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「sms: ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴜɴᴅᴇʀ 🍫⚡️」: I owe you at least one steakburger.
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[ sᴍs sᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ: sᴜᴘᴇʀɴᴏᴠᴀ💫🌟💥 ] ↪ at this point… i think I owe you at least 50 steakburgers. ↪ i’ll add bubble tea to the deal.↪ maybe even a chocolate bar. ↪ so come to me when you’re extra starved. ALL 50 burgers or no deal.
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♪: Two songs that are my muse’s guilty pleasure
this took a minute, but i’d say the best time he turns on music to let say, ‘act like the complete idiot’ while revisiting his guilty pleasures, is usually in the shower or at a karoke/norebang setting. however, that’s usually not the case since danny rarely has time for himself, so most days, he’s in the shower, lip-syncing to … and no judging. when i think of DJ, the song that fits him the most and would be his guilty pleasure is ladies’ choice performed by zac efron because when you listen to the suggestive lyrics, he’d have a crack at it. could see him go c r a z y, since he considers himself the shit.
danny, on the other hand, is literally a goof ball and your very own annoying little brother you wish you never had, so when two combines, his guilty pleasure would have to be pocketful of sunshine by natasha bedingfield. sorry NOT SORRY. just imagine this boy running, skipping, and dancing while belting the chorus everywhere. anything that puts him a good mood, he will love.
Rosalynn and Deej~!
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ROSALYNN AND DEEJ ( with added DJ responses since i have yet to decide which side of deej she’ll end up talking to the most )
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation i have a feeling adopting a puppy would not be something either one would think of. their interests are elsewhere; i’m sure ‘puppy’ could be used in an another context.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them rosalynn forces danny to take aesthetic pictures, and well… she gives off that everyone better listen to me vibe, so he’s compliant. DJ, on the other hand, takes the aesthetic pictures to a whole new level; wants to see more than what is asked and finds ways for her to do things for him before he follows through on any of her requests.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy hands down, danny would do stupid things just to make her happy.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them DJ wants her to cling and she will cling. danny has had many practice to look tougher than he really is, so he’ll be able to swallow the fear.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them i believe the two would equally be a distraction when one is studying.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated he would initiate; something about seeing her face often is a huge plus.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do danny/DJ would storm out after a fight since he has yet to grasp control over his anger. whether she cries or not is something he’ll never find out unless clues are left behind because he’s too focused on his own issues to care about the other.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows i can see both binge-watching the same favorite tv show together.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky okay, if she’s around danny, i have a feeling she’ll bite his ear when feeling frisky. if she’s at the strip club or if the two meet while danny’s a stripper, the two will equally bite each other’s ear.
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car to be playful, danny starts. he always starts.
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays do the two even have the time to decorate a house during the holidays?
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other danny’s very vocal when angry, so maybe she’ll give him the silent treatment?
who plays with the others’ hair more danny/DJ plays with her hair more. he thinks her hair is very soft.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored she’ll climb all over danny, just to watch his flustered response.
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can both will kiss as often as possible.
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up i feel both will pout.
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up since danny isn’t someone who sleeps around, if the two ever get to that state, she would initiate. DJ only sleeps around with clients and prefers the typical one night stands. he’d initiate to mess around with her and neither one would walk away when the other is riled up.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one rosalynn forgets? since danny could careless if he has an umbrella or not. danny will hold the umbrella for her, DJ would completely ignore. probably steals her umbrella and walks away.
who demands showering first in the mornings danny demands showering first. no other word exists except being first at everything.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings okay, if in our verse we decide on danny, she will sneak into the shower to scare him. on the other hand, DJ would sneak in every time she showers ‘cause she’s pretty popular in the stripping ground.
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games she prefers the roller coasters, danny prefers the games.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond for once, i think danny would text her thirty times in a row.
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight danny always forgets, he’s a very forgetful person.
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets i think both will!
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can i can see danny hugging her, clinging onto her, maybe.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet danny is loud, rosalynn will have to figure out a way to shut the mouth of his.
maddan. dandie (-lion... lol). mad, die danny.
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MADDAN. DANDIE (-LION AWWWWW) MAD, DIE DANNY ( rip im dead ).
