#dad pls.

[pwnyta]

Dad you make me nervous when you scrutinize my work like this.

[elvisqueso]

My parents like to send me reminders to take my meds

[muniificus]

dad: i want ice cream

mom and i: it's 8:30 lay off the sweets

[fateddivine-blog]

@batteredhearts i mean i’m watching the food network rn i can tRY TO DO THE RABBIT THING?

[hellsought-blog]

'look into my eyes' and if you just say 'black' i'm kicking your ass to the wasteland

Send ‘Look into my eyes’ and my muse will bold what they see

Hope | Love | Passion | Hate | Resentment | Envy | Indifference | Confidence | Insecurity | Greed | Desire | Optimism | Spite | Hostility | Kindness | Warmth | Intelligence | Experience | Trauma | Aggression | Gentleness |  Arrogance | Pride | Lust | Cruelty | You’re soft | You’re trusting | You seem honest | You’re humble | You’re cold | You’re closed off | You’re reserved and guarded | You’re unfeeling | You’re remorseless | You’re heartless | You’re inhuman | You’re frightening | You’re frightened | You’re devious | You’re unpredictable | You’re struggling | You’re lost | You’re broken | You’re disheartened | You seem headstrong | You seem difficult | You’re stubborn | I see hope | I see purpose | I see absolute conviction | I see compassion | I see a shining light | I see shattered remains | I see something familiar | I see a friend | I see an enemy | I see a lover | I see thirst for blood | I see malicious intent | I see pity | You’re pitiful | I see darkness | You’re unwavering | You’re pure | You’re noble

@devilsuited

[zenyattasperceptrons]

"no one gets away with committing murder in my office!!!!!”

you’re a prosecutor i don’t think you should be letting anyone get away with murder, period

[mashedpopoto]

Dad go away, For I need to play. A fire by the laptop will be caused If I leave the battle paused. So please go away, For I need to play.

[queenof-theseas-blog1]

So I was at supper with my dad last night and the waitress comes by to ask how our food is. 

And you know what my fucking dad says?

"Terrible, I think I'll only be able to have one plate."