! I WANT HER! *punches a wall as he breaks down in tears*
Terry gasps. Super Shlorpian Korvo breaks down in tears as Terry soothes him.
Terry: Hey… Shh… shh… it’s okay… I’m here…
Super Shlorpian Korvo continues crying. Terry then has an idea.
Cue “Beautiful” from Zac Nelson
You should change your name to laughter
You bring joy to every room
Other voices vanish after hearing such a lovely tune
In a world that′s so imperfect
Every word you say is music
You should change your name to beautiful
You should change your name to pity
You make tears impossible
Wish that I could have you with me every time I fall
In a world that's so imperfect
I know you will try to fix it
You should change your name to beautiful
I don′t think you'd mind it if I change your name to something new
Would you think it childish if I change my name to 'I love you′?
We both have a love so perfect
I would never want to hurt it
You should change your name to beautiful In a world that′s so imperfect
Every word you say is music
You should change your name to beautiful (you should change your name to beautiful)
You should change your name to beautiful
The song as Super Shlorpian Korvo purrs and falls asleep on his bed. Terry smiles and kiss Super Shlorpian Korvo on the forehead.
Terry: Sleep well, baby. Would it be okay if I sleep on the couch.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: No. I want you to stay. I love you.
Super Shlorpian Korvo turns back into his normal Shlorpian form as Terry gasps
Terry: Korvy! You’re you! *lifts Korvo up as they both cry tears of joy*
The two husbands embrace in a kiss as they starts to fall asleep.
Korvo: Sweet dreams my love…
Terry: Sweet dreams my beautiful Korvy…
Korvo giggles. The two alien husbands fell asleep. The next day, the Solars and their friends head out of the house and watch the sunrise, now ready for anything.
Korvo: Guys, this is might be a new start for us.
The Solars and their friends look at the sunrise, awaiting for new adventures.
