i dont know if i should romance angsty mage or angry elf????????

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i dont know if i should romance angsty mage or angry elf????????
Iz Plays DA2
I DID IT. I BEAT THE GAME.
Iz Plays DA2
-Holy shit, Varric, your brother is fucked up
-Look, I’d love to let you kill him, honest, but that’s not gonna make either of us happy so let’s just get wasted
-calling it now: the templars have the crazy relic. Explains a lot.
-Anders, you’re definition of “I have it under control” and mine are the same, which is bad because I consider trying to stab a dragon while it’s flying as “under control”
-Also, Fenris and Anders being jealous of me is so entertaining, omg, they’re like teenage girls and I’m the starting quarterback
Fenris and Hawke kill me though because I know what can happen in DAI and no my children-
Your two are the second couple least equipped to handle that.
Someone described Isabela's skin as "tan" in a fic i read once and I thought "okay maybe they're trying to describe the colour, and they could have picked a better word," but then they went on to describe her pale creamy breasts and j noped out so hard I closed all my browser tabs and just sat there staring at the desktop.
Aveline: hoe don't do it
Hawke: ... *does it*
Aveline: oh my god
Madi was right Anders is a fuckboy
Fenris has no chill omg