#cxnislatrans

[whitsmore-blog]

pairing: pepe the king prawn & kermit the frog. au setting: jurassic park.

Give me a pairing. Give me an AU setting. I will write you a three-sentence fic.

          ❝Small legs couldn’t carry them far.  

            And as a giant paw had squished them both to death.

            Gone were two ＭＵＰＰＥＴＳ who could slide over your             hand, and erupt laughter from your lungs.❞ 

[alwaysfiguresitout-archive]

cxnislatrans needs to stop feeding into stiles dominant side and by stop i mean keep making him into an embarrassed mess. 

[whitsmore-blog]

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outofchar.    MY DEAREST hugs you tightly.me & isaac both love you very much

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After going through the notes for the promo... the following people unfollowed after reblogging as the rules specify not to. I understand sometimes Tumblr is a dick and unfollows without you knowing so if you're on this list and it's a mistake, message me please! Hopefully before I post the winners so I can include you guys!

Fugitivebeta

Cursedlycanthropy

Cxnislatrans

This is by no means calling people out to be a bitch. Don't send me hate... you wont like my answers. This is my way of figuring out what's going on. Any help would be lovely. Thanks guys!

[ipreferhandsome]

cxnislatrans replied to your photo

LOBSTERS!

yes. they are swimming in my flooded kitchen.

[kiritsvne-blog]

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