#cyinical

[robospunkcomics]

Productivity I have so many things to do today, but it’s already tomorrow.

[randomgermancupcake]

Thanks for all the hate messages! Here are my thoughts on “Frozen”:

It isn’t a bad movie, but GOD is it overrated. The soundtrack may be okay, BUT the plot is full of holes, The moral isn’t as good as everyone is praising, it’s difficult to take most scenes serious, Anna has like... NO character developement whatsoever and Elsa’s feels rushed at points and the soundtrack is pretty cool, but why is “Let it go” so hyped when it’s like... the worst one on the soundtrack??

[cynicscalendar]

Homicide- The slaying of one human being by another. There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he fell by one kind or another — the classification is for advantage of the lawyers.

The Devil's Dictionary

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Curiousity

Seek or avoid curiosity when and where needed. 

Avoid concerning yourself in matters and affairs that don't concern you or are best left unknown. For how little some people seem to know, they always seem to have a strong urge to know what is being kept from them. They cannot be left in the dark long once they see that something is being hidden from them (or is hiding from them). People don't appreciate being left out, that's why there are so many nosy people. Of course, these people are probably curious about their neighbors lives and secrets so that they can have gossip and make everyone else curious as to why they giggle so much.

Seek curiosity when something important is being hidden from you that could be useful, interesting,  or very depressing but good to know. Of course, this is similar to the type of curiosity you should avoid, but there is a noticeable difference. It's the difference between a nosy person who knows what they can live without and a person who knows a bit more truth about life (and may or may not wish they lived without it).

[cynicscalendar]

Railways

Avoid railways, whether lying across one for a rest or being tempted to tie someone else across one before your scheduled train arrives. If you wish to rid of someone, try walking away and forgetting about their existence  Once you see what they become after a train passes by, you'll never be able to forget them. Unless you are extremely absentminded or don't find railway accidents as traumatic as I do. In that case, I will not get in your way (for I will be running away from you). 

[jedimindfunk]

Hello there

I can't believe it. I can't believe I didn't see this coming. I felt it and knew all along, but denial is a potent supressor of reality. I have arrived at this unknown place, this unknown dimension, my destination is truly out of sight. Hello all my sin and demons, nice of you to materialize into my worst nightmares and syphon me down to my last life. I have no choice, they have will over me. Seems that they loaded, ready to do me dirty. Intensify my rage, intensify my sorrow, intensify my deepest and locked away emotions. Some how knew it was all there. Sanity where are you? Why are you so far? Am I no longer worthy of your company. Not even a speck of hope, or a hero? They world slows down, and time stopped to zero. Hello there. The deed has been done, my soul has been raped and ravaged. Body has gone lame, sprawled out lifeless on a cold surface. Searching desperately for equilibrium. Oh the pain, oh the suffering, newly defined, terrible. Fiber by fiber the linings of once was reality have been mangled. Where am I? Where are you taking me, what are you doing? Why have you marooned me in this new forsaken world? Dirty, filthy, naked and exposed. For all those dark moments, now you truly know me. The real me. Hello there.  I close my eyes, I close my world, I build walls, I build lies. This new world, i'm in. Everything has changed. I've become a stranger to my own skin, am I still a human being? Frail to the touch of existence. No words, no feeling, no one will know my horrors. I'm no longer a virgin to this twisted reality that you have shown me. I have no idea where to begin. How am I supposed to live, how am I supposed to exist. When all of my worst dreams have gone away with the fog and mist. I know you are there, I know you will always will be. I get up, pick up my damaged crippled remains. I face you again. Hello there.  *Note This is just me describing a senario in my head. I'm perfectly fine right now, sorta. We all had this feeling before right? I can't be alone in this. I just really wanted to try to write something dark for a change. I like it...* 

[scotlandyardigans]

I need to stop gaming