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[emiko-matsui]

"the seven are perfect" this "the seven can do no wrong" that NO the seven are insufferable and it is their god given right as a teenage girl group

[d20brainrot]

I love the fact that Gorgug is "Zelda's weird boyfriend" to the Seven Maidens and Zelda is "Gorgug's weird girlfriend" to the Bad Kids

[emiko-matsui]

sam's unprompted contempt for gorgug is so fucking funny SO fucking funny imagine being best friends with a girl who's dating an international rockstar (going strong for 3 years) who straight up will sell out on thong merch with his name on it but gets so distressed at the thought of someone thinking he cheats on her he breaks down and you never refer to him as anything other than "your weird boyfriend" sam is either in love with zelda or fucking insane because ma'am

[emiko-matsui]

introducing the new dimension 20 season: the seven!! starring

zelda donovan

riz's babysitter

aelwyn's gf

girl who lives at 42069

buff orc woman my beloved

d20's classic stoner druid

aabria iyengar

[d20brainrot]

baron from the baronies haunts us all

Aabria: You said mirrors and the Baronies and I got concerned.

also who knew hearing erika say "romænce partner" was gonna be everything

Persephone: I swear to god, if a romance partner comes, I'ma leave.

Erika(in Baron voice): A "romance partner."

[emiko-matsui]

Antiope: god elmville is so fucked up. how do you cope with it

Riz: uhm, i drink a lot of coffee

Antiope: oh cool cool. i kill dragons

Riz: oh yeah no i do that too

[d20brainrot]

some of the impactful lines in "the seven"

Holly(to Yelle): A heart that is dedicated to speak only for the voiceless may struggle from time to time to speak for itself. There is no great cause of justice in acknowledging that you are a creature of the forest with a heart who may from time to time be lonely.

Katja: Someone has to want to stay.

Corsica(to Antiope): Maybe for you it's not about stepping out of line or stepping into line. Maybe you're supposed to be the one calling the line to attention.

Jawbone(to Penny): Maybe like, in your life you've never had to choose because you could always just try harder to keep every single plate spinning. And maybe as you approach adulthood, something is coming that might actually mean something gets dropped.

Sam(about Penelope): It's strange to have a space that she occupied and not have her in it, because she always filled the space, to the point it was overwhelming.

Zelda(to Sam): It's fucked up that grownups change. Like, I mean that, it's fucked up that they change. It's weird when you realize that like, the people who have always looked the same and been the same and you've been getting older and taller and learning more, and then they, and something of theirs breaks, it's like fucked up.

[emiko-matsui]

katja cleaver would love my brother my brother and me