What if i said stormking and tedromeda were friends? LET ME COOKKKK
WAIT OMG .......... I LOVE THIS. but like wait timeline. ............ andromedas like six years older than sirius i think and moody os supposed to be at least fifteen years older than him idc hes a hot old man so like thats a nine year gap ?? yikes but yes like wait kingsleys like in andromeda's year and ted's 3 yrs older than them all but like whatever let's forget maths and just focus on how hot they wd be bc omg.
ted was kingsleys first crush and andromeda and kingsley def made out at least once and moody and ted slept together "just to check if i was into guys" (they both are ted just thinks bisexuality doesnt exist) . they have weekly brunches and it goes from bad scary politics to "you will not guess who's having an affair w who" in three minutes flat (ted and kingsley like gossip) (alastor and meda think they're above it (theyre definitely interested)) . andromeda's the one who pierces kingsley's ears and laughs at him when he tells her it hurts and moody tattoos ted and it hurts sb ted dies. then andromeda does it and he comes back through the power of #love . they give each other relationship advice but no one knows how a relationship works so they're the picture of the blind leading the blind. theyre health freaks too i fear. andromeda convinces moody to dye his hair at least once. she's also the one who shops w kingsley when he's going through his punk era.












