do the ship thing with for jas/link even tho we haven't gotten far for them and philip and jas PLEASE <3 too lazy to log into the other account
SEND ME A SHIP AND I'LL TELL YOU: JAS/LINK EDITION.
who is more dominant in the bedroom?: god, is this even a question? obviously link. have you seen his arms? DAT UPPER BODY STRENGTH, THOUGH. if he isn’t using it to his advantage 200% of the time, he’s doing it wrong. jasper would definitely be the little shit that irritates him to no end until he snaps. you best believe it.
who complains the most?: jasper. definitely jasper. although it’s probably less complaining and more brooding, but he’d definitely be the cause of one too many fights. and never enough make ups.
who’s the laziest?: also definitely jasper. i can picture link trying to get jasper to go on his morning runs with him, the challenge of all challenges. and jasper doesn’t commit to anything ever in his life, so you can imagine how difficult 99.9% of the things link tries to get him to do or accomplish will be. sex is the .1% at least.
who wakes up the earliest?: link. jasper is basically an owl. he sleeps during the day and is awake all night. 6am does not exist. it has never existed and never will. if link ever tries to wake him up, prepare for imminent death.
who does the chores around the house?: BY CHORES DO YOU MEAN WORK??? AHAHAHAH. link. link does the things. like breakfast and jasper’s laundry that he conveniently leaves strewn about link’s apartment. other various domestic things. jasper just watches him and admires the pretty. he might, like, be persuaded to help with dishes if it means a blowjob or something though.
who is the most protective of the other?: THIS IS TOUGH. NEITHER. THEY’RE BOTH FIERCELY PROTECTIVE OF EACH OTHER. they take care of one another, they look after each other, they understand each other. “us broken things have to stick together.”
who gets jealous the easiest?: BOTH, JA FEEL? jasper would get jealous of anyone who comes within a five foot radius of link at the strip club he works at, and link would get jealous when jasper is blitzed and has no fucking sense about him to understand boundaries and socially acceptable behavior.
and a song or group of songs that describes the ship: HERE U GO. I DON’T KNOW i just love the lyrics it screams link/jas to me!!! BYE
