#d-clussie

[snickering-doodles]

Have you ever been pondering Ring 3 but forgot who was based and who was cringe? Well forget no more cause I made a chart breaking down who was on what side of the coup, who killed who, and in what order!

[marinebiologyshitposts]

there seems to be some confusion about this. marine biology is my intellectual property, and mine alone. all of my headcanons are 100% legitimate, where as yours are all laughably fake. there is no room for interpretation whatsoever in marine biology. not even a little bit. to claim otherwise is heresy, and also in violation of my legal rights as an artist. i hope this clears things up.

[quixzel]

hussie: comes back to tumblr

everyone:

[calware]

[april132009]

hussie fiasco 2021

[intro] you look away from the homestuck fandom for ten minutes...

[verse 1]

cooler than me, karkalicious

fight hussie against his wishes

call out all the shit he’s done

claiming rights for everyone

spam dirk and jake pesterlogs

and all of the friend-shaped frogs

leprechaun romance

aranea and kankri rants

[verse 2]

pesterlogs and memos too

mimicking words from andrew

copypastas, paragraphs

revenge and pokémon raps

info about hussies lies

people that self-advertise

SCP, bard of rage

recite homestuck’s every page

[chorus]

you can’t fight the homestucks

tumblr crashed and burned when he made his return

you can’t fight the homestucks

the notes start to rocket and we just can’t stop it

[verse 3]

next up was open RPs

destroy devices with ease

how do i live without you

defending him is taboo

links to wikipedia

here we go, mamma mia

making posts about the notes,

neck gaiter around his throat

[verse 4]

wedded to the characters

using uwu-ifyers

several discord links in chat

owner commanderkarkat

that was only the first half

then the jars made their attack

hussie jar, jarpocalypse

say goodbye, huss of lips

[chorus]

you can’t fight the homestucks

tumblr crashed and burned when he made his return

you can’t fight the homestucks

the notes start to rocket and we just can’t stop it

[verse 5]

delete your homestuck avatar

characters inside a jar

sexy kan i, two trucks too

hussie just reblogged from you

broadwaystuck, bee movie

spamming caliborn kinnie

HP script, falsettos

what if we kissed in hussies notes 😳

[verse 6]

your fav hates hussie flag

non-spammers are getting mad

my immortal

piss kink

shrek recital, jar jar binks

every homestuck right is ours

mod dave kinda spittin bars

homestucks going apeshit

christian HP fanfic

[chorus]

you can’t fight the homestucks

tumblr crashed and burned when he made his return

you can’t fight the homestucks

the notes start to rocket and we just can’t stop it

[verse 7]

troll romance, typing quirks

danganronpa characters

never-ending playlist

other fandom fanfics

jar the notes, make some memes

hussies getting bullied

eggman announcement

spamming him with hivebent

[verse 8]

oppa toby style vid

d-clussie compilation

simps are calling hussie hot

did tumblr fandom just reblog

[chorus]

you can’t fight the homestucks

tumblr crashed and burned when he made his return

you can’t fight the homestucks

the notes start to rocket and we just can’t stop it

[verse 9]

clown paint all over his face

“AN INSULT TO THE HUMAN RACE”

throw in kankrilicious

the ratio’s hilarious

homestuck copypasta thot

d-clussie harassment bot

our headcanons are legit

hope this clears things up for him

[verse 10]

homestuckungpowpenis

please block me you won’t be missed

spamming direct messages

declare independence

spamming hussie with a horse

make him feel utter remorse

there seems to be confusion here

hiveswap took three fucking years!!!

[chorus]

you can’t fight the homestucks

tumblr crashed and burned when he made his return

you can’t fight the homestucks

and though we’ve slowed down, we will still spam on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

you can’t fight the homestucks

tumblr crashed and burned when he made his return

you can’t fight the homestucks

the notes start to rocket and we just can’t stop it

you can’t fight the homestucks

tumblr crashed and burned when he made his return

you can’t fight the homestucks

the notes start to rocket and we just can’t stop it

[turntechgodbeheaded]

i am milking this post for the funniest bits

[ratboy]

if we actually manage to bully h*ssie off of this website that achievement should be up there with John green's cock monologue

[daveedulce]

*uses my inherent superiority to canonize every homestuck character having a mullet*