Apr 30, 2025
Delusional psychopaths often use ALTERNATIVE FACTS (remember those from it’s first term folks) to create their ALTERNATIVE REALITY. No amount of fact checking, by professionals or children, is going to change that.
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Delusional psychopaths often use ALTERNATIVE FACTS (remember those from it’s first term folks) to create their ALTERNATIVE REALITY. No amount of fact checking, by professionals or children, is going to change that.
We don't need multiversal travel to live in different universes.
More than ever before, two people can view the same footage and walk away with radically different, opposing understandings of what they just saw.
It is as though reality is so subjective that it is individually generated.
And if you insist that objective truth, metaphysically or practically, does exist? You'll be punished.
We struggle to even debate anymore. We're living in parallel worlds, in the same universe worlds with no shared map.
Forget ever demonstrating that you're right in an intellectually honest disagreement. Most can't even find shared realities in which disagreement could be negotiated.
"We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality." Ayn Rand.
All the Times Trump Has Falsely Claimed Something Is AI
"If something happens really bad, just blame AI,” Trump has said.
Once, I thought we had standards. Too low, but we had them.
I never dreamed we would let someone this evil become president.
We've always known this embecile is a pathological liar but when does he tell the truth? He adds a lie to everything. This is the shit MAGA Republicans glorify.
This is so embarrassing.
As if the public cannot see the price of eggs when they shop.
✨ The King vs. The Don: A Masterclass in ‘Real-Time Reality’ ✨
Okay, we need to talk about the historical "Mad King" George III vs. the current Donald Trump experience. Because honestly? George is looking like a rational scientist compared to the absolute cinematography of Trump’s daily brain-lore. 👑📉
Exhibit A: The Physics of the "Stable Genius" 🧲🌊
George III: Allegedly spoke to a tree because he thought it was the King of Prussia. Weird? Sure.
Donald Trump: "I say, 'What happens to the magnets if you drop it in water?' and the experts say, 'It’s over.'"
The Logic: Why bother with physics when you can just vibe? Trump isn't just "wrong"—he’s reinventing the universe where water is the kryptonite of magnetism. Sorry, science, Donald just canceled your subscription. 💧🚫
Exhibit B: Winning According to the "Art of the Deal" (RIP Clausewitz) 🏆🚩
George III: Lost the American colonies. It was a mess, but at least he eventually realized the war was over.
Donald Trump: Claims absolute victory in every scenario, including the ones he clearly lost.
The Vibe: Clausewitz wrote that war is the continuation of politics by other means. Sun Tzu said all warfare is based on deception. Trump said: "Hold my Diet Coke." He simply declares victory in real-time, effectively gaslighting the scoreboard until it gives up. It’s not a loss if you just keep saying "I won" until the heat death of the universe. 🗣️🔥
Exhibit C: Historical Fan-Fiction ✈️🏰
George III struggled with the 18th century. Trump, however, transcends time itself.
Remember when he praised the Revolutionary War's "Airports"? "Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports."
The Reality Check: While George was losing America, he apparently forgot to defend the baggage claim at JFK in 1775. 🤦♂️
George III was "mad" because his brain betrayed him. Donald Trump is "mad" as a tactical choice. He creates a Real-Time Reality™ where facts are just suggestions and magnets are afraid of rain.
We aren't just reading history anymore; we are living in a glitchy simulation where the lead character has "God Mode" turned on for nonsense. 🤡
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✨ The "Madness" Upgrade: George III vs. Trump’s Cinematic Universe ✨
Let’s be real: historical "madness" just isn't what it used to be. Comparing George III to Donald Trump is like comparing a silent film to a 4D IMAX fever dream. One had a medical condition; the other has a "Real-Time Reality™" filter that ignores the laws of man and nature. 👑🎬
The Battle of the Baggage Claim (1775 Edition) ✈️🏰
The History: George III was busy losing the colonies.
The Trump Reality: "Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do."
The Irony: Imagine the Redcoats’ confusion when George Washington’s troops secured Terminal 4 at LaGuardia before the British could even land their muskets. George III was mad, but even he didn't try to draft a flight schedule for the 18th century. 🏇💨
Clausewitz & Sun Tzu vs. "The Vibe" 🏆🚩
Sun Tzu said: "All warfare is based on deception."
Clausewitz said: "War is a mere continuation of policy."
Donald Trump said: "I won, and by the way, I won twice."
The Logic: Why follow military strategy when you can just manifest a win? Trump’s tactical genius is ignoring the scoreboard so hard that the scoreboard starts doubting itself. He’s not losing; he’s just performing a "Special Winning Operation" where reality is optional. 🧠🔥
Magnet-Gate: The End of Science 🧲🌊
The Quote: "Now you go to nylon and then you go to magnetic... but if you drop it in water, the magnetic force is gone."
The Breakdown: George III thought he was talking to trees. Trump thinks he’s debunking the fundamental properties of matter. He has decided that water is the natural enemy of magnets, and honestly? Who are we to let "science" or "physics" get in the way of a good story? 💧🚫
The Verdict:
George III was a king who lost his mind. Donald Trump is a director who simply rewrites the script in real-time. If the facts don't fit the "Victory" narrative, he just fires the facts.
We are officially living in a world where the Revolutionary War had a "No-Fly Zone" and magnets dissolve like sugar cubes in the rain. Stay hydrated, stay magnetic. 🤡✌️
The Royal Treasury vs. The Family Business 💰🏨
George III: Had to beg Parliament for a "Civil List" to pay his debts, even as king of an empire.
Donald Trump: Turned the presidency into a 24/7 infomercial, where the "Real-Time Reality" means foreign officials booking rooms at your hotel to get a meeting.
The Logic: While George III was losing money on colonies, Trump mastered the art of the "Insider Presidential Deal." Why be a king when you can be a landlord who charges the Secret Service for the privilege of protecting you? It’s not a conflict of interest if you just declare the interest "tremendous" and "very legal." 🏨📈
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