just obliterated my fantastic husband w the strap and now i'm making him a reward milkshake
how's ur night goin
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just obliterated my fantastic husband w the strap and now i'm making him a reward milkshake
how's ur night goin
So I saw Anora two days ago and can't get this epilogue out of my head so just imagine this, directly following the end of the movie....
So Igor holds Anora in the car until she stops crying
then finally she gets up and then gets out of the car with a flippant joke about him zipping his dick back in "pervert"
then she takes a few steps back towards the house and then turns back and goes "well? Are you coming?"
So he goes from scrambling to zip up his pants to scrambling out of the car and following her inside
and then they go into the living room and her sister is there w her boyfriend sitting on the couch and shes just like "hey there's some lasagna in the kitchen"
so he follows anora into the kitchen (he'd follow her anywhere) and they get lasagna and they go to join her sister and her bf in the living room to watch the movie and they're cuddled on one side of the 3 seater and anora sits against the other arms so there's space in between but it'd be tight so he sits in the arm chair next to the couch
and they eat their food and are watching and he's super aware of her but definitely NOT looking at her (okay but only from the corner of his eye and she DEFINITELY cannot tell)
at some point she lets out a frustrated sigh and stands up and comes to sit in his lap and cuddles into him
eventually she falls asleep there, with her head curled under his chin, and she stays like that for a long time
he considers asking her sister for a throw blanket but then they get up and go into one of the two bedrooms down the hall
He waits a while longer, just holding her. Shes safe. And she's in his arms.
If you had asked him what he expected from being 30 three days ago, it definitely would not be this. But this, this is so much better.
He stands up and takes her to her room and sets her down in her bed and he moves her hair out of her face and just gazes at her for a second
He moves to leave but she groggily reaches out her arm and says "stay"
so he kicks off his shoes, climbs into bed, and just holds her while they sleep.
and she actually sleeps through the night instead of getting up to work (at some point he woke up to piss and he gently pushed her to ask and she was not pleased about the disruption because she "needs some fuckin rest after the last 48hours")
they wake up the next day at like noon (early for her, late for him)
So they wake up and just look at each other for a moment and then he asks "may I kiss you?" And she says "but I have morning breath" and he says "may I kiss you?" And she says "you have morning breath" and he says "may I kiss you?" And she nods, not breaking eye contact but clearly a little bashful at the vulnerability
and theyre kissing and then they're making out and at some point he pulls away and moves to just hold her and shes like "do you...not want to?"
And he goes "I want to, we just don't have to. I'm happy like this." and he cuddles her closer
and she smiles to herself and hides he face into his chest for a moment
but then she moves to straddle him and goes "what if I want to?" And he goes "whatever you want" in the tone that says 'you can have whatever you want and we never have to do anything you don't want' and seeing the sentiment echoed in his eyes has her kissing him with all she's worth (which a lot in his estimation)
and then theyre getting all hot and heavy and she takes off his shirt and moves to take off his pants
when she realizes he's still wearing his jeans so of course she gives him shit for that (but he wasn't going to climb into her bed in his underwear without her go ahead so he just takes her teasing)
and they laugh together as they keep making out and shedding clothes and then she moves to touch him (like she did in the car, but this time it was about him)
He stops her and he asks if he can do something
and she says sure
so he flips them so she's on her back (she knew he was strong, he threw her around a whole bunch not two days ago, but it was different to have him move her like that....it did it for her honestly)
he moves to go eat her out and she starts to stammer that he doesn't need to do that and he says "what if I want to"
like she said before
and then he goes at it for a nice long time
And he makes her cum
like HARD
and so shes like "I finished," meaning to say 'okay cool now im taken care of so over to fucking so you can get off' (that's just how sex works, right) and hes like "who said i am?"
And then keeps at it, making her orgasm a few more times before he even lets her touch his dick
(she can't even recall the last time a guy she was with got her off)
so she's like on cloud nine when she's finally like "stop stop"
he pulls back IMMEDIATELY and asks if she's okay and if he did something wrong
she says no, she's just over sensitive and then next time she cums she would really like if he was inside her
so then he smiles and moves up her body, kissing her along the way, to get into position
and he kisses her (she loves the taste of herself on him) and then asks if she has a condom
she says she does "but....also....we don't need to use one of you don't want to"
hes very confused
so she gets nervous and starts to ramble about how she always ALWAYS uses protection w clients and she gets tested all the time and knows shes clean (to which he says "me too") and she has an iud but its also totally cool if he wants one because she has been w a lot of partners (bc she assumes he doesn't bc of a judgement for her profession)
meanwhile hes just confused bc it didnt even ocurr to him she may want that
so he asks what she wants and she says no condom (which is kinda the biggest display of trust and intimacy she has bc she is METICULOUS about protection) (even w Ivan who, she was seeing exclusively for what is a long time in her book, she always made him use a condom)
so then they have sex
and he hits a smooth slow wave of a rhythm that really works for her
and he uses one hand to support himself over her and his other to rub her clit
and he just keeps looking at her
and the eye contact and the intimacy are too much and she cums
She cums a lot
and only then does he finally start to lose his rhythm until he's moaning into her neck as he cums
And then he rolls off her and she must be the sappiest bitch in Brooklyn because she misses having him inside her
And then he is just lying next to her breathing heavily for a moment before he quickly gets up and puts on his pants and walks out
and she feels like she must have whiplash bc they were just so intimate (more intimate than she's been with a guy in.... god she doesn't want to think of how long it's been like this)
and he's just gone
like every other guy
maybe this was all just a good fuck to him
Maybe he saw the opportunity to fuck the sex worker, knew it'd be a good time, and now he was done
she's working herself up, even though a whispering voice in the back of her mind kept saying he couldn't have gone far without shoes....or a shirt....or his phone and car keya....