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation let’s change it around, instead of a dog, let’s make it a cat. maddie would ‘surprise’ danny with 100 cats at his door. her way of teaching danny to embrace animals. danny’s not a huge fan of them, so it’s her duty to teach him no matter what it takes.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them maddie forces danny and he obeys. i can see him sitting there with a camera for four hours JUST to get the perfect shot, her shaking her head because she doesn’t approve. as to how she has this power over him is beyond him. he wants to bite her head off but doesn’t.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy danny would say stupid things to make her happy. he thinks her smile is really pretty and encourages her to come to him when feeling sad.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them danny picks out the horror movies with the intention to see her cling to him because she’ll never cling any other way, unfortunately the plan backfires. he underestimated how scary the movie is ( then again all horror movies scares the bejeezus out of him ) and is now clinging to her for dear life. she’ll probably never let this go; will haunt him for the rest of his life.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them no matter what verse, maddie is the better student. danny is a distraction all around. jumps around her, sits on her... does whatever to grab her attention away from the books and back to him.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated for some strange reason, i feel danny would initiate facetime calls. i don’t know why, i just feel danny can’t get enough of her smiles... whether she smiles at him or not. she carries the positive energy he needs.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do danny is a bit aggressive and has been struggling with anger issues since forever, so danny would storm out after a fight. whether she cries when he leaves or not, he wouldn’t know. he’s far too focused on his hot-temper to care.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows maddie?
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky considering her innocent presence around danny, he would bite her ear just to see her response.
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car danny starts, maddie fights back.
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays maddie and she’ll probably call up danny and make him do all the annoying jobs.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other since danny’s too busy storming off or doing ‘something’ to get rid of the anger, she’ll give him the silent treatment. already does with every situation... giving him the silent treatment when danny makes a joke, when danny eats, when danny says something! he’s annoying, so its understandable.
who plays with the others’ hair more danny likes to twirl his finger around in her hair.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored why do i feel like maddie would, just to mess with danny?
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can maybe both, at least when they get more comfortable with each other.
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up danny pouts to get her attention and love >:D. also, to try and get her to apologize!
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up danny would initiate sex, neither would walk away when the other is riled up.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one maddie comes off responsible, so i doubt she’ll forget an umbrella. danny doesn’t care if he gets soaked or not... so who knows, but danny would offer to hold it for her.
who demands showering first in the mornings danny demands, maddie screams to get her way, but danny’s faster so he beats her to it. stays in the shower for 2-3 hours to piss her off.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings where they are at this moment, neither would. danny respects her privacy and would never cross boundaries regardless of his reputation.
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games maddie roller coaster, danny games.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond this i how i see it. danny texts her this very INTERESTING story or question or whatever. gets her all excited and riled up on the answer, danny doesn’t text her back until he receives at least 30+ texts because how hilarious!
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight danny’s a forgetful person, so he forgets allll the time. maddie reminds him.
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets danny does! she slaps his hand away, but he fights back.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can both; however, danny would start the hugs.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet danny is SO LOUD and does everything to embarrass her in public. she tells him to be quiet way more than necessary. she’ll probably need to get one of those backpack leashes to discipline this boy.
princess + the pirate :)
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PRINCESS + THE PIRATE. woah, more like ferret + pirate.
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation danny! and he’ll try to be funny and annoying by adopting more than one and leaving them all in hyejung’s care. somehow manages to fit 50 dogs in hyejung’s room while she’s off at school.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them despite danny’s lazy personality and his ‘whats the big deal about this aesthetic craze, i don’t understand’ attitude, he’d initiate and force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them. why? to annoy.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy danny would and is already doing. he’s seen that girl smile once or twice and will continue until he see’s a smile every waking hour, 24/7.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them i’m not sure if its for clinging purposes; however, hyejung would pick out horror movies just to make fun of danny for being a scared-y cat.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them hyejung is studying and danny’s a distraction.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated danny, and if she does not answer… he CALLS her at 3-4 in the morning and will continue to call her until she picks up!
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do i don’t think neither one of them cries, but i can see both storming out after a fight and have nothing resolved for a couple of hours, maybe even days.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows SINCE danny does not have a life “according to her”, danny stays up way too late to binge-watch.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky okay, here’s the thing. danny considers it ILLEGAL to make any sexual advances with hyejung since she’s only 17 and he still considers her a little kid. still regrets stripping in front of her, but he’s done things despite the heavy guilt, so i can see danny biting the her ear when feeling frisky. HOWEVER would this happen? probably not. she’d stab his eyeballs even before he can make a move.
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car danny would start to piss her off, she’d hose him until he’s soaked. and rather than a car wash, the two are in a full on battle.
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays danny’s lazy, but if he can stick post it notes all over her room than he sure can decorate a house during the holidays. as long as its to annoy her, he would. probably puts up valentine’s day decoration on christmas. christmas decorates on halloween.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other hyejung… always rolls her eyes at him and gives him silent treatments whether she’s angry or not.
who plays with the others’ hair more D A N I E L J U N G .
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored hyejung’s way of pissing danny off maybe. i don’t really see danny climbing all over her.
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can both, oh hyejung LOVES danny.
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up danny pouts… does pouting even exist in hyejung’s facial expression dictionary? all danny’s ever seen is a frown.
