Mar 28, 2020
👏 + darcy and... bill
clap for headcanons || darcy
1. the whole calling her butthole thing isn’t a joke. in darcy’s mind, that is truly her name.
2. because from the moment that he picked up that half-feathered little clump of cuteness, darcy’s first thought was damn this thing is as ugly as my asshole.
3. yes, darcy is a little hurt that little butthole imprinted on bas rather than him, but he isn’t bitter about it. he’s very proud of the way that bas has raised his pseudo-daughter.
4. the goose tattoo that darcy has placed on his left bicep is in butthole’s honor, thanks to bas.
5. darcy purchased two, goose safe ankle bands to act as wedding rings for butthole and her husband, left toe.