by the time he comes back and shes convinced herself that he was using her and she shouldn't have let him in or trusted him or slept in his arms all night
So she starts to yell at him, which she certainly has a talent for
At first he's confused but he slowly approaches her and sits on the edge of the bed
and he looks down at his hand and then at her, asking for permission
and only then she realizes he came back with a glass of water and a warm damp towel - to clean her up, she realizes as he gently and methodically starts to clean her thighs
she sips at the cool water he handed her as she watches him slowly tend to her
then he sets the towel and glass down (after taking a sip himself... somehow his swallow was a turn on? What is happening to her?)
and he takes is jeans back off and climbs back into the bed and pulls the covers up over them and pulls her to his chest until they both fall back to asleep.
Later he drives her to work at the strip club, kisses her goodbye, and says he'll pick her up later.
As he watches her walk into HQ he can't help but think how much his grandmother is going to love her.
mmm the insides of my thighs are just so soft. it’s a shame that i don’t have a strong dom to suck hickies into them leading up to my aching cunt!
I’d love to fuck an angel.. sweet shy thing covered in feathers.. so pure and holy. I’d love to lay him down on a nice soft bed and just gently rub his soft wings, kissing along them as I tell him how beautiful he is.. so nervous and sweet. Reassuring him that it’s alright to just let himself feel nice and that he deserves to feel good… that he isn’t evil or bad for wanting to feel that… taking everything nice and slow… just helping him relax. Hearing him whimper as I start to eat him out.. gently holding his hand the entire time.. stopping occasionally to kiss his beautiful thighs. Absolutely adorable 🖤
Invisimech Smut headcanons b/c why tf not
Visi was absolutely lying about being the "peg-er." She might be a little bit of a switch but she 100% subs for Robert.
Robert loves to tease her about this whenever he can ever since the first time they had sex
Robert was super vanilla before meeting Visi and it feels like he's barely keeping up with her freak most days (she thinks he's doing great)
Robert's weirdly good at giving oral and it's become the carrot on a stick he can use to get Visi to do literally anything he wants her to
Visi's a major masochist and generally loves it when Robert's rough with her but at the same time still wants to be praised
Visi loves being tied up to the point she's completely immobile, and Robert discovered as part of his time with Visi that he also really likes having her completely at his mercy
Visi will jump at any opportunity to get Robert off because in her mind he deserves every second of pleasure she gives him because of how good he is to her
Robert loves making Visi cum as many times as he can because he loves watching her brain unravel in real time (and also he likes making her feel good in general)
Robert's lost count of the amount of times Visi's described a kink or session idea to him and he's just gone "you want me to do what to you-?" (he always ends up doing it though because he knows she'll have the time of her life)
Visi loves to joke that she's corrupted Robert because despite starting off vanilla he actually really likes being a dom now and has actually surprised Visi with the ideas he's come up with a couple times
They have an entire system for making sure Beef doesn't witness any of the shit they get up to because they both agree it's just too weird
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1. describe a date you’d like to go on.
2. whats something a femme could wear that would undo you instantly?
3. one of your favorite positions?
4. do you prefer to spoil or be spoiled?
5. what would you do if a femme tried to top you?
6. do you get possessive or jealous?
7. lights on or off?
8. favorite form of aftercare?
9. favorite color?
10. what’s a detail from a real encounter that lives in your head rent free?
11. what’s one thing you wish people knew more about you?
12. describe a kink youre curious about but havent explored fully
13. celebrity crush? fictional crush?
14. favorite tv show?
15. how do you like to spend a day with friends?
16. what music feels like your inner world?
17. what do you long for after a day of work?
18. what kind of girl do you dream about at night?
19. what’s the first thing you notice when you undress someone?
20. how do you reward a good girl?
21. favorite kind of physical touch to give and receive.
22. love language?
23. what makes you feel loved and cared for the most.
24. if someone brought you a snack at work, what would make you wife them on the spot?
25. how do you act when you have a crush?
26. what’s your go to date outfit?
27. morning sex or evening sex?
28. whats your signature sex move? give it a silly name.
29. what are some red flags you look out for in a relationship?
30. do you have any toxic traits?
I think the most annoying genre of porn to me is massage porn. Like 98% of it is just some guy fucking someone on a table. Excuse me but that's not the point! Most massage porn shouldn't even have penetration—fingers are fine, and maybe a toy/vibrator/dildo, but that's it. And don't even get me started on when the masseur/se is literally just groping them, not trying to give them a massage. If the person being massaged ends up in anything even resembling an uncomfortable or strenuous position, or if they end up having to move at all (not including being positioned), you've missed the point imo.
good boys deserve to get fucked until their brain and body are numb. don't wait, fuck your good boy stupid today!!!!!!