Big Bad Guzma

ASK/RP blog for Guzma from Pokèmon Sun/Moon run by gio follows as infernalpursuit

[gnzma]

FUCK THIS SHIT, LET'S START A RIOT!

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[my-dailydreams]

[gnzma]

[ i did my part :) ]

[gnzma]

What's something that could break them beyond repair? how do they act when they're at rock bottom? would they try to fight back or accept it? and what would fix them? (hits u with the uno reverse)

[ isolation.

and i say that because he's already reached rock bottom at least twice in his life - more specifically, after he failed the island trial and his father released almost all his Pokèmon and started being shunned at school, and after he joined Lusamine in Ultra Space. and both times he completely shut down. he sees himself as a fighter, someone who bites back no matter what, no matter how small the corner he's pushed into could be-- but in moments of true solitude, in moments he realizes the worst case scenario actually happened, he loses all his stamina.

he eventually fights back, mind you. the first time it took years, the second months - and both times, he had to find someone who was worth fighting for, namely Plumeria first, the Champion second, and both times the rest of his Team -- but both times, his overly aggressive mask drops, leaving him sulking, quiet, hurt. and he hates it. ]

[gnzma]

you haven't asked me out on tomodachi life yet :/

"until Tenna Deltarune doesn't accept my hand in marriage I ain't openin' my tomodachi self to polyamory."

which could mean nothing.

[gnzma]

[ btw pokemon is not sparking joy so all blogs are in semi hiatus ]

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[gnzma]

"Y'all are literally allowed to break their arms! It's literally fun! Who gives a shit! I've seen y'all muscles ya can deal with some assho--

ᵒʰ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ᵉᵛᶦˡ ᵉˣ ᶦˢ ʰᵉʳᵉ "

[gnzma]

"Lol", he says, plainly "Lmao."

[gnzma]

@skullkxd

“are these the same people that came after you last time?”

"Nope. Different ones."

It was barely something worth getting worried. Neither Guzma nor Goli broke a sweat before those two idiots and their D tier Teams who approached him because -- because who gives a shit really he didn't even listen, were sent limping and whining back to their personal corner, tails between their barely working legs.

"You're allowed to throw 'em a rock if ya want. They won't do shit."

Not after Goli literally used one of them to beat up the other when they tried to heal their Pokèmon to give this battle another shot, anyway.

[tapuhauko]

"You mean... uhh, I think it was Kartana?" Like Guzma would care about the name of the UB that could turn them both into origami right now...

"Okay, well. I don't see much of another option here... Do you?" Forced positivity perhaps, but it was good to have hope, right? Hmm. Still, he can't hide that he's been growing more anxious. Maybe even a little agitated. He probably sounded kinda rude and snappy just now. Could anyone blame them, though?

Normally he'd apologize. Today is not a normal day. Was it even day still? Impossible to tell. They continue walking behind Guzma. It feels like an eternity before they find another patch of fruit bearing trees and a small river and pond. With hungry eyes they size up the fruit amongst the branches of purple foliage.

"..."

Their stomach is growling. They're almost out of rations. Not that the rations were many to begin with. He had been on the way to refill his bag with snacks and food when they got sucked in... Awful, almost comedic timing.

[gnzma]

"Yeah yeah, Karkat or whatever."

A disinterested handwave accompanies an even more disinterested comment when Hau plays the part of the know-it-all... but those, too, are followed by a sigh, as loud and defeated as it could be.

"Not unless ya forgot ya had a Cosmog in your pockets, I guess.", the Skull leader concludes, shrugging off the growing dissatisfaction... and giving the other a side-eye when he heard the stomach growling.

Guess one of them was more used to skip meals, here.

Great. Cool. Juuuust what he wanted!

Following Hau's gaze, he found the fruits hanging up there, and-

"...okay that ain't just me bein' a debbie downer if those were in Alola ya can be SURE they could make ya see Clauncher colors, right?"

This alien shit is so bullshit. So clichè.

"Why everything has to be blue and purple and glow in the dark, up here...?!"

[gnzma]

[ new muses tier list dropped ]

[gnzma]

shoves an entire macbook in the microwave.

[gnzma]

Fruit Quiz!

tagged by: @tapuhauko thank youuu!! tagging: @topranged and uhhh whoever didnt do this im so so so late fnamsdgdf

[apeshit]

hell fucking yes

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR PRE ESTABLISHED CONNECTIONS AND CREATING HISTORY BETWEEN CHARACTERS *  assorted dialogue for giving your characters a history and giving them past things or events to talk about, adjust as necessary

do you remember what i told you last time?

have you been doing well since i saw you?

that's not what you told me back then.

when was the last time i saw you?

you were shorter then.

i'm picking the restaurant this time.

we've known each other since we were children.

always knew i could count on you.

that time was different. this is worse.

you're not going to let me live that down, are you?

i seem to remember a conversation we had back then.

so you changed your mind about it?

do you remember our encounter in paris?

you should know me by now.

am i the only one that knows the truth?

we had a lot of help back then.

your mom told me to look out for you.

you just love bringing that back up to annoy me.

maybe don't mention my past indescretions?

this was never going to work out between us.

i told you not to get attached.

i know more about you than you think.

i was there, remember?

i'm not about to forget all the shit you put me through.

you told me you were going to try and make this work.

remember what i said to you?

the last time i saw you, things were good between us.

you never mentioned this before.

that was the longest flight of my life, and you made it worse.

can i still trust you after all that?

at least we tried to make something work.

we never discussed what happened between us.

okay, but i'm driving the car this time.

i haven't forgotten what you said last week.

i'm still thinking about your comment.

i didn't realize it was you when i first saw you.

you seem to make a lot of enemies around here.

there's not much for us to talk about.

we worked it out last time.

i know you far better than you know yourself.

we have a long history.

is that the shirt you were wearing last time?

what don't i know about you?

i haven't told them about us.

you were the only person i could go to.

you know me.

this is bigger than both of us.

i can't stand your driving.

are you taking me to the place we had dinner last time?

that's not at all what you said.

didn't we agree on that?

i thought i made it very clear where i stand.

are these the same people that came after you last time?

are you still going on about it?

can we talk about it?

staying silent about it won't help.

you're the only person who knows the real me.

this is a bad time to talk about your problems.

[gnzma]

"...cool have fun or kick his ass i dunno"