she can’t help herself, Holga sees a halfling man who loves potatoes and she’s goin’ in for the kill

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she can’t help herself, Holga sees a halfling man who loves potatoes and she’s goin’ in for the kill
If we ever get another D&D movie and have some actual play peeps cameo in it, I would want Brennan, Aabria, and Matt cast as “trio/quartet (if we could get Jasmine too) of arguing wizards”, and anyone who’s seen the Game Masters of Exandria Roundtable immediately understands what I mean.
Brennan would probably be interrogating some nonsensical illogic surrounding the behavior of a person and/or organization, which, on a Doylist level would be him examining the worldbuilding.
Aabria would be starting BEEF.
Matt would be exasperatedly trying to mediate and deescalate.
For some reason, the dnd:hat movie has been living rent-free in my head for over a week. Xenk is just rattling around in there right now, having a long talk with Kira about morality, mortality, personal sacrifice, and being a child who saw the Beckoning Death unleashed on their home.
I feel like Xenk would have a lot to say that Kira needs to hear, and be a good listener for the things Kira needs to talk about that she can't tell her dad or Holga. He'd probably benefit from talking to her, too. Kira almost experienced the same tragedy he did when he was her age. It would be cathartic for him to help her through that, knowing he helped save her from ever experiencing what he went through
I really liked Dungeons and Dragons: honor among thieves but I did wish that Doric looked a smidge more Tiefling like
Critics can complain all they want but what was the real biggest problem with D&D: HONOR AMONG THIEVES?
Jack black and Vin Diesel weren’t in it
Fat Dragon my beloved didn’t have enough screen time
The end credits scene didn’t feature the cast in normal clothes around a table
It was TOO good and therefore has to be a psyop somehow
Hollywood we demand you not infringe upon Chris Pine’s natural gray dilf hair
watched honor among thieves. mother called xenk 'pretty boy' three times
CONGRATS TO DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES FOR THEIR HUGO WIN!!!
D&D: Honor Among Thieves is really good but also there are a lot of hot people