May 10, 2021
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Dialogue Prompt
"Do I need to remind you that 'It's cute, can I keep it?' is not acceptable recruiting procedure?"
AU Prompts
"I keep seeing you in the laundromat, and by the number of bloodstains on your clothes I'm starting to think you might not actually be an accountant" AU Bonus points for "It's ok, me neither" AU Double bonus points for "But I'm clearly much more experienced than you are, you should really pretreat those at home to keep from drawing attention, and you use WARM water for blood stains" AU.
Dialogue Prompt
Character A: Welcome to Happy Hut, can I take your order? Character B: Please call for help! I've been stabbed. Character A: ... Welcome to Happy Hut - Character B: CALL THE COPS Character A: SIR I HAVEN'T BEEN TRAINED FOR THIS
Character Prompt
She has ADHD, and her main hyperfixation is finding out how things work. She fidgets with objects near her, often beginning to disassemble them before she realizes what she's doing. She is also no longer allowed near espresso machines.
Scene Prompt
When she sat down with him in the cafe, he pulled out a deck of cards. He gave her a roguish smile, and read her fortune. “Sevens are for luck,” he said, “and sixes for love.” She wondered if he’d stacked the deck, as he turned over the six of hearts.
AU Prompts
"I jokingly threatened you with a plastic knife and now you're giving me fighting lessons" AU "It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this, and by this I mean a full-on competitive sparring match" AU "Did you seriously just propose to me with a pistol instead of a ring" AU
Dialogue Prompts: Father's Day Edition
There is a rogue agent (Character A) that is known for his efficiency - and dad jokes. There are his stories. Character A has Character B, a target, tied to a chair. Character B's phone rings. Character A: *answers* [B] is tied up at the moment, can I take a message? Character A: *listens to the person on the line* Character A: Ok, I have to wrap this up, but I'm bound to see him later. I'll let him know you called. Character B: No stop. Character A: *hangs up* That was Pam. She wanted you to pick up eggs, I suggest you... Character B: Don't Character A: ... KNOT disappoint her. Character B: *looks completely broken* Character A subdues Annie, a target. Character A: Does this make me... a Smooth Criminal? Character A vs. Character C, who is a real dad. Character A: Where did you learn to fight? A nursing home? *stabs [C] in the chest* Character C: You wound me. Character A: Did you... take it to heart? Character C: Stop! You're killing me! Character A: *Visibly conflicted* Darn. I can't kill you. You're an artist. Hold on, I'll patch you up.