Whatever it takes.

You can't start a fire worrying about your little world falling apart.

[asoftwrongness]

fake it til u make it

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[stagnantwater447-8995]

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

[laurbyboom]

um..i think you made this up for notes?

[stagnantwater447-8995]

first of all, how dare you

[floweir-deactivated20180902]

[sabalpalms-deactivated20200812]

me gettin up for work

[soft-communism]

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

[gluom]

im always DTF

(Dealing with Thoughts of Failure)

[sm-777]

i don’t get disappointed anymore, I just be like aw again? ok lol

[clevercorday]

guys I’m in love with this cat his name is chunk and I wanna bring him home so bad :(((

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twofacedbitchesneverlie]

[valtsv]

pirates: mostly men, allowed gay marriage, attack sailors

mermaids: mostly women, not usually interested in men, attack sailors

conclusion: pirates and mermaids are sea mlm/wlw solidarity

[valtsv]

pirate crew, calling out to the mermaids watching on the rocks nearby as they hoist the jolly roger: arr, let's go lesbians! let's go!

[aixawa-m-deactivated20180719]

him: i’ll do anything to make it up to you,, me:

[guerrillatech]

[stability]

I keep my bitcoins in my pussy just like Sonic

[hamsandwichwithextramayo]

I’m sorry WHAT

[stability]

I keep my bitcoins, in my pussy, just, like, Sonic

[spacceyame]

....

[internethistory]

[torgoooo]

[diishii]

[ramisuschrist-blog]

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out