people with ADHD are so fun to do omo stuff with…
they won’t even realize they they have to piss until they have to go so bad that even waiting five minutes wouldn’t even cut it close. they’ll be so preoccupied, but you’ll see the signs. the way they start bouncing their leg, maybe even crossing them together, their staggered breath, their hasty movements, the way they start fidgeting with their pants. it’s all so fucking obvious and it doesn’t even register to them. they’ll keep drinking their energy drink (my love is addicted to caffeine) or drinking their water and it won’t even cross their mind that that their bladder is so desperately full of piss. oh, and when they do notice? don’t even get me started. their wide eyes, their sudden quick glances, looking for a restroom, looking for relief. their wincing, their whimpers, it’s all so cute. i always act sympathetic, but god i just want to tie them to a chair, legs spread wide, and teasing them until they lose control, leaking all over themselves in between sobs. all of this? so suddenly too. “i can’t believe you didn’t notice love. you’re a full grown adult. don’t you know how fucking pathetic you look? your pants are drenched and all you can do is cry. you beautiful, pathetic little toy.”
