the funniest outsider perspective on the hard launch i’ve heard so far was from my dad, who seemed to be under the impression that they were just friends the entire time and started dating NOW
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the funniest outsider perspective on the hard launch i’ve heard so far was from my dad, who seemed to be under the impression that they were just friends the entire time and started dating NOW
Shout out to my dad, I went and awkwardly stood in his doorway and asked him to "Come validate my painting." And he did his job well, thank you dad, bless 🙏 every artist deserves a dad who will come look at your painting and tell you you did a good job. Maybe take a picture to send to his friends.
On that note, whatever you're working on, you're doing a good job sweetie 🤍 I'm taking pictures to show all my friends how proud I am
um noah fence but I want to make out with damien bloodmarch
My dad, completely out of the blue: remind me again which one’s amazing and which one is not on fire?
My dad saw my discord status and came up to my room to ask me if I was ok...
A word for word transcription of the conversation that happened when I showed my parents the ‘I Love Lying’ hat
My dad: so they’re lying liars who enjoy lying?
Me: yup
My mom: I bet they’re not even gay!