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up if they ever get to that point, danny would initiate. the boy’s probably hornier than she’ll ever be ( maybe ) and hyejung walks away and stomps up on him like a pathetic cheese. ahahaha.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one hyejung forgets, danny is forced to hold the umbrella for her ‘cause she’s princess.
who demands showering first in the mornings danny DEMANDS but hyejung attacks him with her claws and pushes him out of the way. she’s viscious.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings oh god, danny.
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games danny’s all about games, so hyejung prefers roller coasters, danny games.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond ahahaa danny! she never texts him back and it pisses him off since he’s usually the one who sucks at replying!
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight danny always forgets ‘cause he’s stupid and doesn’t care about his phone.
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets i feel both would; danny would squeeze ‘cause he’s a shit.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can DANNY SQUEEZES HER IN HIS ARMS EVERY TIME THEY SEE EACH OTHER.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet danny is definitely louder. probably dances around her all the time, pokes at her, sings to her, raps to her… he does whatever to get on her nerves, and then, she tells him to shut the fuck up and punches him. she’s a violent woman.
DANLUN. YIDAN. LUNDAN (sounds like the most folksy person saying 'London'). YILNIEL (ew).
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DANLUN. YIDAN. LUNDAN. YILNIEL.
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation man, this can go both ways; however, yilun would most likely drag danny to adopt a puppy while lying to him. telling him they’re going out to get ice cream or something, so think how excited danny would be and then bam, not an ice cream shop. they’ve done that before — many times. wouldn’t be a shock if they do it again.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them if it’s aesthetic, definitely yilun. if it’s weird, embarrassing pictures, danny. danny finds the entire aesthetic theme a pain in the ass and he’s lazy.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy i don’t think stupid even exists in yilun’s dictionary. everything they do is majestic and graceful and overall, perfection. danny, on the other hand, is stupid. danny would do stupid things to make the other happy; probably embarrass them along the way.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them damnfreakingyilun. they know danny has a weak spot and unafraid to torture him.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them only because the word ‘distract’ is in there, yilun would be studying and danny would be a constant distraction. everything he does is annoying.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated both; however, facetime calls to be annoying — danny; worried and missing the other person — yilun >:D
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do danny has yet to witness yilun extremely angry to the point where they’d act out, so for now i’ll say danny storms out after a fight and yilun cries when they do. danny’s not good at dealing with anger.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows i can see both binge-watching, forcing each other to watch each of their favorite shows while chowing down everything in yilun’s fridge.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car danny. danny definitely sprays the other with water because think about how angry it would make them!!
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays yilun, and probably is more fun because they drag danny around everywhere, forcing him to do all the annoying tasks.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other as of now, danny has given them the silent treatment, so danny, but again, danny has yet to witness yilun furious.
who plays with the others’ hair more yilun. danny thinks yilun is too goddess-like to touch.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored platonic, non-sexual speaking, so in other words, to crush and squish the other person to misery = danny.
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up danny pouts. he’s a baby.
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one danny always forgets the umbrella. yilun forces danny to hold their umbrella.
who demands showering first in the mornings okay, here’s the thing. if this was at yilun’s place, the problem would not exist unless danny finds a way to occupy ALL showers ALL at the same time. however, until he figures that out; it’ll be impossible to accomplish. now, if the two were at danny’s apartment, yilun would say something about ‘showering’ and it’d wake the boy up asap ( he can be an over-sleeper during his days off and impossible to wake ). he’ll run and occupy the bathroom for at least an hour or two just to piss yilun off.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games yilun states they have no fear, so i’d say yilun prefers riding roller coasters and danny prefers playing games? but… this can also go both ways. they can equally enjoy both.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond at 4 in the morning, you will find danny texting yilun thirty times in a row, and all the other times, probably yilun. danny never checks his phone.
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight most likely danny, but yilun’s a sweetheart ( legitimately a mother ) and will either remind danny to charge his phone or they’d walk in to make sure his phone is charging.
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can ugh yilun. UNLESS yilun’s sad, then danny will cling because yilun’s a gummy bear.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet danny can get obnoxiously loud and has been told to shut his mouth; however, yilun has an interesting mouth of their own … HMMM. good question.
"HEY, YOU LITTLE DICKCHEESE. I know you're basically livin' with my ass and whatnot, but WHY on EARTH did you have like TWENTY MILLION SPORTS MAGAZINES delivered. Oh my god, you're not gonna read all of these. I hate you."
( @yilunai )
“noona, can you imagine dicks made out of CHEESE? that’s what i’m imagining right now. a dick made out of cheese, that smell, all those holes… what would even come out of — oh yeah by the way, i subscribed to sports magazines with your card!” having completely forgotten to share the minor detail, not that he was planning on doing so, he shrugs. “just stack ‘em up in the bathroom. i’ll get to each and every one eventually.”
