#cyradis

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Cyradis: Destiny is calling you.

Garion: I wish Destiny would lose my number.

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Eriond: If you water water, it grows.

Zakath: What.

Cyradis: He’s got a point.

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Cyradis: So… you like… cats?

Zakath: Oh, I love them, actually.

Cyradis, trying to impress him: *pushes her drink off the table*

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Zakath: I have feelings for you.

Cyradis: I have feelings for you!

Narrator: The feeling was friendship, but neither had ever experienced it.

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Cyradis: I don't know how to tell you this... but you're in love with me.

Zakath: (sudden realisation that he does, in fact, have emotions)

Zakath: I mean you're not wrong-

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Zakath: Say whatever the fuck you want to me! Nothing would even hurt me at this point. Face me, coward! Cyradi-

Cyradis: I love you.

Zakath, clenching his chest, on the verge of tears: ……W-what the f-fuck was that? *starts sobbing*

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Zakath: Every time you talk I get this warm, fuzzy feeling inside of me.

Zakath: It’s really nice, but it's bothering me, so please stop.

Cyradis: Warm, fuzzy feeling...? Oh my god... Your Imperial Majesty... Do you have feelings for me?

Zakath: What the fuck is a feeling

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Cyradis: Zakath is actually a very nice person underneath all the parts of him that everyone hates.