#dad mode on

[ask-dad007n7]

Hey daaaad?

So uh. Hypothetically, theoretically if i were to have a burn from doing something… kinda dumb, would you help?

-Cece, @c3cilia-l1m3

(woe, cece be upon ye! hehehe- uh idk hello)

" 1st are you alright!? Second h-how did you get burnt?"

[darththrog]

[davi-doo]

Hello Mr. Allen, and good luck with your new blog. I was wondering, how do you like to spend time with your daughter? What do you like to do together?

Aren’t you the famous android who was the first to pass the Turing test? Emily herself has told me quite a lot about you.

About your question, I often take Emily to movie on my day off, and sometimes we would love to spend a day in a theme park as well. As daily basic, we enjoy discussing random stuff my daughter discovered. A cool book she found, a piece of news, old time music. 

[lieutenant-thace]

Going into te room skipping, glitter filledd ballon in one hand and a needle in other . " I see, Hunk was here first..." Brought the needle close to the balloon with a big grin.

Thace had managed to get most of the fine sparkles out of his hair and ears, and stars forbid, lots of it out of his nose. How did it even get in his nose like that? Gross. He came back into the room to try and clean up the mess Hunk had left for him but stopped dead in his tracks, eyes wide.

“Leela, pop that balloon and you’re grounded.”

[ufstudios77]

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[gnzma]

,,,meh. Jacks deserves better than her, but as long as he's happy he's cool.

[unlucky-ace]

“.....I am so close to breaking me being a pacifist....” Hibiki is not having this anymore, “Fuck it. I’m going to the gym...”

[goldenglorfindel]

"NO-!" he declared, ignoring the fact that was precisely what he wanted to do. As soon as it was demanded of him, the prospect became entirely undesirable. He sat up, crossed his arms, and slowly, painfully slowly, leaned over to lick Ecthelion's arm, staring at Glorfindel with deliberately provocative malice.

He moved the elfling behind him by his shoulders before he could start to react and ignored him trying to get back round from behind his legs to retaliate. With a deep breath he looked at the child in front of him and folded his arms. “It’s not up for debate. Bed time for little one’s. Now.”