#cynicalmoderate

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frosty-witch replied to your post: You know what’s difficult to do in heels? Squat...

you’re like HURP I’M GONAN FALL OK HERE WE GO NOPE LET’S TRY IT AGAIN OH…OOHHH….OOHHH I GOT IT OK WE’RE GOOD. now how do i get back up

Seriously! It totally throws your sense of space off. You end up being in there thinking 'wtf, I should have hit the seat by no- opf! there it is'. It's ridiculous.

cynicalmoderate replied to your post: You know what’s difficult to do in heels? Squat...

Tell me about it.

mmhmm, tell me about it gurl.

allthoselostsocks replied to your post: You know what’s difficult to do in heels? Squat...

Literally.

I realized what that last sentence said and thought the same myself, lol. Oh subconscious, you're awesome. 

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cynicalmoderate replied to your post: I’m a badass, I trim my nails with scissors.

I use a butter knife.

Shut up, you're just a hardass.

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cynicalmoderate replied to your post: So, I’m doing something I don’t think I’ve ever...

Are you writing that domestic abuse AU?

No, it's a different one where Steve has gone through and dated all their high school friends over the years, and after each breakup, Tony is always there to comfort him. And poor Tony just has the biggest crush on him, but doesn't have the courage to tell him.

(I have plot notes hidden away for that other one, shhhhhh)

congratsonyourcontinuity replied to your post: So, I’m doing something I don’t think I’ve ever...

I’m game.

Most excellent. Do you Skype? We should Skype some time.

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Oh. It's on Paul

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cynicalmoderate replied to your post: cynicalmoderate replied to...

Fine. *sigh* We’ll make a game of Twister. With blackjack, and hookers.

... New plan, I need you to find a way to turn me into a zombie, cause I want to part take in that action.

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cynicalmoderate replied to your post: cynicalmoderate replied to your post: So at some...

Pole-dancing with your corpse - on it.

That will be difficult seeing as rigor will have passed by then... Should be interesting none the less!

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cynicalmoderate replied to your post: So at some point after the thunderstorm that woke...

Salt and burn your computer - got it.

I don't even remember what you were supposed to do, but I know it wasn't that. My wifey gets my computer, cause of reasons... Your job can be to make sure my funeral is entertaining.

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PAUL!

(I see you)