WASSUP REVEL!! I have been hella sick lately cuz of this stupid mold in the walls :( Ill have to get it fixed or something cuz me and my roommate can’t afford to move out just yet :P ANYWAY, could we get something for the goat Cyberverse Wheeljack? In return, I offer you my friends cat (since I don’t got one :c)
Be careful of breathing in mold, hun. Hopefully you can get it dealt with, because it’s really bad for you.
Care
Cyberverse Wheeljack x Reader
• “Alright, let’s try this one. You’re going to love it.” Anxiety whispering through you as you hear his familiar, gruff voice, your head lifts. And there he is, grinning cheerfully at you with a tray of ‘food’ for you to try. Sitting up, your eyes dart to the edge of the cabinet your setup is on. Tempted to try and throw yourself off the edge so you don’t have to eat whatever he’s come up with this time. It might be less painful, at least. “Now that I’ve got a baseline of what flavors you like, I really think these will be the ones.”
• Ignoring the fact that you don’t look that enthusiastic, he sets the tray down on the counter you’re on. “Wow, you made so much,” you mumble, standing up and distracting him momentarily when the loose covering you’re wearing gaps open to show skin. “I don’t know where to even begin.” You’re just staring at the tray, so he reaches to give you a gentle nudge between your shoulder blades. ‘Start wherever you want. I’m sure I’ve removed all those pesky purging inducing compounds.’
• Yeah, that’s not reassuring you at all. So far he’s managed to keep you alive, but the nutrient mush he keeps feeding you isn’t exactly fantastic. Texture or taste-wise. He’s still smiling proudly, though so you have to reach to scoop up some of the stuff to try. Nose wrinkling at the fact that it’s extra goopy today, you taste it and then wait. Because you’ve definitely leaned your lesson about eating any substantial amount of his new foods. Tongue running over your teeth, this batch is salty, sweet. Not so salty it feels like it’s burning your tongue this time at least, though. Why is it always salty?
• “Pretty good, huh? All your organic nutritional needs met in one convenient food,” he tells you and you flash him a weak smile, dabbing your fingers in the second sample. And you sputter, shuddering. Not that one, then. “Too bitter?” He asks, still struggling to get a grasp on how you perceive flavor. ‘Sour. Sour and salty.’ Fingers dipping into the third slurry, you sniff it before trying it. ‘This one,’ you say, head lifting and he relaxes, big hands gripping the edge of the counter.
• Stomach growling, you don’t dare try to eat more of any of them just yet. Waiting to make sure the stuff isn’t going to tear up your stomach. Because a lot of his food slurries have. Trying to figure out what the flavor is, you land on savory. If you could just get him to fix the texture, you’d be set. “This is great,” you tell him, knowing you’re only still alive because of him. It’s not like you can feed yourself out here. Not unless you can adapt to eating metal or energon. “Thank you for doing this. I know it’s a lot.” And his grin widens, servos drumming on the counter. ‘No need. I do love a challenge.’
The noise I made when I found one of these on the ground before wandering around the area looking up until I realized the muscadine vine was right in front of me- the branch it was climbing had broken putting it in easy reach. Should go without saying, but don’t eat any strange fruit/berries you find in the woods if you’re not 100% sure what they are
Additional screencaps I grabbed for him… for… reasons…
Thought about waiting to post these but I’m impatient - got a grind going
I love obsessive Shockwave, but I think dude being pissed at his soft spot for Bee sounds funny - he wants to kill this bug so bad but he’s just so annoyingly endearing (in a confusing way to nearly everyone else)
Also the bottom doodle is a ref to my fic Blast From the Past (shameless plug)
2. Big inspo for my tfa shockwave and bee relationship is Wheeljack and Shockwave from CV. They don’t got much but what they do is hilarious, def one of my fav duos from that show (just Wheeljack being all buddy buddy while Shockwave is actively trying to kill him)
I'm wondering if you can write Cyberverse shockjack scenario with a mutual gun kink, something about Shockwave's little drone hand holding a pistol does something for me, let alone Shockwave's gun arm. Wheeljack seems the type to enjoy a showdown, no matter how down and dirty it gets :)
Primus, Wheeljack was such a slut sometimes. There he was, struggling against Shockwave's bondage while he was out, when Shockwave's babysitter like, half-a-limb hand comes to shut him up with a muzzle of a gun against his neck cables. He pauses, baring his denta. Was this hot to him? Yeah.
Shockwave was probably watching him have his little internal struggle, snickering to themselves, planning out what Wheeljack would be punished with for trying to get out of the cuffs.
The muzzle of the gun presses harder against his neck cables, the small scope pressing on his chin as he whines in quiet compliant. It definitely wasn't that he didn't like it.
Would Shockwave enjoy this? Watching Wheeljack try to move his hips in a way where he might get off with some luck, squirming against the restraints that had entwined along his body, maybe they'd find it. Hot. Or something.
Frag if he knows, the purple mech was such an enigma to him. If only he'd been left with a vibrator in between his thighs.