So… I finally watched “I infiltrated the Minecraft Mafia” by Spoke and uhmmmmmmm i have thoughts for sure.
Spoilers!!!
im not about to talk about all almost four hours of footage BUT i will talk about some momentsssss (i should rlly start taking notes while watching these huh… welp, next time!)
The whole plan was a fucking mess omd— the whole thing started with them trying (and succeeding) to save Mappic yeah? so that would have NEVER happened as cleanly as it did if it wasn’t for Minute. I have to make that very clear
Minute clocked them from the second they came in and my God he has infinite amount of aura (im his d1 glazer guys.) and yk what he did? HE HELPED. WITHOUT EVEN BEING ASKED TO DO SO OMG HES THE GOAT
Them successfully saving Mappic made me realize that Ash is… overlooking a lot of things. Possibly bc of arrogance? Immmm not sure
The guy seems so confident that he’ll achieve his goals in destroying the server but if he’s not paying attention to the small details then he’s bound to fail i fear. Mappic escaping that easily, Ash not realizing his people aren’t so loyal to the cause (and not that fearful of death.. well more specifically Minute) like boy you’re getting betrayed in front of your eyes and what?? you just act like its a non issue? The first time the guys didnt kill Planet I would have immediately slimed all of them out. Yet for SOME reason Ash decided to give Spoke another chance?? Highkey made me disappointed in him as the big bad guy like there is NO way someone this easy to trick managed to do so much on his own I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE THINKING THIS??
But honestly he is hella funny.. he has Clown’s balls and… Zam’s…. something…. Seriously why is he like this. Does loneliness really makes a person this delusional or what 😭
Because Ash IS lonely.. right?? Im not misunderstanding his character here am i.. like yes hes evil and unhinged and literally sent Spoke to kill someone completely harmless— which.. was.. so so SO SAD HELLO?? You will forever be remembered Rose 😞 but anyway with all that in mind he is STILL giving huge lonely loser vibes
Either that or im being biased bc its Ash LMAO idfk
I actually wonder whats the purpose of them being invis… like you can still make them do all the shit that they’re doing as long as they throw a pearl and shit right? Is the invis to make their lives harder or something.. Honestly the only reason Spoke and the killsquad (im calling them that bc Mappic called them that) managed to do the shit they did was bc they were invis… i feel like the concept of an invis mafia is only good in concept bc it would be SO easy to infiltrate bruh
ALSO can Ash wear some fucking armor that guy is an easy drop and im absolutely outraged no one cut him off mid evil speech to slime his ass with like one fucking hit. Every time I saw the guy naked in front of them ive just been thinking “he looks so fucking killable” Mappic was the only one who had a similar train of thought 😭😭
But wtver for the plot ig but ANYWAY
Allllll of that aside. Hell the entire thing aside… i have ONE thing im very very confused about still. Clownpierce.
Wtf is he doing in the mafia?
No like srsly… Was he cornered and forced to join…? I get that his whole thing is like survival and bla bla so the only thing that makes sense to me is that he was cornered by like… all the diamond players and was just forced to join— speaking of trim colors why was he a gold player? i would have thought he’d be a diamond player… and is he truly in the mafia or just like… an ally… like yk someone outside of the mafia but still works with them sometimes? Idfk and its so confusing to me like why would this guy even be in there…
Which brings me back to my other question— WHERE DID THE MACE HE GOT FROM WEMMBU GO?? WHY DID HE SEND FLAME TO GET ANOTHER ONE?? odhsid im so confused about Clown bro can this guy like go back to aura farming in a castle and frolicking with Branzy and Ferre or something 😭 (Guys I love Clown i promise.. i just have no idea whats going on with him)
Okay back to glazing Minute bc i really love him 😇
I CHEERED SOOO HARD AT THAT LAST BATTLE BC I KNEWWWWW IT WAS MINUTE LIKE NO WAY IT WASNT BRO
when he started macing Spoke tho i got nervous like what was bro doing BUT it was fine i think at some point he was missing on purpose tbh but when Spoke’s identity was revealed and Ash threw his little tantrum and wtver and he was like “alr diamond player go kill em” like he was sending his dog or something and Minute just looked at him then started potting BRO I LITERALLY GOT UP AND JUMPED AROUND WITH JOY like idec they didnt kill the guy i knew he wasnt gonna die in this episode bc Parrot allegedly goes to war with the invis mafia next episode or wtver idrk what thats all about BRO
I love Minute sm i desperately need to see more of him I hope he can leave the mafia without facing the consequences of turning on Ash last minute… GULP
Im rlly sorry for all the jumbled shit im writing its 8 am and i havent slept and like im lowkey sick and im just excited to be back bc ive been too busy to watch Uu and like idk just a lot of things happening lmao
ONE more thing— Rose and her brother.. im so scared I just know shes gonna haunt Spoke forever bro… AND WHAT WAS THAT AT THE END?? WHERE DID THEY TAKE THE BROTHER??
Also was said brother SPOKE’s brother? im making a crazy assumption bc the way he speaks really resembles Spoke and its actually pretty cute lol but thats not all that relevant im just curious
ANYWAY im scared for Spoke and Mappic bruh ive been seeing some concerning CONCERNING fanart and tiktoks but i dont really have context so im just dreading future episodes— im still far away but i just dread the recent episodes anyway..
Im trying to thinkkkk what elseee what else did i not talk about.. i honestly have no ideaaaa
If you wanna know my thoughts about a specific thing from this episode ig you can just ask lol im always happy to ramble about uu bs
OH WAIT!! Mappic trying to set Spoke’s morals straight made me happy.. im not really the most morally righteous person (regarding fiction lol) but just something about seeing a friend being concerned about their friend and trying to keep them on the righht path so they dont lose sight of whats really important and they dont lose themself is very precious to me honestly also Planet and Leo flying in as Mappic was talking about how Spoke isnt alone and how he has ppl by his side who care about him really made me EXTREMELY happy. Spoke definitely needs someone by his side to remind him of whats important and allat otherwise he would definitelyyyyyyy straaayyyy away and do some shit
I think that was it honestly anything else i wanna say about this episode is mostly about the funny shit that i liked soooo yeaaaah idk