#dad noises

[kyrianne]

Nobody:

Dads getting up out of their chairs:

[food-in-your-mitch]

Rhett making very sexy dad noises

[floralcrownrhett]

I dont have any questions. Rhett have very very long legs!

[obscuresymbolism]

i’m screamign

[mmollymercury]

I'm sorry, I get you're older now, but dad, why do you have to make THOSE dad sounds every two seconds???!!??, God knows how I've been able to restrain myself from kicking u all these years.

[humunanunga]

Big trucks always sound like they're struggling. The car version of making dad noises while escaping the gravitational pull of a lazy chair.

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[ilivetorant-blog1]

Dad noises

Listen, I love my dad, but... know what, if you have a dad you'll understand. So I do not look forward to becoming old, because that means Ill be the one that has to make the dad noises, if I dont die alone that is. Anyway, what are dad noises? They are when your dad does simple tasks and makes all sorts of grunts and noises that sound like he is in pain/has an ache. They really annoy me though because I dont care if you're in pain, I dont need you to remind me every movement that you make, with a weird sound that just isn't pleasant. If you dont know what at all im talking about and have a dad, then you are lucky. If you dont know what a dad noise is, just look it up.