Not Lingerie
Taehyung x reader
fluff, semi-smut
suggestive language - but no actual sex
1171 words
In which your boyfriend keeps his tradition of giving you unique holiday presents.
You sighed as you folded your laundry. It's been nine months since you and your boyfriend moved in together, and you designated yourself as the person who did the laundry. Taehyung had habits of flipping his clothes inside out when he took them off and not separating the light clothes from the dark clothes. You didn't know that you would be annoyed at his habits enough to be the sole person to do the laundry. In exchange, he was in charge of cleaning the cat's litter box.
You smiled fondly as you folded a pair of Taehyung's boxer briefs. His butt always looked so cute in them. You set them aside to fold another article of clothing.
You absentmindedly grabbed one of your own panties but blushed when you realized what it was. It was tomato red with metallic gold letters spelling "NAUGHTY" across the butt. You quickly folded it and placed it on your pile of folded clothes. You hadn't bought this ridiculous choice of underwear yourself. Taehyung thought it was funny and got it for you. What he was doing in a Victoria's Secret without you was a question you didn't want to know the answer to. You were rather conservative in your underwear color choices, generally opting for nude or black underwear. To Taehyung's pleasure, you were at least bold in your panty styles, such as the occasional racy thong.
It hadn't taken him very long to discover that your underwear colors were rather plain. For some reason, it had bothered him. He'd told you that you were too special to have such boring colors, and insisted that you wear something "more fun" sometimes. You had wondered at the time if he was turned off by your style of clothes as well, since you tended to dress in neutral colors and simple styles. You'd laughed it off to him, and told him that you'd wear anything he bought you, since you couldn't be bothered with shopping exclusively for "fun" panties. If only you'd know that he would take what you had said very seriously.
It was less than two weeks away from Valentine's Day, and you hadn't received your holiday underwear from Taehyung yet. You knew that the gift should be on its way, since he never forgot it. Ever since you two got together, he would get you an embarrassing panty relating to whatever upcoming major holiday. If he couldn't find one, he'd get you a panty of that holiday's color. His gift choices were indicators to you that you should start wearing more lace, since he seemed to pick those often. It would be your second-year anniversary this March; and thus you've accumulated many of his unique presents.
You finished the laundry and checked the time. It was about time that he came home. He should've finished work an hour ago, and traffic couldn't be that terrible today. You were bored, and missed him. He's been your boyfriend for almost two years, but yet you two still seemed to be in the honeymoon phase. Despite seeing each other every day, you two still couldn't get wait until the next time you could hold each other. You decided to call him.
"Hey babe, what's up?"
"When are you going to come home? I thought we were gonna make pizzas together."
"Oh shoot. Sorry. Valentine's Day is coming up soon, so I was getting you a little gift," singsonged 'little gift.' "I think you're gonna like this one. I spent like, thirty minutes deciding which one to get."
"Do you want me to wear it on Valentine's Day?" You smirked, "Most women wear lingerie for their boyfriends on Valentine's, but you want me to wear some silly panty that has some sexual innuendo across the butt?"
"What do you mean? You've never worn sexy lingerie on Valentine's before!" his voice was slightly whiny, but you knew that he was just being playful.
"We've only had one Valentine's together, Taehyung."
"Yeah, and you didn't wear sexy lingerie then."
"Why don't you get me the sexy lingerie? Lingerie is extremely expensive for something that's going to get taken off anyway." You rolled your eyes.
He let out a low whistle. "Sexy, sexy. Fine, I'll get you lingerie for Valentine's, since you're so horny." You blushed.
"I'm not. So you don't have to get me anymore underwear, please and thank you."
"I love you too, baby. See you soon. Bye-bye." He hung up before you could even say bye.
What were you going to do with this man? You chuckled and prepared dinner. Before you knew it, you heard Taehyung's key jiggle through the lock before he opened the door.
"Welcome home, Taehyung." You greeted him with a hug and a peck on his mouth.
"Hmmm. Hey, babe," he hummed as you hugged him. "What are you making? I'm starving."
"Pasta, but with spaghetti squash instead of pasta noodles. I have to think of creative ways for you to eat vegetables."
"Aw, thanks for thinking of me," he chuckled. He held up a small pink shopping bag to you. "Oh, I got a little gift for you. You can open it now!"
"I have a feeling that I know what it is..." you mumbled as you took the gift from him and set it on the kitchen counter.
"Open it!" He made his way to the opposite side of the counter. "I want to see you to see it!" He sounded too excited for you to ignore the gift.
"Okay. Thank you for the underwear." You sounded sweet and genuine, not sarcastic at all. You carefully pushed around the pink tissue paper in the bag to find the small item. You fingers felt cloth and you pulled it out of its wrapping slowly while looking at Taehyung. He looked excited - his eyes were wide, watching your hands, and his lips were slightly parted. You looked down at the gift.
"Thank you. I don't have a lot of underwear like this. I'll add it to my collection." You held up the panty with both hands. It was made of a see-through mesh material in a light pink color. There weren't any words on it, like he usually sought out, but it had small red hearts all over it.
"Isn't it cute?" He smiled his boxy smile. "And it's see-through, so I'll see your cute butt!"
"You're such a bad boy!" you teased.
"You mean, I keep our love life interesting." He wiggled his eyebrows. "Call me Cupid."
"You're such a dork." You stuck your tongue out at him.
"I love you too." He grinned at you.
"I guess I love you." You rolled your eyes sarcastically but leaned across the counter to kiss him.
"I love you. Happy early Valentine's Day." He said quietly before you kissed him. He cupped your cheek in his warm hand and you leaned into it.
“Wait until Valentine’s Day for the real gift.” His eyes were dark and seductive. He raised his eyebrows once suggestively.
HO NOTE: I wanted to write this for a different member but I felt like Taehyung would do something like this the most out of BTS. Like, can you see Jin or Jimin give holiday-themed underwear to his girlfriend?