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Quiet distressed noises.

@ssparda

“Father, I can not be grounded, I am a grown man!”

Please let Charlottes new storyline involve her constantly being embarrassed by her dad.

The other day i went to the museum and in the middle of the dinosaur bone exhibition my dad announced he had a joke

What do you call a gay dinosaur? he said.

A mega-sore-ass.

Numerous little kids turned around and asked for an explanation

I couldn’t breath.

[ sms ;; Dean ] call Dean. Call Dean. I don't think I'm going this right

[ sms ;; Dad ] You’re texting me what are you doing?

My dad's laughing maniancally whilst playing skyrim.

His archery skill is too high, and combine that with the storm call shout...

What have I done... WHy did i buy this game.... WH did I let him reach level 75...

I swear I'm adopted

Dad and I were talking about the end of the world.

Dad: "On the 21st on December it's over."

Me: "Yeah, but the Hobbit gets released on the 14th here in Germany, so at least we get to see that before the world ends."

Dad: "What's the Hobbit?"

Me: o.O

#dad no!