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Day seven of 30 Yaoi Headcannons

Clownzy cause I can.

Clown rarely takes off his mask so the limited few who have seen him with his mask off will always state that the confusing apart of his appearance is the small chuck of his hair dyed to Branzy's purple.

The reason for him having specifically Branzy's purple dyed in his hair is that he lost a bet with Branzy while they were making the Circus. Clown kept dyeing the section of hair after the bet term was over as he liked it and even after Branzy left Clown kept it in memory of Branzy.

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Day Twenty-Eight of 30 Yaoi headcannons

Nufleo cause I miss Nufuli

Before Parrot joined BAT, the team had little game nights once in a while if there wasn't a bounty to occupy them. Often the spies would join and use an object to identify themselves. Sometimes there might be a bet here and there. Nufuli and Leo were often joked as the only two who get paired up and actually might end up together. Hell even the spies joined in from time to time on the joke texting in the group chat. (BAT lore here. I want this to be cannon. plus it would be the only time Derap would be funny /joking)

I hc Nufuli to be a shulk creature and Leo has him saved as Nufu as a cute nickname for him on his phone while Leo is nicknamed wook cause the last part of his name (yes they are just cut versions of their names, but what can I say it fits their characters)

(2 more headcannons until the end of this routine I've put myself in. i like routines. end of rant)

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Day twenty of 30 Yaoi headcannons

Clownzy and angst in my opinion

Clown struggles with expressing his emotions properly and often comes out as monotone and expressionless. The mask he wears often covers his expressions, he isn't used to showing people what he was feeling.

Branzy oddly could read through Clown. Through and through, Clown was disturbed by this, but felt as if he could safely express his fears to Branzy.

A few times, Branzy has walked in on Clown just staring blankly at a wall and easily assured him whatever Clown was feeling was valid and helped him through it.

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Day Eight of 30 Yaoi Headcannons

Devious Duo. I don't ship them normally, but I have a cute headcannon for them.

Spoke is a void creature and he has a void form which is just him smaller and mute as void creatures don't have vocal cords in their void form as sound doesn't travel in the void.

When Mapicc and Spoke were on the run from the Mafia (like before they got attacked and cornered by the Mafia) they often just found and slept in caves. During the time they slept in those caves, Spoke often was in his void form so Mapicc got to cuddle Spoke as if he were a plushie and Spoke couldn't do anything about it or complain since he was mute in that form (not like he would since he enjoyed it too).

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Day Twenty-Six of 30 Yaoi headcannons

Tax duo and Mutiny duo aftermath

Wemmbu struggles with sleeping as I said in a past hc due to memories of Zam's behavior from the toxic relationship. The only reason she stayed in that toxic relationship is because she fears being alone despite everything she does she always does end up alone.

Once Egg had left and got stuck on the waitlist, Wemmbu knew she was going to be alone for a while. She started to pick fights to keep herself sane using that trick herself into thinking she wasn't alone. Most of her fights with Flame were to keep herself from breaking down due to her loneliness.

She misses Egg a lot. He had a white furred cat, she named Mini Egg, who she talks to at night sometimes, but someone found her base and killed the cat while raiding it. This just reminded her why she didn't make a base and have pets after Egg was on the waitlist.

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Day one of 30 Yaoi headcannons

KWW (Kenadian, Wifies, Wato) Evil Wifies (Evfies) is actually the Wifies we see in Unstable.

I'm saying that during the End Civ, Evfies had a snapping point (which was stated in the video that it was the moment Wifies didn't know if Parrot was alive) and he turned evil (in a sense). During the time span, Parrot thought Wifies was dead, the whole KWW plot happened then the rest of the Director plot happened.

All because Evfies wanted Parrot to be safe and his only (ew I hate writing possession)

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Day eleven of 30 Yaoi headcannons

(side note: I never realise how little I have to spell out 11)

Mutiny duo and a bit of Monarch.

Wemmbu doesn't like roses as it has the connotation of romance and love with her experience of toxic relationships *cough* Zam *cough*, so she has a distain to roses. Zam often gave her roses during their relationship and once the relationship was over, to her roses symbolized the love bombing Zam often did to keep him in the relationship.

During the newest episode Wemmbu posted, Minute has a garden in the end (because I said so) he noticed Wemmbu avoiding the roses, so he took the roses out of the garden while Wemmbu and him were teamed to get Baablu and his army out of The End.

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Day Nineteen of 30 Yaoi Headcannons

Parfies or odyssey duo. I don't care. This is mainly one-sided or I can be fancy and say unrequited (I loved my english teachers excluding my 6th grade one).

Right after Wifies revealed he was the director

BAT was allowed to leave, but Parrot was forced to stay with Wifies. They stayed in the house they built in the snowy forest (idk the actual biome). Parrot couldn't fly away since his wings were technically injured and haven't worked since he left his Lifesteal days behind, but despite knowing that fact Wifies still tied Parrot's wings with some ribbon that Parrot couldn't untie without help.