#stormking

[del-stars]

Sirius is the third in the stormking marriage and it’s like he’s 20something and broke and they’re this older well off bored married couple and they decide hey what the hell and suddenly sirius is drinking their expensive merlot in a velvet robe after round 4848575 because for 40sometings they can go for a while

And it’s perfect because kingsley needs a new shiny thing to dote on and alastor loves providing and protecting and sirius is a-ok fulfilling whatever role they need

sirius is BROKE 😭😭 like he went from being raised around the finer things in life to being bust down broke as fuck. so when he runs into these older gay guys who clearly have cash.... he's scheming from the moment he meets them. alastor and kingsley r both like. wow. look at this shiny new toy we get to play with. so they r taking him on expensive ass dates and LAVISH vacations and he's just their 20something twink there to entertain them. he's not not a sugarbaby... but also he likes them!! alastor is like. giving him career guidance n shit. and kingsley is always giving him life advice. for angst purposes i feel like alastor definitelyyyyy catches hard feelings & genuinely cares for sirius on a very deep level whereas kingsley is like. this is literally a 20 year old nyu student we found on grindr. like he's cool but he's not part of our family ?? chill out. but kingsley and sirius fuck the nastiest which is why kingsley keeps him around. and then sirius is litr just happy to be there !!!!!!!!

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

What if i said stormking and tedromeda were friends? LET ME COOKKKK

WAIT OMG .......... I LOVE THIS. but like wait timeline. ............ andromedas like six years older than sirius i think and moody os supposed to be at least fifteen years older than him idc hes a hot old man so like thats a nine year gap ?? yikes but yes like wait kingsleys like in andromeda's year and ted's 3 yrs older than them all but like whatever let's forget maths and just focus on how hot they wd be bc omg.

ted was kingsleys first crush and andromeda and kingsley def made out at least once and moody and ted slept together "just to check if i was into guys" (they both are ted just thinks bisexuality doesnt exist) . they have weekly brunches and it goes from bad scary politics to "you will not guess who's having an affair w who" in three minutes flat (ted and kingsley like gossip) (alastor and meda think they're above it (theyre definitely interested)) . andromeda's the one who pierces kingsley's ears and laughs at him when he tells her it hurts and moody tattoos ted and it hurts sb ted dies. then andromeda does it and he comes back through the power of #love . they give each other relationship advice but no one knows how a relationship works so they're the picture of the blind leading the blind. theyre health freaks too i fear. andromeda convinces moody to dye his hair at least once. she's also the one who shops w kingsley when he's going through his punk era.

[ghostinthegallery]

Hey, so. Uh. I don't know if you MEANT to do it this way, but the last few chapters of The Silence and the Storm made me ship Imotekh and Szarekh.

How? Does this work? I don't know. But it's a ship of mine now. Thanks! 🙃 For that! 🙃 ❤️

What me? I would never, how dare you accuse me of taking two rivals, alike in their desires but diametrically opposed thanks to their circumstances, the chosen king and the commoner general, battling each other obsessively for control over the empire they both love so deeply...and then taking the moment they realize they *have* to work together or else they'll both lose everything and making things kinda gay. No, no, couldn't be me. I've never seen a gay robot in my life.

(FR, I love this ship, I will crew it until the day I perish from this plane of existence. King4King nonsense, I think they should unite the Infinite Empire by getting married immediately)

(I did mean to keep TSATS fairly open ended on the *exact nature* of their relationship after the story ends, it really is up to the reader...but like that means I'm not saying they *don't* fall madly in love and take over the galaxy...it's an option)

(yes I have written fic for this pairing here and here both of which ar sfw and if you want nsfw...that is also a thing you could potentially find)

[enbysiriusblack]

stormking moodboard

(for @marzst4rz )

[ecstarry]

Bartylily?? If possible Alastor and Kingsley cause i like seeing how others perceive them and your mind is *chef’s kiss*????

[locomotiveodyssey]

Stormking and lucius x rabastan

this ask game

stormking

FUCK FUCK FUCK i love them i think about them frequently i need to finish my oneshot of them because they are spinning around in my mind constantly FUCK and it’s your fault ill never be the same

lucius x rabastan

ohhh i can see the potential… i really can… i’d love to hear more about this ship and their dynamic but i can see myself getting entranced with this ship

[mrsthunderkin]

Just a couple of sleepy birds

Now in color~

[ineedaanitapicture]

Alfred Hrdlicka’s Golgotha, 1963