#dad approved

[go-and-ask-the-magpie]

Was watching TNG with my dad and during one of the poker scenes he (while referring to Riker) said something like "I don't understand how anyone could call someone they've slept with "Sie" (polite/professional you in German)" but Worf was on screen at the time so it somehow didn't really click that he was talking about Deanna and for a few baffling seconds I lived in a world where my dad had somehow misconstrued Worf and Riker as having canonically slept with each other.

[hopefulromantic1]

*me watching Liverpool - City with my dad*

*Trent comes on*

Dad: who's that handsome guy? I bet all the girls like him , where is he from?

Me: yes, yes the girls do like him

even dad knows he's the prettiest 😅

[overwatchhipster]

*I DID NOT MAKE THIS*

Credit to the creator of this awesome comic (electricbunnycomics.com)

Sorry I haven’t posted in like a year .3. Have a nice day also this comic is approved by my dad lol

[allthingsprompting]

Dialogue Prompts: Father's Day Edition

There is a rogue agent (Character A) that is known for his efficiency - and dad jokes. There are his stories. Character A has Character B, a target, tied to a chair. Character B's phone rings. Character A: *answers* [B] is tied up at the moment, can I take a message? Character A: *listens to the person on the line* Character A: Ok, I have to wrap this up, but I'm bound to see him later. I'll let him know you called. Character B: No stop. Character A: *hangs up* That was Pam. She wanted you to pick up eggs, I suggest you... Character B: Don't Character A: ... KNOT disappoint her. Character B: *looks completely broken* Character A subdues Annie, a target. Character A: Does this make me... a Smooth Criminal? Character A vs. Character C, who is a real dad. Character A: Where did you learn to fight? A nursing home? *stabs [C] in the chest* Character C: You wound me. Character A: Did you... take it to heart? Character C: Stop! You're killing me! Character A: *Visibly conflicted* Darn. I can't kill you. You're an artist. Hold on, I'll patch you up.

[borenspruce]

[pixiebeepopples]

Exceptionally cute Subaru commercial!

[lobterr]

PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING ON OCTOBER FACTION

LIKE YALL

THIS SHOW SLAPS

NOT GONNA SPOIL ANYTHING BUT YALL NEED TO SEE IT

DEFINITELY BINGE WORTHY

Sorry for yelling but yall needed to know

Okay im done have fun with this info

[smarteeey]

Lover💘

Lover listening session with my dad (he’s my music buddy within the family). Showed him all the bops and all my faves (basically the whole album). He doesn’t understand English but he LIKES IT! IT’S DAD APPROVED @taylorswift 💘💘💘